Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[twoleftfeet]

Harry Potter would be transgender and formally known as Harriet Potter.

[Swiss.]

If Harry Potter was filmed today would the Weasley family be black instead of gingers? Or more likely Hermione would be black?

[BRANDED]

From beer to WOKE beer https://www.wsj.com/articles/monster-jumps-into-booze-business-with-330-million-acquisition-of-canarchy-11642084938

[Crassus]

"Fo Hiya mate Fish paste, my lord that's brought back memories Those were the days. I was trying to explain to my kids how Sunday used to be, no shops, restricted pub hours and nothing open Sunday lunch, The Big Match over the park and back for Sunday Tea The frown on their faces said it all; another time, another place ..... Anyway, enough reminiscing on my part, best get back to the blokes with a cervix and birds a hampton"

[twoleftfeet]

I note with interest those XR cunts who sat on trains got cleared by a jury. So to clarify I am able to pull down a statue and sit on top of trains and not get in any kind of trouble because it is for a cause.

[Fo the Communist]

Afternoon Crass Tinned salmon sandwiches and fairy cakes? It was Shippams paste and malt loaf in my house. Fucking bourgeoisie.

[Crassus]

"How times have changed I was sent a clip from the old TV programme Bullseye in the week So a bloke is throwing his darts in the final phase and wins The commentator says 'What will he win? Will it be the caravan, the speedboat, lets pull back the curtain and see' Where upon, the curtain opens and there is a steel band playing, to which the commentator says 'Slaves! His won a load of slaves!' And then guffaws loudly Blimey, try pulling that one on Sunday at six o'clock over the tinned salmon sandwiches and fairy cakes"

[Robson]

I'd not heard this Mike. Did they agree it with BLM's perpendicular bi-sector? I wonder what their angle is.

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The world of trigonometry was in shock today after the radical feminist faction of BLM demanded the immediate cessation of the term ""Tangent"" to describe a relationship between opposites and adjacents in non-binary unions. It further declared that it should no longer be associated with something straight touching something bent. They have proposed ""Honkeybint"" as an alternative but until some sort of agreement within the sect is reached, TRFKAT (the relationship formerly known as Tangent) is to be used forthwith."

[bigfrank]

"Riosleftsock Can't be? BLM, Stinky Rebellion and the rest of the blue haired, nose pierced cunts are pro paedophilia"

[bigfrank]

"Riosleftsock Can't be? BLM, Stinky Rebellion and the rest of the blue haired, nose pierced cunts are pro paedophilia"

[Feed Me Chicken]

Just wait until they realise there is biscuits called ginger nuts! Double offensive word bingo right there

[eswing hammer]

"joe royal 4:37 Thu Jan 13 Re: Woke watch Re the midget gems. 6 out or 7 were ok with it , one was not happy That would now be ‘Snow mixed heritage person of colour and the truck load of people who are claiming be under sixteen but look a lot older ‘"

[joe royal]

"Re the midget gems. 6 out or 7 were ok with it , one was not happy."

[joe royal]

"Re the midget gems. 6 out or 7 were ok with it , one was not happy."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The Dutch have had ""Zwarte Piet"" for decades, possibly centuries. Maybe from as long black...sorry, back as the Moors ruled what is now Spain."

[eswing hammer]

"So they’re blacking up fairies now ?, I’m confused, l thought that sort of thing is what we are not to do ?"

[twoleftfeet]

"I remember that character, camp as a row of tents. I watched are you being served yesterday, lots of pussy and gay jokes. Different times."

[Hermit Road]

"Never seen a black fairy! In Sickness and in Health was way ahead of the curve, they had Marigold on years ago."

[twoleftfeet]

During my Covid rehab last week I was watching the great pottery throwdown on C4 which I quite like. Anyway a black lady designed a bowl with a few fairies stuck to the side and she painted their faces black. The 2 judges were in absolute tears over this. The black judge said he had a young daughter who had never seen fairies with black faces and how this was so amazing blah blah blah. All I thought when I saw her work was how good it was and the colour of the fairies faces didn't even register with me but het Channel 4 do love a bit of woke.

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Will they have to stop selling packs of the little ""Love Hearts"" sweeties because they discriminate against people who only have hate in their heart?"

[Hermit Road]

BRANDED 1:43 Thu Jan 13 I read an article about what he said. Some of his quotes made me chortle. The quote you posted about imbuing Hellman's mayonaisse with purpose was one of them.

[twoleftfeet]

"Just another harmless word that offends about 0.001% of the population banned. If we are going down this route, and clearly we are, then what will be next?"

[147man]

Midget Gems renamed after claims name is hateful towards people with dwarfism https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/other/midget-gems-renamed-after-claims-name-is-hateful-towards-people-with-dwarfism/ar-AASHTZk?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531

[BRANDED]

"One of Britain's best known investors has attacked Unilever for its ""ludicrous"" focus on sustainability, in a sign of growing City frustration at blue chip companies championing fashionable causes. Terry Smith, manager of the £29bn Fundsmith Equity fund, said that the consumer goods behemoth has become ""obsessed"" with its public image and mocked its efforts to imbue brands such as Hellman's mayonnaise with a higher purpose. He said this overzealous focus on environmental and social issues has proved a distraction at a time when the £101bn maker of products from Vaseline to Marmite is struggling with a falling share price. In a letter to investors in his fund, Mr Smith said: “A company which feels it has to define the purpose of Hellmann’s mayonnaise has, in our view, clearly lost the plot. “The Hellmann’s brand has existed since 1913 so we would guess that by now consumers have figured out its purpose (spoiler alert – salads and sandwiches).”"