Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[White Pony]

"It’s actually fantastic to see the RSPCA recruiting for Head of Diversity. Sold0’s black lab might get more opportunities. Black animals in general are painted in a negative light. Penguins are depicted as clown-like. Spiders are “scary”. People kill ants at will. Black cats are supposed to bring bad luck. Skunks stink. Pandas are body shamed. Crows are a dark omen. I could go on. In fact, thinking about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone has already claimed we’re racist to animals, and done so with a straight face."

[Side of Ham]

BRANDED 4:14 Wed Jul 6 Like to do a 'candid camera' and send in a load of white folk for the interviews......

[BRANDED]

"Triathlon has become the first British sport to establish a new 'open' category in which transgender athletes will compete. The British Triathlon Federation confirmed that for athletes over the age of 12, competitive women's events will be reserved ""for those who are female sex at birth"". The policy, which will begin from January, will see an 'open' category ""for all individuals including male, [male and female] transgender and those non-binary who were male sex at birth."" It will apply to all events where there are prizes, times or rankings at stake, including at the grassroots level of the sport. Could be fucking funny to watch"

[BRANDED]

"Chief Executive Black Equity Organisation Expected Salary: £100k+ Location: London Sector: Social equity Start Date: Contract Type: Permanent Black Equity Organisation (BEO) is a new Black-led charity established to dismantle systemic racism in the UK. We are looking for a Chief Executive with positive energy and drive who shares our passion to promote economic, legal, social and political equity for Black communities in Britain."

[BRANDED]

"Chief Executive Black Equity Organisation Expected Salary: £100k+ Location: London Sector: Social equity Start Date: Contract Type: Permanent Black Equity Organisation (BEO) is a new Black-led charity established to dismantle systemic racism in the UK. We are looking for a Chief Executive with positive energy and drive who shares our passion to promote economic, legal, social and political equity for Black communities in Britain."

[BRANDED]

RSPCA head of diversity and Inclusion Job available Expected Salary: £65k Location: Hybrid – Home-based with occasional travel to the office and other RSPCA premises and locations required. Sector: Third Sector Start Date: Contract Type: Permanent

[mashed in maryland]

"Top US staffer Sam Brinton, famous recently for being non-binary and openly into S&M and all that malarkie, wrote an article in 2015 arguing against the shutting down of a website called ""rentboys dot com"". https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2015/09/02/op-ed-real-ramifications-rentboy-raid In it he argues that ""LGBT youth"" indulge in prostitution to ""survive"" and that removing this pathway is somehow bad. Why are they ALWAYS like this?"

[Auntie Thermite]

"I wonder what happens when this current incarnation of the Weimar Republic v2.0 falls? I don't think blaming Russians, nazis and muslims for it, will wash much longer once the whole house of cards comes crashing down."

[ted fenton]

BBC plans Antiques Roadshow shake-up for social media generation: Bosses hint presenter Fiona Bruce could be replaced as it looks for new production company - and warns bosses to be mindful of 'risk' when discussing British Empire

[Hermit Road]

"Should have been cancelled because he’s shit and nobody bought a ticket. The fact that a Labour/Green Party council cancelled it because he didn’t list his pronouns should come as a surprise to no one. Despite attempts to say ‘they’re all the same’. They really aren’t, particularly at that level."

[mashed in maryland]

Wonder what the expected audience turnout was? Bet it was more than 59

[wd40]

"forthcoming performance of Roy 'Chubby' Brown has been cancelled after a council said the comedian is not compatible with diversity. Brown, who lives in Tetney, in East Lindsey, had been due to perform at Morecambe's Platform on August 19. But the show has been axed by Lancaster City Council after concerns. 59 people sign a petition against it."

[nerd]

I see this post and think would a woke watch be black face white arms or white face black arms.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Wonder if any of these works of art the protesters are gluing themselves to are oil paintings...

[rubble]

"Simple solution to those gluing themselves to paintings - turn the lights off, shut the door and fuk off home. See how they feel after being ignored overnight."

[Russ of the BML]

Hermit Road 10:15 Tue Jul 5 Spot on.

[twoleftfeet]

"Hippies now gluing themselves to works of arts in galleries. Apparently they are doing it for our own benefit as we are all going to die and we need to stop using oil and gas. Firstly we are all going to die, fact of life I'm afraid. Secondly it should be peoples choice if they want to use gas or oil, not the choice of some hippies still crying over Brexit."

[Gary Strodders shank]

Sanctimonious is definitely the right word to describe Southgate.

[Swiss.]

There's a lot of those shit posts on LinkedIn for sure.

[BRANDED]

It probably gets them more bumming opportunities.

[White Pony]

"I don’t agree with you about everything Hermit, but you are bang on the fucking money about LinkedIn."

[Hermit Road]

"Southgate represents what so many white middle aged, affluent men in senior management have become. Sanctimonious, bandwagon-jumping, preachy twats. He’s the type you see all over LinkedIn parroting the latest liberal/metropolitan orthodoxies as if they are self-evident truths that nobody should ever question despite the fact that they were only dreamed up by grifters in gender/race critical departments of shit universities a few years ago. They will say anything and everything about how the average man should live his life in this new religion but one thing they will never do is give up their own multi million pound jobs in favour of someone who will make those positions ‘more diverse’."

[BRANDED]

"Residents will be able to vote down proposed changes to street names under a new law to prevent Left-wing councils removing the names of controversial figures from signs. Ministers are concerned that Labour and Liberal Democrat councils have bowed to pressure from activists and are changing street names to prevent offence. The Government will on Tuesday announce new legislation that will require all councils in England to consult with residents and businesses and hold a vote on any suggested name changes, with a third of residents able to vote down the council’s suggestion. The idea follows a consultation and an announcement by Sadiq Khan, the London mayor, of grants worth £1 million that will partially be used to fund street name changes. Mr Khan is concerned that some streets in the capital bear potentially offensive names, such as Black Boy Lane in Haringey, north London. The council changed the road’s name to La Rose Lane, after the poet and activist John La Rose, despite objections from local residents earlier this year. Sharon David, 55, who lives there, said at the time that “changing a street name is not the answer” to dealing with racism. In south London, Lambeth Council held a consultation with local residents over whether Tulse Hill, a neighbourhood, should be renamed because of its link to Sir Henry Tulse, a 17th century merchant and London mayor who derived the majority of his wealth from the slave trade."

[On The Ball]

"I realise that this is an upsetting time for you lot, but you realise that this advert would have happened in the same way, with the same lines, no matter who the England manager was? It could have been Pards, it could have been BFS, it could have been Mark Sampson - it would have been EXACTLY the same. It's an advert. I hope you all recover though."

[Sydney_Iron]

It’s all a bit too much for me at the moment. Having only just got over being exposed to way too much male toxicity in that homophobic and sexist movie Top Gun Maverick I now have to decide on which pronouns to use? Modern life is shit.