Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[Hermit Road]

cholo 5:14 Mon Aug 15 Seems like someone posting about the trigger warning should also come with a trigger warning. We could keep this going ad infinitum.

[twoleftfeet]

"Why the fuck is Souness having to explain using the word "" men "" to describe a mens match? I didn't lose my shit every time I heard "" girl power "" being used during the Euros. These women want equality but only when it suits them."

[twoleftfeet]

"Why the fuck is Souness having to explain using the word "" men "" to describe a mens match? I didn't lose my shit every time I heard "" girl power "" being used during the Euros. These women want equality but only when it suits them."

[cholo]

Seems like the article about the stupid Thomas Hardy trigger warning should've contained a trigger warning.

[wils]

"""When will all this bollocks end ? these people are a minority yet they seem to be getting away with murder !!! "" It won't end as no-one opposes them. We all just moan on forums but don't get off our arses to organise do some constructive fight-back. They, as a small minority, turn out in numbers to support their cause. We, the majority, moan and throw our hands in the air but then potter about our gardens or sit watching television (often the same shows we moaned about). We certainly don't organise or go out of our way to support our cause. Opposing taking the knee was our one chance as were already there in numbers (once back in stadiums). But we were too afraid of the minority to even boo. So it will go on. They are in control, not us."

[ted fenton]

Now Thomas Hardy gets a trigger warning: Warwick university students are told 'Far from the Madding Crowd' contains 'upsetting scenes' about the 'cruelty of nature' and 'rural life' When will all this bollocks end ? these people are a minority yet they seem to be getting away with murder !!!

[El Scorchio]

"Good. Souness is a fucking cսnt so I hope he's hounded off television permanently. Eni Aluko is also a cսnt though and a terrible broadcaster to boot, so swings and roundabouts."

[twoleftfeet]

I see Souness is in trouble with the awful Eni Aluko and some woman’s player called Beth England for using the phrase “ men’s game “ during a men’s game. 🤷🏼‍♂️ All I heard all Summer was girl power but apparently this is ok.

[Alex G]

"Gaffer58 11:55 Wed Aug 10 Just wondering, do you also get upset at all male teams having player of the season awards rather than man of the season awards?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

Bushmeat is Gay! Film at eleven.

[BRANDED]

"12”s backwards? Elizabeth I may have been non-binary, claims Shakespeare’s Globe Academics working for the theatre have cast doubt on the gender identity of one of England’s greatest queens"

[WHU(Exeter)]

My Jesuit handler told me to listen to OMD’s seminal ‘Maid of Orleans’ backwards* to discover the truth about Joan of Arc. *only works with the 12” version

[Mike Oxsaw]

Closest anyone will ever come to squaring this circle.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"twoleftfeet To be fair, that's probably historically accurate."

[twoleftfeet]

The Globe theatre are doing a play about Joan of Arc. She will be portrayed as non binary.

[Kaiser Zoso]

There’s no way that would have happened before woke.

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

"SurfaceAgentX2Zero 11:01 Tue Aug 9 Re: Woke watch Surface is spot on there, was going to post much the same but wouldn't have done it nearly as well or with the same gravitas. Stick to proper examples of wokeness or change the title to 'Safe space for CIS middle aged, middle earner to moan about stuff that winds them up"" PS The Dick Turpin thing is just ridiculous."

[Gaffer58]

"I see Sky now don’t have a “ man of the match”, it’s “player of the match” even in an all male game!!!"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

[BRANDED]

So we’ve gone from Penis to Faeces. Result

[ted fenton]

"Gary Strodders shank 9:06 Tue Aug 9 I was a regular in the ""Two Puddings"" as my mates band played there but I have NEVER heard the term Richard apart from a turd !!!"

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"On a point of order. This isn't woke. Woke is pretending it's OK for four year old boys to transition, or letting clued-up pervs use the ladies. It's cancelling people off for saying 'Indian' instead of South Asian. It's claiming victimisation of blacks, gays, women where there isn't any. It's renaming Christmas. It's making up thing like 'mansplaining' and 'deadnaming'. This is just old-fashioned prudishness of the Mary Whitehouse variety. Actually, it's more extreme than she was. I think it would be better described as, 'cսnt'."

[Gary Strodders shank]

"Isn't Richard also an old fashioned term dor for a young lady? Ie ""im going down the Two puddings to pull a couple of Richards"" I once worked with a bloke called Richard who was a right scruffy Herbert and was commonly referred to by colleagues as Dick Dishevelled. Who are these sad twats who complain? There must be some seriously sad individuals out there with far too much time on there hands."

[chevy chase]

Bloke called dick walks his dog across the rd every morning. If I started shouting alright Richard he’d probably kick the shit out of me.