Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[twoleftfeet]

A school in South London is to change its name from Sir Francis Drake primary school to Twin Oaks primary school. He is a wacist innit.

[arsene york-hunt]

"BRANDED 12:19 Sun Jan 8 Re: Woke watch """"""Much prefer a nurse who’s a proper bird than some bloke who’s had his knob lobbed off fiddling with my arse."""""" HAHAHAHA !"

[BRANDED]

"The Government fears Nicola Sturgeon’s trans law will undermine women’s rights in England’s schools, hospitals and prisons, The Telegraph understands. It is concerned that the controversial legislation could make it much harder for English hospitals to guarantee that patients receive intimate care from members of the same sex. Government lawyers have been commissioned to look at the issue and also examine whether the new laws mean that single-sex schools could be forced to change their rules to allow people who have changed gender to attend. Under Edinburgh’s new law, which has been passed by the Scottish Parliament, people will no longer require a medical diagnosis before they can legally change their gender and receive a “gender recognition certificate”. Children will also be able to legally change their gender at the age of 16, rather than having to wait until 18 as at present. However the UK Government says only Westminster can legislate on equalities issues. Much prefer a nurse who’s a proper bird than some bloke who’s had his knob lobbed off fiddling with my arse."

[mashed in maryland]

"https://nypost.com/2023/01/06/117-year-old-church-burns-down-in-latest-portland-mayhem/ Transsexual lefty burns down a church. The ""religious right"" who people think still runs America will do fuck all in retaliation. Imagine this happening to a mosque? There's a reason these lot never ever target Muslims/Islam."

[Sydney_Iron]

"Stars of 1968 film Romeo and Juliet sue Paramount Pictures $500m for sexual abuse! Caused emotional and mental anguish, basically saying it ruined their lives............ FFS https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11596765/Stars-1968-Romeo-Juliet-sue-Paramount-nude-scene-filmed-minors.html"

[BRANDED]

"According to census data just released by the Office of National Statistics, 262,113 people in England and Wales have a gender identity different from their sex registered at birth. That’s around 0.5% of the population. What this data actually means, however, is harder to grasp. We know that 47,572 people identified as ‘trans women’ and another 48,435 identified as ‘trans men’, but they are in the minority. There were 30,257 non-binaries (sex breakdown unknown), 18,074 with some other gender identity, and a whopping 117,775 who gave no specific gender identity. But the usual suspects soon show up on the geographic map. Non-binary people account for around 0.06% of the population overall, but hotspots include Oxford (0.25%), and Cambridge (0.26%). In fact, the data serves to illustrate where students live. Why are there so many non-binary people in Gwynedd (0.09%) and Ceredigion (0.23%), yet so few in Carmarthenshire (0.04%) and Anglesey (0.03%)? It’s perhaps no coincidence that the universities in North and West Wales are in Aberystwyth and Bangor. Similar patterns show up for ‘trans woman’ and ‘trans man’. If this data shows anything, there is a fad going on among younger people that is passing their elders by. The concept that we all have an innate gender identity that is fixed and immutable is maybe just that — an idea without foundation."

[Eerie Descent]

"Don't worry Crowley, you'll have some people on soon to tell you that nothing sinister is going on, it's all in the minds of 'gammons'."

[goose]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11605409/Desperate-father-pleads-pediatrician-wife-NOT-chemically-castrate-son-9.html the world has lost its mind.

[eswing hammer]

"Crowley , someone on the board has got it wrong, primary school kids are not usually sexually active , oh maybe it’s me that doesn’t get this fucked up modern world !"

[CrowleyHammer]

"My mrs works at a local primary school. Just before christmas a young boy and girl got into an argument and the girl slapped the boy in the face and he retaliated by punching her in the face. He was immediately expelled, and my mrs got an email yesterday informing her she now had to do training on incels because of this incident."

[cup of tea]

https://news.sky.com/story/census-2021-more-than-250000-people-in-england-and-wales-say-gender-identity-is-different-from-sex-at-birth-12781010

[twoleftfeet]

"So his big brother pushed him over? The first person he to.d was his therapist 🤷🏼‍♂️ He then claims Meghan only asked when she saw his cuts and bruises, she must have been pissed off about not being told. When I pushed my little brother over he told my dad and I got clipped round the ear. Harry has come across as a pathetic, pussy whipped, whiny little bitch."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"Not been much of a fan of the supposedly 'Royals', but Chas and William have gone up in my estimation. How the fuck does he know if he killed 25 people? He's a walking target now, though."

[Mad Dog]

"Kaiser. That's was because some nut nut was claiming to be Prince Charles. So Charles said ""am I really me,, am I a Prince, am I even your real dad"" Harry has twisted this to match the ""rumours"" that Hewitt is his real dad. The 2 aren't linked, but he's trying to twist everything"

[Lee Trundle]

"Reckon he killed 25 Taliban and then got beat up by his brother. I'm hoping this Taliban thing comes back to bite him on his arse. That won't go down well in the army him saying that. Plus I'm not sure how his target audience (Captiol They, for example) will take to that."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"Prince Charles used to joke, “who knows if I’m even your real father?” to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex has claimed in his new memoir Spare. Ha, ha, he is the living ginger step kid, isn't he?"

[Kaiser Zoso]

"Prince Charles used to joke, “who knows if I’m even your real father?” to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex has claimed in his new memoir Spare. Ha, ha, he is the living ginger step kid, isn't he?"

[mashed in maryland]

Leatherhead Hammer 10:11 Thu Jan 5 Its a patronage network Kind of like no-show jobs the mafia gave each other when they ran the unions

[mashed in maryland]

"https://5pillarsuk.com/2023/01/04/u-s-university-fires-lecturer-who-showed-prophet-image-in-class/ Quite a funny story from across the pond. Lecturer sacked from university for showing a picture of the prophet Muhammad. Check this remarkable quote from the university's president: ""respect for the observant Muslim students in that classroom should have superseded academic freedom.” !!!!! Read that again. This is brilliant because it rips the mask off. Liberal secular society is fucking spineless and there's no way they'd be saying this about any other group (except trans). Christians need to take note. But I understand this is difficult when western Christianity is more concerned with shoving mentally ill cross-dressing nonces in rooms with children in the name of tolerance."

[Leatherhead Hammer]

"master 12:13 Tue Jan 3 That situation fucks me off on 2 counts. 1. Anyone who helped cover up the Rotherham grooming should be locked up. 2. The job this cսnt now has shouldn't even exist. Employing anyone as a ""diversity inclusion officer"" is a massive waste of NHS money."

[Kaiser Zoso]

Unofficial knock down ginger title goes to . . .

[El Scorchio]

"It's really embarrassing him airing all their dirty laundry in public, and equally as vulgar seen as it's all for a quick buck."

[Nurse Ratched]

"Saluting replaced with 'tapping'. Organic-only choices in the cookhouse. Bananas with inspirational messages Sharpied on the skins. Wellness meetings in the NAAFI, where comrades are encouraged to sit in their authenticity and embrace their inner truth. Soldiers on stag sporting Hermes scarves to keep them warm AND stylish. Beige, naturally."

[WHU(Exeter)]

Decorated with half a dozen Friendship Bracelets.

[Nurse Ratched]

"Decorated soldier? Yeah, decorated with a leather string necklace. Harry is a man after our own Pickle's heart."