Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[WHU(Exeter)]

"A Sufi lodge in Surrey? Did you wear the little red hat, white robes and spin round in circles, or was that just when you’d had one vodka too many in your front room? Did you bung an Enya cd on?"

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Yes, the News of the World even did a bullshit write up about it."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Oh dear Exeter, you twit."

[Fifth Column]

You spent three years in a sufi community. Eh? In what sense? You were in a sort of Sufi commune? Or you attended prayer sessions with them? Or you lived next door to the kebab shop owner who'd occasionally leave some incense burning on his windowsill? I'm genuinely interested.

[WHU(Exeter)]

"You spent 3 years in a Sufi community? But they deeply believe in God, they lose their own identities to try and get closer to that God. But you deny the existence of that God? Did the Sufis tell you that you were perhaps wasting your time and a fucking deluded idiot, or were they a bit more polite? I hope at least you did the dishes whilst wasting their time."

[riosleftsock]

"""Point is, Zen is a religion designed to promote good practice among civil servants."" ""I spent three years in a sufi community in Surrey"" Sometimes this site is just too beautiful for words, man. I'm touched. Literally."

[Leavemyarcelona]

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[Nurse Ratched]

🤣 I'm done.

[Eerie Descent]

"Nurse, stick another £20 an hour on top and teach him how to use a toilet."

[Leavemyarcelona]

Mike Might be due to the fact that some people don't spend their lives on this site

[Hammer and Pickle]

"You seem confused about me but if it helps, I spent three years in a Sufi community in Surrey, Exeter. Really don't want to make this about me though."

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

"FFS, stop being so cruel. I'm beginning to feel sorry for the pencil-necked cսnt. Although on second thoughts, it's the car-park owners of Warsaw that are more deserving of our sympathy. Imagine how they felt when the EL draw was made and realisation dawned that there wouldn't be a convoy of WHO-ers willing to take up the offer of a car park straightener with the turpentine imbibing embarrassment?"

[Nurse Ratched]

"Hey, Pickle Do you want to to sign up to my coaching classes where I teach you how to let your fingernails grow, while I burn joss sticks in the corner and play whale song on a cassette tape? £80 an hour. Mates rates. Bring your own houmous."

[Nurse Ratched]

"Hey, Pickle Do you want to to sign up to my coaching classes where I teach you how to let your fingernails grow, while I burn joss sticks in the corner and play whale song on a cassette tape? £80 an hour. Mates rates. Bring your own houmous."

[WHU(Exeter)]

"Right, so ZEN is a religion then, despite a few posts ago it was, wasn't, is both, but neither? You should have become a Sufi, they talk riddles as well, but at least they have some kind of sense there at the end of it all. Then again, unlike you, they wouldn't dream of belittling others because of their own opinions. So maybe stick to your ZEN religious Buddhism."

[goose]

If you wanna be more Zen I’ve seen one or two cringey YouTube videos about “connected presence” you might try watching. Utter pile of tripe presented by some long necked weirdo wearing a necklace.

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Never mind, at least blocking the site isn't my tactic. Point is, Zen is a religion designed to promote good practice among civil servants."

[WHU(Exeter)]

"I had that on a train the other day, someone blocking the aisle for ages, people tutting behind them, said ""I'm trying to sit down"". Given they'd had had about 3 minutes to do so and an ample amount of seats to choose from, I felt like shouting ""we'll try bending your fucking legs"". How do you TRY to sit down FFS!!! Rant over"

[Eerie Descent]

"60 Euros an hour to teach someone how 'breathe' Shameful, morally corrupt stuff. Who is the god of Zen? Charles Ponzi?"

[Nurse Ratched]

I've nothing to get upset about. My brain and autonomic nervous system take care of my breathing and I've never had to 'learn' to do it. Maybe if my brain had the same dim wattage as yours I'd need lessons. How old were you when you finally learned to blink? And chew? Did you need many lessons?

[WHU(Exeter)]

"""It's both and it's neither"" You know that's impossible yeah? Maybe take a few deep breaths and you'll get there?"

[Hammer and Pickle]

It's both and it's neither. Is it quackery? It's just learning how to breath. What are you getting so upset about?

[Nurse Ratched]

So sometimes 'zen' is a religious thing and sometimes it's not. But it's always quackery.

[WHU(Exeter)]

"Our survey asked ""Guess what religion ZEN is related to"""

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Yes it is a common misunderstanding that Zen is a religious thing. Don't worry though, it is and it isn't at the same time."