NFL (since 2016)

[crystal falace]

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

[claret on my shirt]

"Raiders make the playoffs for the 1st time since 2002, I have a big smile on my face. But jesus Carr needs to get his pinky healthy."

[crystal falace]

Patriots win their 8th straight AFC East and 7th straight first round bye

[RBshorty]

Cowgirls lose tonight. And see them choke the division.

[crystal falace]

"Jaguars have sacked Gus Bradley, surprised it took them this long! Just seen a ridiculous stat saying bellichick would have to go 0-16 for the next 41 seasons to have a worse winning percentage that Bradley!"

[Takashi Miike]

"sorry to hear that crystal. do you remember me saying weeks ago that it should be outlawed as its against the spirit of the game. I fucking hate it, our stupid fucking cսnt of a coach did it recently and it fucked us"

[crystal falace]

"Bills -10 Chiefs Giants Steelers Ravens Packers Falcons -10 I despise the icing the kicker bullshit, titans missed the first kick but got a second chance because of the fucking timeout"

[Takashi Miike]

cunts. what was your bet?

[crystal falace]

Fucking cunting bottlejob chiefs just cost me 800 quid!

[Far Cough]

Anyone know what happened to Zimmer's eye?

[crystal falace]

"Montgomery was. Nice little fantasy pickup this week, especially now he's listed as a running back"

[Takashi Miike]

"cough, disgraceful display against a poor side"

[Far Cough]

"We're getting our arse (ASS), well and truly felt here"

[Grumpster]

"Fuck knows, but with the current roster it won't really matter who is coaching them. Literally only got about 2 decent players."

[Far Cough]

What a bonehead penalty that was

[Takashi Miike]

"will your owner stick with Kelly? I think the system he plays is too demanding on a defence and is more suited to college football that was a long winded way of saying, he's a cսnt"

[Grumpster]

Be a comfortable win. Newton is an overrated show pony.

[Takashi Miike]

"shit or bust for us tomorrow grumps. we cant afford another fuck up, I just hope kerrigan smashes that cսnt newton"

[Far Cough]

"Grumps, good to have him back"

[Grumpster]

"Adrian Peterson starts for the vikes. With Xmas around the corner, would have to be Rudolph for first TD though!!"

[Grumpster]

I'll be gutted if Harbaugh rocks up at the Rams. Will help sort their defence right out.

[crystal falace]

"Start of the year i said chiefs win the west, raiders get a wildcard and denver miss the playoffs. Dont think they can win another game with that joke of a running game, siemian cannot carry the offence, brady, carr and alex smith wont turn the ball over enough for the defence to single handedly win those games for them"

[claret on my shirt]

I reckon the Broncos will miss the playoff which puts a big smile on my face as a Raider. They have the us and the Patriots left to play at home and the Chiefs on the road and they need to win 2 of them and i don't see that happening

[Mr. Burns]

It was 2 and it was done at the start of the season but not announced as they were unimpressed. Fishers people leaked the deal.

[El Scorchio]

They gave him a five year contract extension just a few weeks ago didn't they?

[Mr. Burns]

And with that the Rams sack Fisher.