NFL (since 2016)

[crystal falace]

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

[Far Cough]

We done it but we almost fucked it up

[Far Cough]

"Mike, who are the other two blokes in the studio with Rob Ryan?"

[Far Cough]

"Yeah, they just can't run the ball, although they did run it well on our last TD"

[Takashi Miike]

"massive choke on here, they're throwing this away big time"

[Far Cough]

"Fuck me, that VikesTD drive was 75 yards done with all rushing"

[Takashi Miike]

who buys that cսnt's records?

[Takashi Miike]

vikings doing their best to throw this away. stupid penalties and that useless cսnt of a kicker

[claret on my shirt]

"fell asleep during the first half lol,"

[Far Cough]

"Forgot it was Thanksgiving day, the Lions always play on that day"

[Far Cough]

"Cheers Mike, didn't know it was on?"

[Takashi Miike]

"the Vikings could put up fifty today, this is a mismatch"

[Grumpster]

"Almost Christmas, should have been all over RUDOPLH for the first TD!!!"

[Takashi Miike]

useless cսnt Forbath still missing extra points

[Grumpster]

"Mistake doing a Detroit player without seeing them this year, I didn't realise their defence was so fucking bad. Diggs and Thielan are pretty much the men to stop for the Vikes and both are just standing there on every play with no one anywhere near them and loving life."

[Far Cough]

Cheers

[Takashi Miike]

"cough, if I find one I'll post it up"

[Far Cough]

"Mike, do you have a link to that doc?"

[Takashi Miike]

"that's the best NFL doc I've seen. the end bit where Singletary meets Buddy Ryan, and then the following scene where the players read Ryan's letter to them would choke up anyone. its a great doc, even with Ditka involved"

[Far Cough]

"Haha, what a team that '85 Bears was, probably the greatest team ever, pity they suck large ones now though"

[Grumpster]

"Shows how far sports science has come, because the fridge retired from the NFL aged 31. He's only 54 now!!"

[Takashi Miike]

"he's in the Bears 85 documentary, watch it. he's still as happy as ever"

[Far Cough]

"Talking of fat cunts, what is the Fridge doing these days?"

[Takashi Miike]

"definite pro bowler grumps, and he's the most modest bloke at the club. freak injury as he wasn't tackled but some fat cսnt fell on him"

[Grumpster]

"Doctson it is, as looking at the rest of your RB's, they all have niggles."

[Grumpster]

"Really? That's a shame for the lad, he's had a cracking season."