Two tier kier

[stewey]

Please return all the sausages.
They have been held hostage by the WALLS of Jericho.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what. 

Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator



 

To be fair 2TK has told more lies in the past two months than Boris managed in his whole life. For instance, he claims to have holed up at Lord Alli's place for six weeks so his son could revise for his GCSEs. Given that those exams ended in mid June, what was he still doing there on 22nd July?

Still strapped into his gimp suit 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I reckon the Ali wrongun has bummed  both Blair and Starmer.
Fair play ...


 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or  "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.

They are now running the country

Fuck me, if you think Starmer is anywhere near as left wing as Ken, you really are living in a parallel universe 

I never said that .

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[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what. 

Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator


 

To be fair 2TK has told more lies in the past two months than Boris managed in his whole life. For instance, he claims to have holed up at Lord Alli's place for six weeks so his son could revise for his GCSEs. Given that those exams ended in mid June, what was he still doing there on 22nd July?

[One Sunny Day]

I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or  "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.

They are now running the country

Fuck me, if you think Starmer is anywhere near as left wing as Ken, you really are living in a parallel universe 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or  "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.

They are now running the country

[only1billybonds]

Any Labour supporter who is happy with Lammy as foreign secretary is either lying or is as stupid as Lammy himself.

[riosleftsock]

Yes, and thought that Henry VII was the son of Henry VIII.

DEI (Didn't earn it) candidate.

[goose]

Didn’t Lammy get Marie Antoinette & Marie Curie mixed up on mastermind?

[Nurse Ratched]

Yeah, but some tory...

[stewie griffin]

Although this still might be my favourite:


The Labour MP for Tottenham was browsing Twitter during a Commons debate and saw a BBC news item about the chimney erected over the Sistine Chapel with the caption: “Will smoke be black or white?” Within seconds he tweeted: “This tweet from the BBC is crass and unnecessary. Do we really need silly innuendo about the race of the next Pope?”

[stewie griffin]

I assume everyone has seen lammy on mastermind? Genuinely hilarious. The man is an absolute fucking retard. 

[Fauxstralian]

Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what. 

Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator

 

[Leavemyarcelona]

‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered

Whataboutery

[Cabbige Savage]

Pickle tell me Fauxstralian very much like to take the love from the blacks men??

[wils]

Lammy is a dismal FS
As are all those Tory planks listed
FACT

 

Never said it wasn't. I was talking about their oratory skills.

Tell me again about the gravitas of Boris Johnson
Porky Pig in a fright wig gibbering away
 

BJ earns millions as a public speaker. He commands one of the highest speaking fees in the world.

As for DC, if you can show me a speech or a bit of public speaking that was particularly poor I am willing to listen. But in the absence of that perhaps you can understand why I might suspect your opinion of him as lacking gravitas is coloured more by your personal politics than any objective measure of his oratory skills.

[Fauxstralian]

Lammy is a dismal FS
As are all those Tory planks listed
FACT

Tell me again about the gravitas of Boris Johnson
Porky Pig in a fright wig gibbering away
 

[Mike Oxsaw]

‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered

With the exception of Liz Truss that's a list of eloquent people. Criticise their politics, morals, dress sense etc if you like. (I'll join you!) But they all quite accomplished speakers with varying but not insignificant levels of gravitas, more than enough to command respect and effectively address a forum like the UN.

David Lammy, however...

 

 

I suspect Lammy's only with portfolio to shut the fucking gobby, entitled, minority flocks up.

Any of them Sheepies start it they'll get referred to Lammy. Not black? Back of the queue with you!

[Lee Trundle]

That's not really tackling the subject again, is it Sven?

[Fauxstralian]

Gravitas? Ha ha ha
FMOB

[wils]

‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered

With the exception of Liz Truss that's a list of eloquent people. Criticise their politics, morals, dress sense etc if you like. (I'll join you!) But they all quite accomplished speakers with varying but not insignificant levels of gravitas, more than enough to command respect and effectively address a forum like the UN.

David Lammy, however...

[Lee Trundle]

You're not the only one to do this Sven, but it does seems like every lefty reply to criticism on Labour is "but look what the Tories did!".

It's not really tackling the subject, is it?

[Cabbige Savage]

"his excellency David Lammy" FFS! Excellency?! He's a fucking idiot not an 'excellency'. Delivered that with all the gravitas of a primary school teacher not a statesman. People around the world watching that!

did he give out the ferrari roshay chocolates? 

[Fauxstralian]

‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered

[wils]

"his excellency David Lammy" FFS! Excellency?! He's a fucking idiot not an 'excellency'. Delivered that with all the gravitas of a primary school teacher not a statesman. People around the world watching that!