The Official Politics Thread (enter at your own risk)

[Come On You Irons]

There. Resident WHO political commentators and gurus can knock yourselves out in here and conduct your endless bickering. All other threads will be locked.

[goose]

I wonder why a pensioner would have explosives in his car?

Because he can’t afford the heating?

[Nutsin]

I wonder why a pensioner would have explosives in his car?

[riosleftsock]

Stuff on twitter saying a 50 year old of Saudi origin, but be very wary of this.

BBC are quoting local officials calling it "an attack"

[Hammer and Pickle]

What's a musk feed?

We still have some Farley's rusks at home, but I think they banned using musk in my cologne

Oh I see, they’ve put you on hold so you’re just talking random shite.

[riosleftsock]

What's a musk feed?

We still have some Farley's rusks at home, but I think they banned using musk in my cologne

[Hammer and Pickle]

Car driven into crowd at christmas market in Magdeberg, Germany.  BBC

Must be one of those self-driving cars, just decided to malfunction and drive into people at random.......possible lone wolf or norwegian methodist suspect....

 

 

I don’t think this terrorist act will trigger the right level of moral panic for the German elections to go Putin’s way, SBTII. How many more atrocities do your Musk feeds say there are going to be before February?

[Nutsin]

Car driven into crowd at christmas market in Magdeberg, Germany.  BBC

Must be one of those self-driving cars, just decided to malfunction and drive into people at random.......possible lone wolf or norwegian methodist suspect....

Rios, I’m hearing it was an elderly gentleman who accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake. Poor sod he must be so distraught.

[goose]

Car driven into crowd at christmas market in Magdeberg, Germany.  BBC

Must be one of those self-driving cars, just decided to malfunction and drive into people at random.......possible lone wolf or norwegian methodist suspect....

Probably Elon Musk.

[goose]

Can someone respond to Pickle for me, tell him there’s a dentist my uncle went to in Hungary that I wanna recommend.

and a barber.

and a giraffe specialist (for your neck).

[riosleftsock]

Car driven into crowd at christmas market in Magdeberg, Germany.  BBC

Must be one of those self-driving cars, just decided to malfunction and drive into people at random.......possible lone wolf or norwegian methodist suspect....

[Hammer and Pickle]

Could someone please respond to goose?

He doesn’t seem to have worked out he’s on my ignore list and may be having some kind of breakdown.

[goose]

That’s right braincell - get ready to get behind “Sir Nige’s” shiny new Elon Musk owned NHS. You know it’s what you want.

Might be a good thing.

You could get your horrible teeth sorted out.
Maybe even some neck-reduction surgery?

[Hammer and Pickle]

That’s right braincell - get ready to get behind “Sir Nige’s” shiny new Elon Musk owned NHS. You know it’s what you want.

[only1billybonds]

I reckon the Celery necked ponce has a hard on for Musk because he has hinted at bankrolling Sir Nige.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Now that’s just boring. Dear-oh-dear.

[Nurse Ratched]

=12.35px"...no wonder the aliens have deemed us unfit for contact."


If they visited, your kids would only burst into tears when they saw them.

I made an effort to educate my boys to respect aliens of all kinds. They are prepared.

They are prepared? KY Jelly?

[Hammer and Pickle]

=12.35px"...no wonder the aliens have deemed us unfit for contact."


If they visited, your kids would only burst into tears when they saw them.

I made an effort to educate my boys to respect aliens of all kinds. They are prepared.

[Nurse Ratched]

=12.35px"...no wonder the aliens have deemed us unfit for contact."


If they visited, your kids would only burst into tears when they saw them.

[BRANDED]

Donald Trump’s campaign manager has called Lord Mandelson an “absolute moron” and said he should “stay home” after the Labour peer was announced as the UK’s next ambassador to Washington.Chris LaCivita, who masterminded Mr Trump’s presidential bid earlier this year, hit back at Sir Keir Starmer’s choice for the role, and praised the incumbent, Dame Karen Pierce.“This UK government is special,” he said. “Replace a professional universally respected ambo with an absolute moron - he should stay home ! SAD!”Mr LaCivita made the comments on X, sharing an article by The Telegraph reporting Lord Mandelson’s previous comments about Mr Trump.In an interview with an Italian journalist in 2019, unearthed by this newspaper, the New Labour architect described the president-elect as a “danger to the world” and “little short of a white nationalist and racist”.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Every "bloke" I've met who moans about Musk is always an emasculated pussy.

He's living the life most real men want.  He's the richest man in the world who builds rockets.

No, not a hint or trace of irony there - no wonder the aliens have deemed us unfit for contact.

[goose]

Why would you not want a hugely successful businessman trying to make government more efficient and therefore saving tax payers money?

He's probably more qualified than most career politicians.

[Massive Attack]

The dangerous cunts in the world are those trying to shut down freedom of speech and lock up grandads who later take their own lives because of it all. Musk is the opposite of that trying to keep freedom of speech alive and well. Starmer is a world leader (loose term) who is the one with blood on his hands what with also making grandparents freeze up and down the land.

[Lee Trundle]

Every "bloke" I've met who moans about Musk is always an emasculated pussy.

He's living the life most real men want.  He's the richest man in the world who builds rockets.

[Massive Attack]

"sovereign democracies" run by fiat rule from Davos

The blitherings of a gamma lobster brain make distressing reading for normal lobsters but not for other gamma lobsters, who can only read these blitherings.

Nope, me neither..

And getting back to Musk's dangerous ways, I see he actually offers no tangible threats. Not 1 fucking thing.

[violator]

Perhaps this why is that cսnt Mandelson has been appointed our ambassador to the yanks, a kind of retaliation