Merry Christmas

[WHU(Exeter)]

Merry Christmas 

BRISTOL

[Sydney_Iron]

Peace, prosperity and happiness to all on WHO this Christmas

PS, You're all a bunch of cunts! 

[Massive Attack]

Well it's been a fantastic start to the Xmas period, woke up this morning with no hot water so had to have a plumber round to sort it and I have also run out of milk and can't be bothered to go out and brave the supermarket filled with animals who think their is a famine on. Black coffee it is then.

Wake me up when it is January, Xmas just pisses me off now, oh, and I officially 'logged off' work at home at 3pm then get a text from my big boss Director asking me to give something the once over. Yeah, OK, that's going down as 2 hours overtime as well, cսnt.

P.s. And fuck him, stretch it to 4 hours overtime!

That's you, that is...

[mallard]

Merry Christmas to each and every member of this unbreakable site

[Iron Duke]

Merry Christmas you fuckers

[zico]

Merry Christmas all....

[BBondsBootlaces]

Merry Christmas you bunch of pedal and crankers!

 

[the coming of gary]

A glass of claret, but don't feel blue ! 

Merry Christmas everyone.
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[stubbo-admin]

Merry Christmas all of you  

[Mad Ferret]

Mike,

That was just fraser doing a bit of last minute panicking. Don’t mind him.

[Mike Oxsaw]

..." the supermarket filled with animals who think their is a famine on.".

What is it with the British and this "tradition"?

Was in town (Buri Ram) this morning at one of the big hypermarkets and it was rammed with British (BRITISH) expats loading everything they could into a shopping trolley, some sending their (bemused) Thai wives to fetch a second trolley from the check-out so they made sure they had enough stuff for Christmas.

It's not even a fucking holiday here in Thailand, but, every year, the same thing.

[cup of tea]

Well it's been a fantastic start to the Xmas period, woke up this morning with no hot water so had to have a plumber round to sort it and I have also run out of milk and can't be bothered to go out and brave the supermarket filled with animals who think their is a famine on. Black coffee it is then.

Wake me up when it is January, Xmas just pisses me off now, oh, and I officially 'logged off' work at home at 3pm then get a text from my big boss Director asking me to give something the once over. Yeah, OK, that's going down as 2 hours overtime as well, cսnt.

[Ladysmith]

Merry Christmas to your families and partners.

Not been a member long and just want to say thanks for the wonderful warm welcome. It would be good to meet some of you at a home game

A special thanks to BillyJenningsBoots who has been an absolute sweetheart
 

[Hammer and Pickle]

Bacalhau com Natas has gone swimmingly and I am MERRY.

WESOŁYCH ŚWIĄT, KARALUCHY! 

[Steady]

To quote Home Alone 2

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals”

[Massive Attack]

I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

Mumsnet

 

 

Yeah Nursey, that did get a big Mumsnetty, usually expect that caper off the lon necked sozzled one.

[One Sunny Day]

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[wils]

Merry Christmas all. 

[Keep dreaming]

God Jul

[Mad Ferret]

I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

Mumsnet

[Massive Attack]

Get fucked the lot of ya

Wasn't that what Joseph said to the kings, shepherds & angels when he cottoned on to the fact that the kid was not his?

No, it's what Father Christmas shouted when he struggled down the 348395th chimney stack to discover no cսnt left out a tipple, carrot and mince pie for him and Rudolph. 

[Bungo]

I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

I think I'd be ever so kind if I received such a request, and offer the relevant offspring a lift to the shopping centre, and possibly even a pickup at the end when shopping had been completed.

Assuming it's not too far away of course.

[Nurse Ratched]

I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Get fucked the lot of ya

Wasn't that what Joseph said to the kings, shepherds & angels when he cottoned on to the fact that the kid was not his?

[Massive Attack]

Get fucked the lot of ya

[Mad Ferret]

Happy Holidays, everyone!