Lakeside Vouchers

[Ladysmith]

So I decided to go over to lakeside today to spend by Christmas lakeside vouchers.

I was 90% certain that these were going to be spent in the west ham souvenir shop.

When I got there I was disappointed as to how little they sold there. Home and away shirts for sure, but I found there to be a total lack of casual wear.

Perhaps they need a bigger shop over there?

For a club that is the best supported London Club, surely this is an area where we are behind the likes of Arsenal and Chelsea?

 

[Jericho]

Every time I used to walk past it to and from work, it was like their trophy cabinet, always empty

[Ladysmith]

What's the Spurs shop like at Lakeside Ladyparts?

I didn’t know they had one, they had one in Chelmsford but I believe that it is now shut!

[BillyJenningsBoots]

What's the Spurs shop like at Lakeside Ladyparts?

[Ladysmith]

You wouldn't catch me within a mile of a place like Lakeside, but I can see why they'd issue centre-wide vouchers for in-person shopping only. Presumably the idea is if you go into JD Sport (or whatever) to spend your voucher, while you're there you might as well go shopping in other stores. 

Are you a real nurse?

I am going to a nye fancy dress party, dressed as a doctor

Hopefully one that can cure your AIDS.

You come across as a bit short!

[goose]

Any shop? I’ve never heard of a voucher you can spend at any shop in the shopping centre.

Sounds like something you’d buy for somebody you despise.

You wouldn't catch me within a mile of a place like Lakeside, but I can see why they'd issue centre-wide vouchers for in-person shopping only. Presumably the idea is if you go into JD Sport (or whatever) to spend your voucher, while you're there you might as well go shopping in other stores. 

Are you a real nurse?

I am going to a nye fancy dress party, dressed as a doctor

Hopefully one that can cure your AIDS.

[Ladysmith]

I would hazard a guess that they are vouchers that you can spend at Lakeside

Any shop? I’ve never heard of a voucher you can spend at any shop in the shopping centre.

Sounds like something you’d buy for somebody you despise.

You wouldn't catch me within a mile of a place like Lakeside, but I can see why they'd issue centre-wide vouchers for in-person shopping only. Presumably the idea is if you go into JD Sport (or whatever) to spend your voucher, while you're there you might as well go shopping in other stores. 

Are you a real nurse?

I am going to a nye fancy dress party, dressed as a doctor

[Nurse Ratched]

I would hazard a guess that they are vouchers that you can spend at Lakeside

Any shop? I’ve never heard of a voucher you can spend at any shop in the shopping centre.

Sounds like something you’d buy for somebody you despise.

You wouldn't catch me within a mile of a place like Lakeside, but I can see why they'd issue centre-wide vouchers for in-person shopping only. Presumably the idea is if you go into JD Sport (or whatever) to spend your voucher, while you're there you might as well go shopping in other stores. 

[goose]

I would hazard a guess that they are vouchers that you can spend at Lakeside

Any shop? I’ve never heard of a voucher you can spend at any shop in the shopping centre.

Sounds like something you’d buy for somebody you despise.

[Iron Duke]

I would hazard a guess that they are vouchers that you can spend at Lakeside

[goose]

What the fuck are ‘lakeside vouchers’?
 

[Ladysmith]

Most people shop online these days.

Can only use the vouchers in the shop

[Mad Ferret]

Most people shop online these days.

[One Sunny Day]

As long as Far Cough is around, Ladysmith is going to keep reeling him in with such easy bait.

[Ladysmith]

Fucking oven gloves ag ag ag the height of fashion that, you fucking nob.

You really are a prick

[Far Cough UKunt]

Fucking oven gloves ag ag ag the height of fashion that, you fucking nob.

[Ladysmith]

My nephew got a Chelsea pencil case for Christmss
my Partners cousin got a Arsenal set of oven gloves

we have such a Limited choice

[Far Cough UKunt]

Because you keep making veiled digs at our club. 

How would you know what other clubs sell in their shops? Do you stalk their forums as well?

It's all very weird, you're not West Ham at all.

Oh and don't send me anymore unsolicited Whomails, you bender?

[Ladysmith]

Why don't you fuck off back to Spursonline.

Why would I want to do that you prick ?

[Far Cough UKunt]

Why don't you fuck off back to Spursonline.