You know you’re a C u next Tuesday if

[Iron Duke]

You post on Instagram wearing matching PJ’s

You split the G with your mates

You don’t wear socks



Happy new year  

[Mad Dog]

Nutsin.  You know we didn't qualify for Europe this season right.  Which manager was at fault for that?

Take your cock out of your life size moyes replica sex doll and get over it.  It was tine to move on.  But in true west ham style, we fucked up the replacement because sullivan (the direct root of all west ham's recent woes) is a cսnt

[BillyJenningsBoots]

I think that is well put and 100 % accurate. 

The fact that you went digging through old posts of mine tells me you really are a weirdo. Go take a lie down Billy it’s New Year’s Day, take a day off you sound desperate mate.

Not difficult to find anything these days with the new search functionality.... and nothing about it is 100% accurate its just vitriol and absolutely the post of someone that has completely lost control screaming like a bent banshee!

Your "We told you so" really is the work of the feebleminded still not lost you love for Moyes have you, cos your still going on about him even now. "We all know who you are" so sad to see just how desperate you were for Moyes to stay.. snivelling little shitbag... 

But its this line that really takes the cսnt award :
"As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football."

Priceless You might be right but it would include you as cսnt in chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HNY you filthy animal.

Billy Stop being so angry, I feel the love and good in you!

And stop whomailing me with your pathetic platitudes... stop pretending to be bent and a West Ham fan and fuck off back to Spurs you fucking weirdo!!!

[BillyJenningsBoots]

Ladyparts... Im not angry... Im making a point!

I hate cunts like you and Nutsack...there now fuck off!

[Ladysmith]

And if we are looking for cuntish posts how about this one from 04 Dec 2024 14:07 

Nutsin wrote: 
It’s not looking good for European football next season is it. west Ham is a shit show. Hope you wankers are all happy.
You’ve gotten what you all deserve.  all of you so fucking sure you were right to fuck Moyes off, now look at the state of things. 
Be careful what you wish for. Admit it - it’s been a fucking disaster, a bad move just like some of us on here were warning you all about. As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football.
A bunch of know nothing fuckwits.
We all know who you are and you’ve been exposed now more than ever.  Now you are all On here pointing fingers, giving us all your expert opinions on why it’s all such a shit show. why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up!sick and tired of hearing you retards spout your nonsense. 
Fucking idiots! 

Call off the search I think we've found cսnt Number 1 she was here all along.. I mean she says I have a meltdown when Moyes is mentioned but that post takes the absolute biscuit! 

I think that is well put and 100 % accurate. 

The fact that you went digging through old posts of mine tells me you really are a weirdo. Go take a lie down Billy it’s New Year’s Day, take a day off you sound desperate mate.

Not difficult to find anything these days with the new search functionality.... and nothing about it is 100% accurate its just vitriol and absolutely the post of someone that has completely lost control screaming like a bent banshee!

Your "We told you so" really is the work of the feebleminded still not lost you love for Moyes have you, cos your still going on about him even now. "We all know who you are" so sad to see just how desperate you were for Moyes to stay.. snivelling little shitbag... 

But its this line that really takes the cսnt award :
"As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football."

Priceless You might be right but it would include you as cսnt in chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HNY you filthy animal.

Billy Stop being so angry, I feel the love and good in you!

[BillyJenningsBoots]

And if we are looking for cuntish posts how about this one from 04 Dec 2024 14:07 

Nutsin wrote: 
It’s not looking good for European football next season is it. west Ham is a shit show. Hope you wankers are all happy.
You’ve gotten what you all deserve.  all of you so fucking sure you were right to fuck Moyes off, now look at the state of things. 
Be careful what you wish for. Admit it - it’s been a fucking disaster, a bad move just like some of us on here were warning you all about. As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football.
A bunch of know nothing fuckwits.
We all know who you are and you’ve been exposed now more than ever.  Now you are all On here pointing fingers, giving us all your expert opinions on why it’s all such a shit show. why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up!sick and tired of hearing you retards spout your nonsense. 
Fucking idiots! 

Call off the search I think we've found cսnt Number 1 she was here all along.. I mean she says I have a meltdown when Moyes is mentioned but that post takes the absolute biscuit! 

I think that is well put and 100 % accurate. 

The fact that you went digging through old posts of mine tells me you really are a weirdo. Go take a lie down Billy it’s New Year’s Day, take a day off you sound desperate mate.

Not difficult to find anything these days with the new search functionality.... and nothing about it is 100% accurate its just vitriol and absolutely the post of someone that has completely lost control screaming like a bent banshee!

Your "We told you so" really is the work of the feebleminded still not lost you love for Moyes have you, cos your still going on about him even now. "We all know who you are" so sad to see just how desperate you were for Moyes to stay.. snivelling little shitbag... 

But its this line that really takes the cսnt award :
"As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football."

Priceless You might be right but it would include you as cսnt in chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HNY you filthy animal.

[Nutsin]

And if we are looking for cuntish posts how about this one from 04 Dec 2024 14:07 

Nutsin wrote: 
It’s not looking good for European football next season is it. west Ham is a shit show. Hope you wankers are all happy.
You’ve gotten what you all deserve.  all of you so fucking sure you were right to fuck Moyes off, now look at the state of things. 
Be careful what you wish for. Admit it - it’s been a fucking disaster, a bad move just like some of us on here were warning you all about. As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football.
A bunch of know nothing fuckwits.
We all know who you are and you’ve been exposed now more than ever.  Now you are all On here pointing fingers, giving us all your expert opinions on why it’s all such a shit show. why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up!sick and tired of hearing you retards spout your nonsense. 
Fucking idiots! 

Call off the search I think we've found cսnt Number 1 she was here all along.. I mean she says I have a meltdown when Moyes is mentioned but that post takes the absolute biscuit! 

I think that is well put and 100 % accurate. 

The fact that you went digging through old posts of mine tells me you really are a weirdo. Go take a lie down Billy it’s New Year’s Day, take a day off you sound desperate mate.

[BillyJenningsBoots]

And if we are looking for cuntish posts how about this one from 04 Dec 2024 14:07 

Nutsin wrote: 
It’s not looking good for European football next season is it. west Ham is a shit show. Hope you wankers are all happy.
You’ve gotten what you all deserve.  all of you so fucking sure you were right to fuck Moyes off, now look at the state of things. 
Be careful what you wish for. Admit it - it’s been a fucking disaster, a bad move just like some of us on here were warning you all about. As I’ve said most West Ham fans are the worst in football.
A bunch of know nothing fuckwits.
We all know who you are and you’ve been exposed now more than ever.  Now you are all On here pointing fingers, giving us all your expert opinions on why it’s all such a shit show. why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up!sick and tired of hearing you retards spout your nonsense. 
Fucking idiots! 

Call off the search I think we've found cսnt Number 1 she was here all along.. I mean she says I have a meltdown when Moyes is mentioned but that post takes the absolute biscuit! 

[BillyJenningsBoots]

When you use 4 exclamation points on a football forum.
 

Oh yeah real cunty work that... overuse of punctuation.

At least refer to them as exclamation marks which is what we British call them you fake yank!!!!!

[Mike Oxsaw]

You believe that the ability to count to 4 is worth a zoltaneering post.

[Rusta]

You complained about people not wearing a mask....
 

[Nutsin]

When you use 4 exclamation points on a football forum.

 

[BillyJenningsBoots]

[Iron Duke]

You blast out inane shit at top volume from your i-pad/mobile in a pub.

Or on the train

[lowlife]

…you get to the ticket gate and only then get your phone out to look for the ticket and then spend ages trying to find the app the ticket is in…

[WHU(Exeter)]

You blast out inane shit at top volume from your i-pad/mobile in a pub.

[Hammer and Pickle]

When the comfortable majority of your posts on a football forum flag as “ignore” for the poster you are trolling.

I guess it’s a terminal and irreversible c u next Tuesday condition.

[Boycie]

you are Peter Crouch

[Sarge]

You leave an escalator with a wheelie suitcase and you don't move away from the end of the escalator before trying to get the handle of the case out causing a pile up of those behind you.

you still find "you're shit agggghhhh" funny


 

[Ladysmith]

When you accuse a fellow forum member of supporting another team just because you don’t like their opinion

[Massive Attack]

You look like a George Dawes tribute act managing Liverpool.

[RBshorty]

Skinny Latte drinkers.

Skinny Jeans Wearer's.

Hipsters.!

[Cabbige Savage]

you are man with ponys tale

[wils]

Wear a Christmas jumper. 

[Iron Duke]

Splitting the G is taking a massive first gulp of Guinness so that the line is halfway through the G. Not a problem on its own, but making a thing of it and calling it splitting the G is the stuff of bellends

[the coming of gary]

What’s split the G?

I'm hoping it's not Gary