David Moyes appointed Everton manager

[Fauxstralian]

2 and half year contract 

[northbankfrank]

Why is there an obsession with Moyes? A dying site like this one attracting over 100 posts in a few days is most unusual.

[Come On You Irons]

summary of the presser.....

the squad is shit
he's only been there a couple of days (said numerous times)
he's burnt out (despite only being back a couple of days)
​​​​he has a great set of lads but just needs someone to give them a lift (that's his job)
he can't loan anyone
refers to himself in the 3rd person
moans about villa's  yearly transfer budget
doesn't know the financial resources available, seems disinterested in making any signings

Your obsession with the only manager to win West Ham a major trophy in the last 45 season is so strange and weird, Mr Angry.

[Massive Attack]

summary of the presser.....

the squad is shit
he's only been there a couple of days (said numerous times)
he's burnt out (despite only being back a couple of days)
​​​​he has a great set of lads but just needs someone to give them a lift (that's his job)
he can't loan anyone
refers to himself in the 3rd person
moans about villa's  yearly transfer budget
doesn't know the financial resources available, seems disinterested in making any signings

 

 

You forgot to add he looks like he's just attended a Funeral as well since rejoining. Possibly the death of Everton Football Club as a Premier League Club..

[lowlife]

Agreed Miike. How many times did we hear him trot out “there’s nobody that can improve on what we’ve already got”, when we only really had Antonio as a (converted) striker.

[Dick Shaftsbury]

summary of the presser.....

the squad is shit
he's only been there a couple of days (said numerous times)
he's burnt out (despite only being back a couple of days)
​​​​he has a great set of lads but just needs someone to give them a lift (that's his job)
he can't loan anyone
refers to himself in the 3rd person
moans about villa's  yearly transfer budget
doesn't know the financial resources available, seems disinterested in making any signings

What a complete contrast to Potter's first presser.

[Manuel]

Like most here I'd love to see him take them down and it's mildly amusing hearing him come out with the old soundbites, but the reality is they are likely to stay up and we will end up disappointed. 

[Takashi Miike]

summary of the presser.....

the squad is shit
he's only been there a couple of days (said numerous times)
he's burnt out (despite only being back a couple of days)
​​​​he has a great set of lads but just needs someone to give them a lift (that's his job)
he can't loan anyone
refers to himself in the 3rd person
moans about villa's  yearly transfer budget
doesn't know the financial resources available, seems disinterested in making any signings

[Dick Shaftsbury]

Glad that this love story got off to a terrible start. 

[cholo]

on getting beat by villa on his debut: "it's not a lot to do with david moyes tonight, it's a lot to do with the players"
 

leader of men.

The topping on that treat of a quote was him referring to himself in third person.

 

[Takashi Miike]

[Fauxstralian]

Am expecting him to say soon that there are no strikers out there who are better than Calvert-Lewin so Everton Nil will not be buying
Expect they will eke out enough 0-0’s to cling to survival but you hardly think Moyesie is the positive face to take them into the new stadium 

[Alfs]

 "it's not a lot to do with david moyes tonight, it's a lot to do with the players"
 

Nice work, Moyesy, that's going to get your players ripping up trees for you.

[Gank]

Haha that is some quote!

[lowlife]

“We will definitely need to do something and find ways to try and act in some way if we can. But in the same breath, if it is not going to improve it, there is no point wasting your money so we have to get that option of someone who is better than what we have got”

 Very glad he is no longer with us.

[Massive Attack]

"Passing the buck, is what I do"

[factory seconds]

on getting beat by villa on his debut: "it's not a lot to do with david moyes tonight, it's a lot to do with the players"

leader of men.

[goose]

Everton look really up for it.

1-0 down.

at a canter wanker

[Leonard Hatred]

GO ON THE VILLA

[Mad Ferret]

Watkins

Useless fucking cսnt.

[only1billybonds]

Hope Villa anhilate them. 

[Mad Ferret]

Everton look really up for it.

[lowlife]

Will be interesting to see how he sets Everton up tonight.

[goose]

All clubs clear of financial rules it seems 

Everton still have a PSR issue oustanding from the 2022/23 period, re the treatment of interest on loans, for their new stadium, but otherwise in the clear.

From what I understand, Chelsea have been cleared for now. The PL will look into the ‘fair value’ they used to
recognise the inter-company sale of the women’s team.

I think they did the same process with the sale of the hotels last year.

and the PL are still appealing the Leicester decision that went against them.

[Westside]

All clubs clear of financial rules it seems 

Everton still have a PSR issue oustanding from the 2022/23 period, re the treatment of interest on loans, for their new stadium, but otherwise in the clear.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Moyes won't keep them up, but Wolverhampton Wanderers, Ipswich Town, Leicester City & Southampton will.