WHO'S own room.101

[Darlo Debs]

A place to.list your 3 most hated things No.politics please....can include anything else though. After..much consideration mine are; Yoghurt IVR based telephone systems Half & Half football scarves Go ahead and vent your spleen

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

People in row 42 seat F who jump up the moment the captain turns the seat belt sign off

[yngwies Cat]

Nursery you can add to that, waiting staff  restaurants where it's half empty and yet they plonk you down right next to a full table.

As has happened to myself tonight at the Annapurna ruby house in Chiswick.
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[yngwies Cat]

"Rugby is much better then football, fans behave them selves"

Blah blah .. Normally Harlequins fans round my way 

They can join the queue for 101...

[F 129 Row66]

ray winstone » 17 Jan 2025, 20:4
People born in London who support Liverpool and Man Utd. 

My usual response to them is: "Sorry. I can't discuss football with you as you have no right to an opinion."

[Nurse Ratched]

People walking down the road using handsfree to make a loud phone call.
People on long public transport journeys that get anxious/lonely so start calling anyone who will answer from their contact list.
People who use the word student to refer to pupils.

 

Every one of these is spot on. 

Only this morning I was walking along and some prick of a woman came up behind me quietly so I didn't know she was there. She suddenly shrieked in reaction to something her phone conversation partner said - inches* from the back of my head - and I jumped out of my skin. I turned and gave her a furious look. She said sorry and nervously scuttled off. Proper nervous scuttle. I can't remember the last time I  had that effect on anyone in meatspace - my face is too friendly. I look like a startled and quite retarded owl. Resting retarded owlface. People take liberties.

* That's another one: people who walk far too close to you when there is loads of space on the pavement. 

[stubbo-admin]

Talking of dogs...dogs in offices. And more than that even...dogs in offices allowed to bound around and run into you like a Tasmanian fucking devil. And more than that...the owners of these dogs in these offices.

I mean who in any kind of sane world thinks any of that is 'ok'?!

 

[violator]

Anyone who's been on a journey when all the fat cunts done is lost weight

calling someone a legend just because they bought a beer

Anyone that says going foe a cheeky beer/random etc absolute cunts

A "cheeky" weekend away...just fuck off

[Mad Ferret]

People that bitch and moan about things that other people do.

[Massive Attack]

I've got one, utter cunts who absolutely LOVE to be stuck in endless queues at the London Shit Hole. They'll even take bags, umbrellas, back packs, luggage holdalls the job lot and take an age to undo it all like they think they're at Heathrow customs. And that's before we then have to join yet another fucking queue to get through a turnstile where dumb cunts fail to scan their phone or ticket properly. 


Whilst I'm at it, the Man Bag Brigade. Proper effeminate weirdo's who swan about with bum bags stashed with gear and penny sweets slung over their chests. USE YOUR FUCKING TROUSER POCKETS LIKE REAL MEN


 

[Vexed]

Pricks that take their dog on public transport or to a hotel. Your needy fucking loser life should not mean I have to smell you or your fucking ugly cսnt dog. 

Pricks folornly waving their iPhone at tube station gates trying and failing to get through. Just buy a ticket you incompetent mouth breather. 

'Splitting the G' This is pub AIDS. 


Just fucking die please, any of the above cunts. Plus you reading this drivel, you fucking loser. 

[AKA ERNIE]

Anyone who's been on a journey when all the fat cunts done is lost weight

calling someone a legend just because they bought a beer

Anyone that says going foe a cheeky beer/random etc absolute cunts

[F 129 Row66]

Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑22 Jan 2025, 07:58

The new London accent that sounds like a cross between Jamaican, American and Cockney. And from Corbyn types to black gangsters, they all sound the same and it’s an effeminate sound.  

When I worked in a prison in a post retirement job, I dealt with a lot of tits who spoke like that, including white blokes. If ever I had to contact their relatives it was noticeable that their sisters always spoke normally; so I concluded that my punters were putting it on. That's why it's called Jafaican I suppose.

[WHU(Exeter)]

HR TV The BBC
"GUYS"!!
Imbeciles in pubs, who can't go 5 minutes without blaring out inane dross from their phone/laptop

[Massive Attack]

The new London accent that sounds like a cross between Jamaican, American and Cockney. And from Corbyn types to black gangsters, they all sound the same and it’s an effeminate sound.  


 

Very effeminate.

[Pub Bigot]

Flying with budget airways to Europe. The hidden costs, the fucking uncomfortable seats and the air waitresses smashing into my knee even though I’ve tucked it in as much as I can. 

People who don’t pick up dog shit. I’m a dog owner, it’s not hard and keeps the streets tidy. 

The new London accent that sounds like a cross between Jamaican, American and Cockney. And from Corbyn types to black gangsters, they all sound the same and it’s an effeminate sound.  

 

[yngwies Cat]

TV adverts.Shit these dates, bring back the PG Chimps and Smash Roberts.
Americans 
Putin

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I notice that nobody has mentioned these “drum roll” things that people beat out on tables etc. 

Uber cringy.

[oh dear II]

People who say "Can I get...."

People who drive all the way round a roundabout in the outside lane

Cost of living 

As I get older I find I dislike most things about modern life, but these are my three most irrational ones

Like Russ, people who say "Can I get........."  they're fucking peasant scum.

People who park against the direction of traffic and then block the road as they try to do 180-degree turn when they leave - also peasant scum.

Those that wear their pyjamas to go out in rather than wash and change. These cunts are worse than peasant scum.

[Massive Attack]

People mentioning the 'football family'


No such fucking thing exists!

Oh yes they do. They're the wally's who all walk around in easily identifiable confused half-and-half scarves. 

Another Football Family is the Giggs brothers sharing the same slapper.

[only1billybonds]

People mentioning the 'football family'


No such fucking thing exists!

[wils]

People walking down the road using handsfree to make a loud phone call.
People on long public transport journeys that get anxious/lonely so start calling anyone who will answer from their contact list.
People who use the word student to refer to pupils.
 

[Ladysmith]

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people that bump 2 year old threads just to post personal vendetta stuff.  Risking thread locking and cards

Ladysmith I'm looking at you

Thanks for the comment

[Helmut Shown]

PGMOL
Tossers who drive cars with pop pop exhausts infesting residential areas and call it cruising
Diving cheats (Salah, Glenn Murray, Son Fernandez)

[Mad Dog]

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people that bump 2 year old threads just to post personal vendetta stuff.  Risking thread locking and cards

Ladysmith I'm looking at you

[mallard]

Eye-piercing, ultra bright car headlights 


People who put minimal effort into spelling and punctuation 


The Masked Singer