Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

NOTTINGHAM FOREST vs BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION (1230)
Forest are still within shouting distance of the runners up spot. Brighton are not, but could make the Euro Conference at a push. A big push. Home win.

BOURNEMOUTH vs LIVERPOOL (1500)
The Cherries are one point behind Man City, which is pretty good going with three months of the season to go. Pool will win the title. But Bournemouth have the bit between their teeth, which makes this a fascinating fixture. Don’t assume that Pool will win, although that’s the sensible shout. Beware: corker ahead. Draw.

EVERTON vs LEICESTER CITY (1500)
Well, David Moyes seems to have turned the Toffees’ fortunes around, at least in the minds of the blue side of Liverpool. The Foxes, meanwhile, are in deep shit, although not quite as deep as the three sides below them. Draw.

IPSWICH TOWN vs SOUTHAMPTON (1500)
Nineteenth plays twentieth. Both will be going hell for leather at Portman Road this afternoon. Ooh er, Missus. Draw.

NEWCASTLE UNITED vs FULHAM (1500)
Time for Fulham to get some decent points on the board? On yer bike. Home win.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs ASTON VILLA (1730)
The accents. Above all, those accents. Away win.


SUNDAY

BRENTFORD vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1400)
Brentford have an enviable home record. Spurs are languishing in the brown stuff. Home win.

MANCHESTER UNITED vs CRYSTAL PALACE (1400)
Lowly Man U are at last starting to get their stuff together. But Palace will still provide stiff opposition. Home win.

ARSENAL vs MANCHESTER CITY (1630)
Well now. Home win. The tea leaves say so.


MONDAY

CHELSEA vs WEST HAM UNITED (2000)
Oh bollocks. You know what’s going to happen. Chelsea will look to continue their push for a top-four finish or higher. The Blues have shown flashes of brilliance but have also struggled with consistency. Expect them to dominate possession and look to control the game through their midfield. We're likely to sit deep, absorb pressure, and hit on the break. The gaffer is reportedly 'hopeful' that Bowen will return this evening. If so, he'll probably be pivotal to our performance. Will that be enough to take all the points? A decent display of resilient counter attacking could be key. Nevertheless... Home win.


WEDNESDAY

EVERTON vs LIVERPOOL (1930)
Home advantage? No fucking chance. But don't expect too many goals. Away win.

[twoleftfeet]

Has a team imploded as badly as Man City have? They’ve gone from world beaters to mid table mediocrity in 4 months, I refuse to believe it’s because of Rodri being injured. 




 

 

Time and time again you prove that football isnt for you.
I get why walk your dog rather than watching football.

I’ve never had a dog.

Supporting the manager yet? 

[Keep dreaming]

Has a team imploded as badly as Man City have? They’ve gone from world beaters to mid table mediocrity in 4 months, I refuse to believe it’s because of Rodri being injured. 



 

 

 

Time and time again you prove that football isnt for you.
I get why walk your dog rather than watching football.

[twoleftfeet]

Has a team imploded as badly as Man City have? They’ve gone from world beaters to mid table mediocrity in 4 months, I refuse to believe it’s because of Rodri being injured. 



 

4th is mid table, things you learn.. 

You are being obtuse, I won’t bother with you. Life is too short.

Another for me foe list.

[side effect]

Manage to get a stream but after 2 minutes that was unbearable to watch. Why is there accountability for these footballers who seem like they are not bothered. How can you take the game serious anymore when the players don't care.

[lowlife]

Martinez left the pitch, in tears, on a stretcher. Good - nasty snide player who does leg breaker / over the top challenges in nearly every game. Better for him to have a season ender than someone he takes out.

“The Butcher”

[fraser]

Has a team imploded as badly as Man City have? They’ve gone from world beaters to mid table mediocrity in 4 months, I refuse to believe it’s because of Rodri being injured. 


 

4th is mid table, things you learn.. 

[twoleftfeet]

Has a team imploded as badly as Man City have? They’ve gone from world beaters to mid table mediocrity in 4 months, I refuse to believe it’s because of Rodri being injured. 

 

[Sir Alf]

For us its a bad season no doubt and the appointment of Lopetegui has ended up little short of disasterous.  But if Spurs finish outside the top 8 and do not win a cup our disaster pales into insignificance to theirs. This is a club who’s financial model is dependent on European football.  As mentioned, they have to go all out in the cups.  A very very interesting and defining week ahead for them.  

[Mad Ferret]

Below Spurs again

[twoleftfeet]

I hope Liverpool stick 6 past them.

[happygilmore]

Palace fans singing
Amorim’s right, your players are shite” 

[Sir Alf]

Slump even

[Sir Alf]

Lets hope Liverpool put out a strong team for the 2nd leg of the Lge Cup and Villa get out of their mini slimp nect Sunday.

[Manuel]

I think it's all about the cups for Spurs now, massive second leg for them.

[Sir Alf]

Spurs and Palace 2 up now. 

Looks like the Greek manager ( Imposter.whatever his name is) finally realising ugly football has its place. First time they have looked solid for a long time unfortunately.

But Palace very good away performance like they did against us. 

[Mad Ferret]

Y*ds 1 up

[Mike Oxsaw]

Well with genius analysis such as that, most certainly know less than the fuck all about football than you know.

Any more great insights in your locker?

..."Any more great insights in your locker?"

You're a cսnt?

Although that might not be an insight, just a self-evident, postings-based fact.

Disappointing. I was waiting for more FOOTBALL insights after that last post you clearly know your stuff.

Since your the most boring cսnt on here you should be happy for any attention that comes your way, you lonely old cսnt.

..."Since your the most boring cսnt on here you "...

Says the poster who hangs onto my every word.

[Fauxstralian]

Manuel
Your opinion
The Villa players movement & position had no effect of the Wolves defenders attempt to get to the player who was played in to roll it across 
Any softer & you could have eaten it with a spoon

Villa faded after that & Wolves were worthy winners
What would have happened at 1-1 who knows
Villa could have done with Duran obviously especially as Watkins went off injured at h/t

[Manuel]

Anyone could have kept Everton up this season - even the posters on here that you think "obviously" know fuck-all about football.

3 of the teams below them were never going to match them point-for-point over the rest of the season, as is being seen.

Well with genius analysis such as that, most certainly know less than the fuck all about football than you know.

Any more great insights in your locker?

..."Any more great insights in your locker?"

You're a cսnt?

Although that might not be an insight, just a self-evident, postings-based fact.

Disappointing. I was waiting for more FOOTBALL insights after that last post you clearly know your stuff.

Since your the most boring cսnt on here you should be happy for any attention that comes your way, you lonely old cսnt.

[THUNDERCLINT]

...according to most studies...


 

Name 3 and summarise the abstract without using google or at the bare minimum fully reference the periodicals you read them in, again, no Google.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Anyone could have kept Everton up this season - even the posters on here that you think "obviously" know fuck-all about football.

3 of the teams below them were never going to match them point-for-point over the rest of the season, as is being seen.

Well with genius analysis such as that, most certainly know less than the fuck all about football than you know.

Any more great insights in your locker?

..."Any more great insights in your locker?"

You're a cսnt?

Although that might not be an insight, just a self-evident, postings-based fact.

[Manuel]

Anyone could have kept Everton up this season - even the posters on here that you think "obviously" know fuck-all about football.

3 of the teams below them were never going to match them point-for-point over the rest of the season, as is being seen.

Well with genius analysis such as that, most certainly know less than the fuck all about football than you know.

Any more great insights in your locker?

[Mike Oxsaw]

Anyone could have kept Everton up this season - even the posters on here that you think "obviously" know fuck-all about football.

3 of the teams below them were never going to match them point-for-point over the rest of the season, as is being seen.

[Manuel]

Wolves very good in the first half, 3-0 wouldn’t have flattered them
Villa much better in the second half & the VAR decision to rule out their goal was ludicrous 
Linesman wrongly calls it offside then VAR muppet imagines a block on a defender 
Ref should be sent to the screen to be shown what the call is 

Bullshit. It was the correct call.

[Fauxstralian]

Wolves very good in the first half, 3-0 wouldn’t have flattered them
Villa much better in the second half & the VAR decision to rule out their goal was ludicrous 
Linesman wrongly calls it offside then VAR muppet imagines a block on a defender 
Ref should be sent to the screen to be shown what the call is