Jarrod Bowen : 50 Premier League Goals

[Takashi Miike]

Legend 

[Massive Attack]

Apparently that useless wanker Bowen has just reached another milestone by reaching our record as producing the most Assists gor West Ham in the Premier League with 37 Assists. 

We are so, so fucking lucky to have him. Always stands up to be counted.

[Massive Attack]

And he had to miss 4 games as well mid season. He has definitely led by example if not in other ways with his Captaincy. 

If Bowen never arrived, they'd be no Trophy and likely relegated. He's been that important to us. His contribution to the Club has been immense.

[Sir Alf]

Bowen’ assists and goals have undoubtedly been the reason we stayed up. Another 2 assusts on Saturday that should have won the game. 

[Ladysmith]

I have heard that Spurs are keeping close tabs on him.

Whether We would do business with Spurs s is another matter. Possibly one thing that Sullivan has got right.

[Massive Attack]

Between Bowen and Soucek now either combining or scoring they've managed to score almost half of all our goals in all competitions this season.

18 out of 42 goals scored and 4 of those were own goals. Goal involvements altogether between them 29 goals.

Along with Wan-Bissaka they at least have produced consistency when so many others haven't. 

[eusebiovic]

Anyone know why he changed from no 17 to 20?

Found on the O/S

Is there a significance to your squad number? 

"When I was at Hereford United, I wore No32 as my first number. When I first went to Hull City, I was No29 and then went to No20 in the EFL Championship. 

"When I first joined West Ham United, I think Gonçalo Cardoso was the No20 and No17 was the only available number so I took it. But I didn’t like having No17. The moment No20 came up, I wanted it and I’ve been No20 ever since.

"I also like the No10, but I don’t know if I’d ever change because of how much I’ve achieved with No20. I can’t see it happening. The brand is JB20 now too, which my mum always calls me on social media!"

Has to be one of the clubs best signings.  Hopefully they can make a few more as need to show ambition if Bowen is to stay.  Maybe Danny Dyer can threaten a slap or two if he is thinking of leaving!  

I had to look up who the fuck Gonçalo Cardoso even was.

A Portuguese central defender who was supposed to be the next big thing who Sullivan and his agent mates took a punt on but mysteriously he never proved to be much cop. Currently playing in the Portuguese Second Division. There was another Danish/Brazilian defender Frederik Alves a few years ago as well as Luizao who we signed from San Paulo - both went the same way. 

[CrowleyHammer]

Anyone know why he changed from no 17 to 20?

Found on the O/S

Is there a significance to your squad number? 

"When I was at Hereford United, I wore No32 as my first number. When I first went to Hull City, I was No29 and then went to No20 in the EFL Championship. 

"When I first joined West Ham United, I think Gonçalo Cardoso was the No20 and No17 was the only available number so I took it. But I didn’t like having No17. The moment No20 came up, I wanted it and I’ve been No20 ever since.

"I also like the No10, but I don’t know if I’d ever change because of how much I’ve achieved with No20. I can’t see it happening. The brand is JB20 now too, which my mum always calls me on social media!"

Has to be one of the clubs best signings.  Hopefully they can make a few more as need to show ambition if Bowen is to stay.  Maybe Danny Dyer can threaten a slap or two if he is thinking of leaving!  

I had to look up who the fuck Gonçalo Cardoso even was.

[Mex Martillo]

Congratulations to Bowen.
Great player, I love how you can know he is going to score. In the Chelsea game, as soon as he intercepted that pass, I was on my feet celebrating the goal. It was lovely seeing the faces of a bunch of Chelsea boys on the table next to me in the pub as the goal actually went in and then a table behind me starting singing bubbles. Good fun.

[zico]

Anyone know why he changed from no 17 to 20?

Found on the O/S

Is there a significance to your squad number? 

"When I was at Hereford United, I wore No32 as my first number. When I first went to Hull City, I was No29 and then went to No20 in the EFL Championship. 

"When I first joined West Ham United, I think Gonçalo Cardoso was the No20 and No17 was the only available number so I took it. But I didn’t like having No17. The moment No20 came up, I wanted it and I’ve been No20 ever since.

"I also like the No10, but I don’t know if I’d ever change because of how much I’ve achieved with No20. I can’t see it happening. The brand is JB20 now too, which my mum always calls me on social media!"

Has to be one of the clubs best signings.  Hopefully they can make a few more as need to show ambition if Bowen is to stay.  Maybe Danny Dyer can threaten a slap or two if he is thinking of leaving!  

[Tomshardware]

Love him, what a player he has turned into. Good enough for any team in the league but hopefully he'll stay.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Carlton F Cole has 55 goals but that's over 9 seasons.

Premier league goals or all comps? 

All comps.

[fraser]

Carlton F Cole has 55 goals but that's over 9 seasons.

Premier league goals or all comps? 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Carlton F Cole has 55 goals but that's over 9 seasons.

[joe royal]

Anyone know why he changed from no 17 to 20?

[Ron Eff]

Wonder if he’ll hold up a cardboard cut out of himself when he moves past Antonio?

[El Scorchio]

He’s got to be one of the fastest if not the fastest to get there? In fact is it only him and Antonio to even do it?