Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

EVERTON vs MANCHESTER UNITED (1230)
The media have already started getting all excited over this, and specifically over David Moyes. Remember him? One point separates the two sides, and who’d have thought that just a few weeks/months ago? Should be a tight and decent game. Draw.

BOURNEMOUTH vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
The Cherries are within spitting distance (take my word for it) of a Champions League finish while Wolves are within similar distance of an unwanted bottom three spot. Momentum, form and home advantage together point to just one possible outcome. Home win.

ARSENAL vs WEST HAM UNITED (1500)
Don’t know what to say. Paqueta’s joined the non-walking wounded. There’s a stronger sense of by how many than of who. You figure out the rest. Home win.

FULHAM vs CRSYTAL PALACE (1500)
Two consecutive wins have put Fulham back on course for now, although Palace can point to three wins in their last six so they’re unlikely to be pushovers. Tight but probably inevitable. Home win.

IPSWICH TOWN vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1500) 
Spurs’ last win at Portman Road saw Jurgen Klinsmann score twice in a 3-1 victory. The visitors must be yearning for another Klinsmann to boost their flagging campaign. Away win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION (1500)
It must be excruciatingly painful being a Saints supporter these days. There’s really no way to talk up their prospects against any opposition, so let’s just say it as it is. Away win.

ASTON VILLA vs CHELSEA (1730)
Probably the game of the day. It’s been six games since Villa last won a league fixture and this one offers little in the way of hope to remedy that. The visitors have won two, drawn two and lost two in the same period. Hmm. Draw.


SUNDAY

NEWCASTLE UNITED vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1400)
Home advantage will tip the balance even against high-flying Forest. Just. Home win.

MANCHESTER CITY vs LIVERPOOL (1630) 
The game of the weekend. There’s little to add. Away win.


TUESDAY

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs BOURNEMOUTH (1930)
The south coast is busy. Draw.

CRYSTAL PALACE vs ASTON VILLA (1930)
Hmm, there’s little on form to distinguish these two. Draw.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs FULHAM (1930)
Wolves’ main concern is what lies beneath, lest it be them. Fulham are in the happier position of having to focus on what’s above. Away win.

CHELSEA vs SOUTHAMPTON (2015)
Oh dear. Home win.


WEDNESDAY

BRENTFORD vs EVERTON (1930)
Home win.

MANCHESTER UNITED vs IPSWICH TOWN (1930)
Home win.

NOTTINGHAM FOREST vs ARSENAL (1930)
Tight one. Away win.

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs MANCHESTER CITY (1930)
Away win.

LIVERPOOL vs NEWCASTLE UNITED (2015)
Home win.


THURSDAY

WEST HAM UNITED vs LEICESTER CITY (2000)
Home win.

[Fauxstralian]

Reminder for any Fantasy Football league players … need to take Liverpool & Newcastle players out this weekend
Salah & Isak DROPPED 

[CaptainFast]

When it seems like two different coaches have issues with Rashford, it makes you wonder what's really going on behind the scenes. But if there were any problems, surely we would have heard more information from former players. As for the squad, it may be a mixture of poor selection and stubborn tactics. Baldy clearly misjudged some of the signings, and if Amorim is as tough as Lopetegui, then they are stuck in a cycle of bad decisions. In terms of betting, now is the best time to catch the odds against them at https://ratingbet.com/bookmakers/1xbet/  I get the hot news first only thanks to this bookmaker, by the way the platform supports many deposit and withdrawal options, and a convenient mobile app.

[Sir Alf]

Hoping for a Bournemouth victory, low morale at Spurs leading to a frustrating return leg in the Europa against AZ Alkmar and an exit. 

The worry is that Spurs injured contingent all vack now.  Hopefully risked in games and reoccurance of their injuries.

[Fauxstralian]

Sven (cool name) Botman has done his other knee during his first game back & joins Hall & Gordon on the sidelines for Monday night.
Just need Isak to injure himself putting some IKEA furniture together on the weekend & things are looking good 

[Manuel]

What's the fat fella's excuse now?? Go out next week and he's done.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Some hilarious responses on twitter.
Seems the Aussie fraud is a bit unpopular among the filth.

Has big Ange threatened to beat up his own supporters?

Ange Postecoglou's side only had one late shot on target - and only two inside AZ's box all night. but yeah Spurs were really unlucky.

[twoleftfeet]

West Ham beat Alkmaar 2-1 at home and 1-0 away.

 

 

 
Are you telling me that little old us beat them home and away but big Tottenham couldn’t do it? I thought we all wished we were like them? Proper fans, proper ground, big club etc etc etc 

Well that’s what I heard on here

[goose]

Spurs were rather unlucky - had a great chance there at the end.

I suspect they’ll get the job done at WHL.

Understand this must be a really tough time for you. There’s always the second leg for you to cling on to. 

[Far Cough UKunt]

West Ham beat Alkmaar 2-1 at home and 1-0 away.

[only1billybonds]

Some hilarious responses on twitter.
Seems the Aussie fraud is a bit unpopular among the filth.

[Mad Ferret]

Spurs were rather unlucky - had a great chance there at the end.

I suspect they’ll get the job done at WHL.

[twoleftfeet]

Big Tottenham Hotspur lose to Alkmaar, maybe ladyboy/sad ferret can remind me how we did there

[Iron Duke]

Beating AZ away is not for everyone 

[Fauxstralian]

I see after the Everton game SLOT told Oliver if they didn’t win the League it was his fault
Presumably if they win the Champions league he will send the ref who didn’t send Konate off a medal

[Manuel]

A Rangers fan has died in a road accident in Istanbul ahead of the club's match in the Turkish city.The club said it was "devastated" to have learned of the death, which happened overnight.Rangers play Fenerbahce in a Europa League tie on Thursday night.Reports in the Turkish press suggest that the man was crossing the road in the early hours of the morning when he was hit by a car before being run over by a second vehicle.A statement on the Rangers website said: "The immediate thoughts of everyone at the club are with their family and friends at this incredibly difficult time.

[goose]

Yes, if the boot had hit him in the temple rather than a few inches away behind his ear he COULD have died
Sort of tackle I’d have expected from an Italian, gooselini

The sort of response i'd expect from a woman.

oh no somebody had stitches = HE ALMOST DIED
goalkeeper collides with player after clearing the ball = he's a LUNATIC

[Fauxstralian]

Lewis Hall out for the season with a foot injury so joins Gordon on the sidelines for Monday

[Fauxstralian]

Yes, if the boot had hit him in the temple rather than a few inches away behind his ear he COULD have died
Sort of tackle I’d have expected from an Italian, gooselini

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

 

Last time I saw Millwall was the game after Jack Collinson lost his dad, poor lad. I think there was only 1 game after that and I missed it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ladysmith]

I actually don’t mind Millwall. Possibly because we hardly play them.

Yeah, you haven't played them since 2017 when you stuffed them 6-0 in the FA cup. So 8 years.
Still, not really your local rivals, are they?
Doubt you were there however. Probably busy gobbling down your lokshen,  or having your foreskin removed.

 

Last time I saw Millwall was the game after Jack Collinson lost his dad, poor lad. I think there was only 1 game after that and I missed it.

[twoleftfeet]

I see sad ferret/ladyboy is back.

What’s their issue this time? Wishing we were Arsenal? 

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

I actually don’t mind Millwall. Possibly because we hardly play them.

Yeah, you haven't played them since 2017 when you stuffed them 6-0 in the FA cup. So 8 years.
Still, not really your local rivals, are they?
Doubt you were there however. Probably busy gobbling down your lokshen,  or having your foreskin removed.

[goose]

In football if someone is seriously injured (ie have just had a boot through their head from a lunatic) usually the crowd is silent & the player is applauded as they are stretchered off
Millwall are cunts & the reaction of that rat faced Scottish weasel that manages them that it was just part of the game was pitiful 
25 stitches in a cut behind his ear. If the boot was a few inches over & his temple he could have died
Reckless & dangerous tackle. Inexcusable 
Did I mention that Millwall are cunts?
Another nothing season 

 

 

HE COULD HAVE DIED  

black armbands all round for the man who cheated death at the hands of a LUNATIC.

[Mad Ferret]

PSV are straight trash.

[ironsofcanada]

The Madrid game has been quality and 2 world class goals

Sounds better than the Dortmund Lille game, I have chosen.