Ancestry...Who are you ?

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

With all the Anti - English /white man  shit going on in our own country at present.. It got me thinking .
 Ill send off for a DNA Kit  analysis of my history .and maybe id finally  find out the  truth that my ancestors were actually black from Somalia .?
turned out worse than that.I'm 52% Celt.
I'm currently on a downer

You ..?

 

[Mike Oxsaw]

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore 

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

That's a very brave reply seeking as you ain't got any balls 

And yet another mention of male genitals!

That's quite a trend you're setting, right there.

If anybody actually cared - which they clearly don't - they could draw some conclusions about you that you definitely won't like/accept.

Takes all sorts to make the world though, so crack on.

[XKhammer]

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable  could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore 

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

That's a very brave reply seeking as you ain't got any balls 

[Mike Oxsaw]

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was  pre op.....thanks for the update 

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable  could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore 

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

[XKhammer]

I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was  pre op.....thanks for the update 

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable  could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore 

[Mike Oxsaw]

I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was  pre op.....thanks for the update 

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable  could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

[XKhammer]

I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was  pre op.....thanks for the update 

[Mike Oxsaw]

I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

 

I registered my name as Mohammad Keith chegwin ..

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?

Was the bloke down the pub called Norman ?

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

I did Ancestry & 23 & me, they both came back pretty similar , 23& me seemed more in-depth, lots more trace dna, mostly african and native american 

 

 

I sent my specimen under the name Mohammed Keith chegwin

[Bungo]

Invite them over for dinner. How could you say no to close family who you've never met getting in touch and saying they want to meet up? 

 

I have a cunning plan.

We'll tell them that we're serving Beef Wellington and I'm sure they'll be beating our door down.

[Gank]

Whilst my lineage is very ordinary, Mrs Bungo is directly and closely related to the family of the Earl of Lindsey and Abingdon.

Sadly she comes from a side of the family that did not inherit wealth, so has been forced to join the common workforce with the rest of us.  

One day though, I'm sure we will be contacted by an aristocratic solicitor (think Kind Hearts and Coronets) with some good news for us... Or maybe not...

Invite them over for dinner. How could you say no to close family who you've never met getting in touch and saying they want to meet up? 

[Bungo]

Whilst my lineage is very ordinary, Mrs Bungo is directly and closely related to the family of the Earl of Lindsey and Abingdon.

Sadly she comes from a side of the family that did not inherit wealth, so has been forced to join the common workforce with the rest of us.  

One day though, I'm sure we will be contacted by an aristocratic solicitor (think Kind Hearts and Coronets) with some good news for us... Or maybe not...

[zebthecat]

A true gentleman is one who knows how to play bagpipes but does not.

[yngwies Cat]

"I know I am different from you people, but I am who I am. And who are you? I hear you ask.

Well, it's a good question. I am an esteemed British gentleman. Well bred to the manor born. I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are English. I can play any instrument, apart from bagpipes, they sound fucking terrible to everyone. 

I  can fashion any tree, any hedge into a vulva. In the days before medicine, I survived Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, the plague, club-foot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever.

But most important, and I must emphasise that this is the most important thing about me, I am a certified master coxman"

[BRANDED]

The term "Celt" can refer to a group of related ethnicities and cultures in Western Europe, particularly those who share similar Celtic languages and histories. While some consider "Celtic" a meta-ethnicity, encompassing various regional groups, others see it as a cultural or linguistic designation rather than a single, unified ethnicity. 

In other words. It's not a DNA characteristic as such but a linguistic one. 

I doubt you speak a Celtic language.

[joe royal]

I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

I did Ancestry & 23 & me, they both came back pretty similar , 23& me seemed more in-depth, lots more trace dna, mostly african and native american 
 

 

[wils]

I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?
 

[El Scorchio]

I did one once and I was something like ‘99% north west European’ or similar. Very dull. 

[THUNDERCLINT]

These sites will harvest DNA and create AI robots/soldiers all because Doris in Bristol was desperate to find out she was 10% Welsh. 

Don't worry, if you had a covid test the CCP have your DNA.

[Mike Oxsaw]

With this current narrative that it was in fact black and brown people who brought culture and civilisation to the world and people like the Vikings and Romans were such as well when they settled the British isles!
 
Where the fuck did all the white cunts come from? Obviously invaded or arrived illegally from somewhere?

Although i was born in England my heritage is Irish on my dads side and Danish on my mothers, I’m currently “occupying” stolen indigenous land in Australia as a white  invader

White cunts are clearly Neanderthals in denial. All/any DNA evidence that suggests otherwise is clearly and obviously fake news. The BBC should be on this like a Dalek on a dustbin.

[Sydney_Iron]

With this current narrative that it was in fact black and brown people who brought culture and civilisation to the world and people like the Vikings and Romans were such as well when they settled the British isles!
 
Where the fuck did all the white cunts come from? Obviously invaded or arrived illegally from somewhere?

Although i was born in England my heritage is Irish on my dads side and Danish on my mothers, I’m currently “occupying” stolen indigenous land in Australia as a white  invader

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

Fuck knows where the last 5% comes from:

• 48%
  England & Northwestern Europe
• 23%
  Ireland
• 22%
  Scotland
• 2%
  The Netherlands
• 2%
  Benin & Togo Ethnic groups
• 1%
  Mali Ethnic groups
• 1%
  Nigeria Ethnic groups
• 1%
  Western Bantu Peoples

[Gary Strodders shank]

During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?



 

SACRE BLEU!

On his mum's side I think although he was on a hiding to nothing as he never knew who his real dad was.

The rumour was it was some soldiers (probably Polish )

[Far Cough UKunt]

During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?


 

SACRE BLEU!