Would you smash? (TikTok Bint)

[Collins Wong - A Free Man]

https://www.tiktok.com/@jennyferjay

Christ, what I would do to that. 

Would lay waste to her cadbury's corridor and then dump my filthy custard all over her bimbo duck lips. 

[Swiss.]

Collins Wong’un 

[Collins Wong - A Free Man]

That made me laugh Collins.
Needs a pork sword in its cakehole to shut the fuck up

spot on fella

[BerlingtonBertie]

That made me laugh Collins.
Needs a pork sword in its cakehole to shut the fuck up

[Massive Attack]

Looks like a bloke!

It's getting more and more trickier to distinguish real geezers and birds apart these days. Best way I find to uncover the truth is by way of a swift kick in the cսnt to see if it screams like a bitch before reaching for his bollocks or not.*

*Also available in other shades

[Gank]

Why is she always looking over to her left? What's going on over there? If it's that interesting, she should be filming that instead. Too many questions, drop me out.

[Hammer I am]

Is this the emergence of our new comedy poster?

[mallard]

Looks like a bloke!

[Tomshardware]

Nah I bet hers is as clean as a whistle.  

[Collins Wong - A Free Man]

filthy rectum

[Eastside surge]

Yeah right like there's any other way to ejaculate apart from accidentally? ( asking for a mate )

[Pub Bigot]

I don’t have TikTok, but I had a look out of curiosity and it’s safe to say we have very different taste in women, so you’re welcome to duck woman. 

[goose]

...or you'd accidentally ejaculate in your undies, stutter an apology, then sidle out the door, stifling a sob.

Again.

[Massive Attack]

Thought she was wearing Nina Conti's face mask for a split second. 

[Nurse Ratched]

...or you'd accidentally ejaculate in your undies, stutter an apology, then sidle out the door, stifling a sob.