The French Foreign Legion

[Leonard Hatred]

Talk to me. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Of course we have our own "foreign" legion, in the Gurkhas Brigade.

All proud to serve .

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

nowdays the French Foreign Legion should be made of native French people

Very good  

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Bloke I used to know was in the paras and then joined the FFL, he was a proper nutcase. Ended up having it on his toes (apparently couldn't go anywhere near France/French territory afterwards) and last I heard he was doing armed security and protection work in the middle east.

He soon would have realised that he went from elite to two bob...

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I wonder if you can get SACKED from the FFL?

I mean if you were a really shit soldier and an absolute cսnt to boot.

It takes a lot of effort on the cunts part.
Remember...all seek refuge in the main...so play the game...
They're overrated imo...
Mythical legend.

They were hardcore after WW2 when their ranks were filled with    waffen SS  looking for sanctuary 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Nothing wrong showing the military a bit of respect.

When I'm in Thailand, one of my drinking partners is a fucking obnoxious, miserable (Living the dream)  Man U fan, despite never actually ever seen them play live.

If football is under discussion he won't even admit other teams exist and tries to drive every conversation towards Man U. (much like MSM, really).

However, he did 3 tours of Belfast during "The Troubles", so gets a free pass from me

There's nothing wrong with real soldiers it's the posters on here who are pretend soldiers who would probbaly wet themselves under fire. Ok I'm no soldier but in the early 80s I did enough fighting mostly away games to know I stood my ground, Most on here woulld be on their toes . 

double double  please luv .. easy on the liqueur

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Nothing wrong showing the military a bit of respect.

When I'm in Thailand, one of my drinking partners is a fucking obnoxious, miserable (Living the dream)  Man U fan, despite never actually ever seen them play live.

If football is under discussion he won't even admit other teams exist and tries to drive every conversation towards Man U. (much like MSM, really).

However, he did 3 tours of Belfast during "The Troubles", so gets a free pass from me

There's nothing wrong with real soldiers it's the posters on here who are pretend soldiers who would probbaly wet themselves under fire. Ok I'm no soldier but in the early 80s I did enough fighting mostly away games to know I stood my ground, Most on here woulld be on their toes . 

Of course you did sunshine

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

My MATE from school, Rich the one in the kepi 

And?

He is in the FL which the thread is about you fucking spastic derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Like I said...
your mate serves in the French foreign Legion...And ?
Is that it 

[Trilby55]

Hark at Swiss Gardner. LOL

well ard.

[Far Cough UKunt]

Hark at Swiss Gardner. LOL

[Swiss.]

Nothing wrong showing the military a bit of respect.

When I'm in Thailand, one of my drinking partners is a fucking obnoxious, miserable (Living the dream)  Man U fan, despite never actually ever seen them play live.

If football is under discussion he won't even admit other teams exist and tries to drive every conversation towards Man U. (much like MSM, really).

However, he did 3 tours of Belfast during "The Troubles", so gets a free pass from me

There's nothing wrong with real soldiers it's the posters on here who are pretend soldiers who would probbaly wet themselves under fire. Ok I'm no soldier but in the early 80s I did enough fighting mostly away games to know I stood my ground, Most on here woulld be on their toes . 

[Mike Oxsaw]

Nothing wrong showing the military a bit of respect.

When I'm in Thailand, one of my drinking partners is a fucking obnoxious, miserable (Living the dream)  Man U fan, despite never actually ever seen them play live.

If football is under discussion he won't even admit other teams exist and tries to drive every conversation towards Man U. (much like MSM, really).

However, he did 3 tours of Belfast during "The Troubles", so gets a free pass from me

[Swiss.]

 



Para Reg piss all over these  

 

Bit obsessed with solidiers aren't you Milly. I think you should come out. 

[Westham67]

My MATE from school, Rich the one in the kepi 

And?

He is in the FL which the thread is about you fucking spastic derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

My MATE from school, Rich the one in the kepi 

And?

[Westham67]

My MATE from school, Rich the one in the kepi 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

 



Para Reg piss all over these  
 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I think a lot of SS ended up in it after WW2

Indeed...the Charlemagne  were the last troops defending Der bunker
Sums  up the french .
Do I rate the French foreign Legion ?
Not really


 

[Swiss.]

Great film and great book.

Beau Geste - Wikipedia



 

[pulhampete]

My brother joined in the late 1980s, he deserted after 6 months. 


 

[ray winstone]

A geezer walks into an East End pub and says to the barman,“Can I have a pint of lager? And tell me—where are all the fucking Arabs? I hate fucking Arabs. I’ll fight them in the nude.” The barman gives him his pint and says,“There’s no fucking Arabs around here, mate. You need to join the French Foreign Legion — they fight the Arabs.” So he takes a swig of his pint and says,“Well, I fucking hate the Arabs. I’ll fight them in the nude. I fucking hate them. I’m gonna join.” He goes off and joins the French Foreign Legion. During the interview, the lieutenant says to him,“Why do you want to join the French Foreign Legion?” Before he gets the last word out, our mate interjects,“’Cause I hate the fucking Arabs. I fucking hate them. I’ll fight ’em in the fucking nude.” The French lieutenant replies,“Very commendable. You can start your training.” After two days, he walks up to the French lieutenant, shows him his wooden rifle and says,“What the fuck am I doing with this? I wanna fucking kill the Arabs! I fucking hate them. I’ll fight ’em in the fucking nude!” The French lieutenant says,“Don’t worry. After your training, you can have a proper rifle.” Six months later, at the passing out parade, the lieutenant walks up to the first guy:“Soldier, why did you join the French Foreign Legion?” The guy replies,“Well, I had an affair behind the missus’s back, got caught out, so I thought I’d come over here, join the Legion and help out.” The French lieutenant says,“Very commendable. Here is your weapon.” He walks up to the second guy:“Soldier, why did you join the French Foreign Legion?” “Well, I’d done a bit of robbery and that back home, realised I was gonna get caught, so I thought I’d come out here and fight the Arabs.” “Very commendable. Here is your weapon.” He walks up to our mate:“Soldier—” Before he gets a chance to finish,“You know why I fucking joined the French Foreign Legion—’cause I hate the fucking Arabs! I wanna fucking kill them all. Fight them in the nude, me.” “Very commendable. Here is your weapon.” At that very moment, a soldier in the parapet shouts,“The Arabs are coming!” Our mate turns around and shoots the guy in the parapet—stone dead. The lieutenant shouts,“Soldier! Why did you do that? He was one of our own men!” Our mate says,“Well, if there’s one thing I can’t stand more than an Arab—it’s a fucking grass.”

[yngwies Cat]

Laurel and Hardy.

The Flying Deuces.

[Keep dreaming]

Are you planning to join?

[F 129 Row66]

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑01 Jul 2025, 09:29Mr Anon" wrote: ↑01 Jul 2025, 08:37nowdays the French Foreign Legion should be made of native French peopleIt wouldn't be foreign then wouldn't it?

The French are, and have always been foreigners

[Far Cough UKunt]

Of course we have our own "foreign" legion, in the Gurkhas Brigade.

[Mr Anon]

nowdays the French Foreign Legion should be made of native French people

It wouldn't be foreign then wouldn't it?

Think you missed the point mate