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Massive Attack
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Notice how radio silent London Mayor Sir Khan is regarding this high profile horrific murder on the streets he's supposed to care greatly for...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m ... 37722.html

Not a cunting dickie bird from that racist transparent grade A cսnt which says it all. 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 16 Jul 2025, 06:35 Wasn't attacked as I chose to laugh off instead an attempt to intimidate by a couple of lads who approached me and my then Brazilian girlfriend at the time whilst walking back to hers as one piped up "You're in the wrong part of Town white boy" before opening up his jacket to reveal a blade he had on him. We were just leaving a parade of shops in Neasden a few years ago now just prior to Covid. She was understandably shook by the experience balling her eyes out once we got back and thought to myself how easy and blatant it was for those to run about with knives these days. Having a proper tear up I don't mind at all but against cunts knowing they're carrying shanks, fuck that.  
"Brazilian girlfriend" = Transboy 
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Wasn't attacked as I chose to laugh off instead an attempt to intimidate by a couple of lads who approached me and my then Brazilian girlfriend at the time whilst walking back to hers as one piped up "You're in the wrong part of Town white boy" before opening up his jacket to reveal a blade he had on him. We were just leaving a parade of shops in Neasden a few years ago now just prior to Covid. She was understandably shook by the experience balling her eyes out once we got back and thought to myself how easy and blatant it was for those to run about with knives these days. Having a proper tear up I don't mind at all but against cunts knowing they're carrying shanks, fuck that.  
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Amount of times I've been attacked in London before Khan -0
Amount of times I've been attacked in London while Khan is major -0
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Khan will never have his whatch knicked as he is driven around in a bullit proof SUV, along with his bodyguards, but will still claim to be working class.
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Illegal minicab drivers? How very 3rd world.
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, wrote: 15 Jul 2025, 10:06 This thread is turning out to be like the old days on here. A thread opener mithering about lawlessness followed eventually by posters telling us of their illegal exploits.


 
Not illegal to knock an illegal mini cab tout....dont have to pay just walk aways there's fuck all they can do ...done it loads of times,admittedly donkeys ago
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Have you got a story to share about you honking your car horn aggressively, or something, comma?
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This thread is turning out to be like the old days on here. A thread opener mithering about lawlessness followed eventually by posters telling us of their illegal exploits.

 
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chevy chase" wrote: 15 Jul 2025, 01:34 Me and my mate did a runner from a cab years back, (the illegal ones that used to hang around outside nightclubs) He was taking the piss with the fare.  When legging it I slipped over and he caught me and said I’m calling the police.  As he said it my watch slipped off and he grabbed it and said “I take this” then I went into a full Oscar Acting performance and said “please don’t take my watch” he took it and drove off.  It was a cheapo £2.50 one my nan won at that old Bingo place on Barking Rd.

last watch I bought was a fake Breitling one in Bulgaria about 10 years ago and it’s still going.

moral of the story.  Just buy shit fakes.
Gank and I have a similar story involving a mobile phone left in an illegal cab we had just knocked. 
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Gank wrote: 15 Jul 2025, 00:55
Eerie Decent" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:28 Even if that were the case, don't take my word for it. No one with proper dough who knows about watches wears a Rolex. They're as common as muck over here these days.
That isn't correct. Between jobs I learned how to take a watch apart and put it back together, then how to repair them etc.

Rolex watches are an artistic masterpiece in their assembly. To wear, I prefer other styles but the craftsmanship of a Rolex does justify its price. They're incredible now and when you consider when they were designed, it's almost beyond imagination how well made they are.

Good fake Rolex watches are nowhere near the real thing but the fakes are still superior to most genuine timepieces.

They don't have the same draw they used to as there are other brands of really top quality but there isn't a shit Rolex watch on the planet, they're all unbelievable precision items.
I didn't say they weren't good watches, or well made.
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Massive Attack" wrote: 13 Jul 2025, 06:04 Notice how radio silent London Mayor Sir Khan is regarding this high profile horrific murder on the streets he's supposed to care greatly for...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m ... 37722.html

Not a cunting dickie bird from that racist transparent grade A cսnt which says it all. 
 Knunt sums up the state of the British Isles  right now.
you know it's an establishment thing when this piece of shit is sitting in the royal box sporting a 2k watch .





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Eerie Decent" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:35 What car do you drive, Comma?
A Trabant
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Me and my mate did a runner from a cab years back, (the illegal ones that used to hang around outside nightclubs) He was taking the piss with the fare.  When legging it I slipped over and he caught me and said I’m calling the police.  As he said it my watch slipped off and he grabbed it and said “I take this” then I went into a full Oscar Acting performance and said “please don’t take my watch” he took it and drove off.  It was a cheapo £2.50 one my nan won at that old Bingo place on Barking Rd.

last watch I bought was a fake Breitling one in Bulgaria about 10 years ago and it’s still going.

moral of the story.  Just buy shit fakes.
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Eerie Decent" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:28 Even if that were the case, don't take my word for it. No one with proper dough who knows about watches wears a Rolex. They're as common as muck over here these days.
That isn't correct. Between jobs I learned how to take a watch apart and put it back together, then how to repair them etc.

Rolex watches are an artistic masterpiece in their assembly. To wear, I prefer other styles but the craftsmanship of a Rolex does justify its price. They're incredible now and when you consider when they were designed, it's almost beyond imagination how well made they are.

Good fake Rolex watches are nowhere near the real thing but the fakes are still superior to most genuine timepieces.

They don't have the same draw they used to as there are other brands of really top quality but there isn't a shit Rolex watch on the planet, they're all unbelievable precision items.
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What have David Beckham and a rolex got in common?

Both come in a posh box
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goose wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 18:39
Mad Ferret" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 17:59 goose got his Rolex from Marmaris.
Jealousy isn’t a good look son.
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 17:59 goose got his Rolex from Marmaris.
Jealousy isn’t a good look son.
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goose got his Rolex from Marmaris.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 15:42
Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 15:28
goose wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:48 it really doesn't matter if you like them or not, the point is that you should be able to wear one without fear of being stabbed for it.

"It's just part and parcel of living in a big city like London" - Sir Khan
So Khan is basically saying "It's just tough shit if you've got more money, even for a few hours, than I think you deserve".
 
 
It was actually said in relation to Terrorist attacks more than flash wrist watches but I'm sure he thinks the same about general life going to shit in London these days.
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 15:28
goose wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:48 it really doesn't matter if you like them or not, the point is that you should be able to wear one without fear of being stabbed for it.

"It's just part and parcel of living in a big city like London" - Sir Khan
So Khan is basically saying "It's just tough shit if you've got more money, even for a few hours, than I think you deserve".
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goose wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:48 it really doesn't matter if you like them or not, the point is that you should be able to wear one without fear of being stabbed for it.

"It's just part and parcel of living in a big city like London" - Sir Khan
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it really doesn't matter if you like them or not, the point is that you should be able to wear one without fear of being stabbed for it.
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Swiss. wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 14:20
Eerie Decent" wrote: 14 Jul 2025, 13:14 No one serious wears a Rolex anymore. Long had their day, and to be honest a bit cringe.
Strange that everyone who can;'t afford one seems to say that 
I can afford one but don't go in for conspicuous consumerism and could not give a single one about labels.
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Are there actually any people in the world who see someone wearing a Rolex and think " Wow! He must be a seriously successful high-roller!"?

I seriously doubt that, apart from the Rolex wearer themself, and those who want to steal said Rolex and flog it on to someone with a similar mindset.

And they will only steal it to begin with because they know there are people stupid enough to buy it.
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What car do you drive, Comma?
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