Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own

[ILOVEPAOLODICANIO]

I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills. Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'. That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed it. What have you told from here?

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

Ah cool.

[i-Ron]

None. Why would anyone do that?

[Mr Anon]

"Someone posted a story up once about getting the runs while on holiday, getting caught short and having to squat ourside the cubicles in a bush, and a feral pack of puppies knocking him over and lapping it all up, one of the funniest stories I've ever read!"

[ILOVEPAOLODICANIO]

Its 1 here mate Im in POrtland OR on work. 8 hour difference makes me closer to England in some ways....

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

04:08 on a Thursday in Boston big guy. So what you been taking?

[ILOVEPAOLODICANIO]

Bungo 10:34 Thu Feb 18 THe one you started about how your dad and uncle buggered you?

[Bungo]

The one about how loads of pointless threads kept getting locked.