Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own

[ILOVEPAOLODICANIO]

I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills. Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'. That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed it. What have you told from here?

[Dick Shaftsbury]

lab 9:07 Wed Feb 21 Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own I can’t remember the wording or indeed the story ….but there was a poster about to do some bird in the rear but changed his mind because it looked like the top of a Daddy’s sauce bottle . LOL that's fucking hilarious.

[bruuuno]

I’ve used the shoes falling out of the attic as well it’s a great description. I think the Spanish foggy island cunts bloke stopped posting after he asked if anyone wanted to meet up for a pint before a game and got roundly cunted off.

[mashed in maryland]

"Leonard Hatred 12:05 Wed Feb 21 Was it you who described having a shit like ""a load of old shoes falling out of an attic""? I've used that if so"

[lab]

I can’t remember the wording or indeed the story ….but there was a poster about to do some bird in the rear but changed his mind because it looked like the top of a Daddy’s sauce bottle .

[Alfs]

"I wrote a film script that had a horse race scene in it, and called one of the horses Lord Zoltan, but the thing never got made. Another three years that I was paid to waste my fucking time."

[Leonard Hatred]

"Circa 2007, for some reason a poster on here had my phone number. He rang me at pub closing time, to give me some abuse. Although unprepared, I shouted blue language at him by way of reply. By the end of the conversation we were pissing ourselves laughing about it. This happened several times over a period of about 9 months. He would call me, from a noisy pub, we would call each other cunts, laugh about it, then hang up. To this day I don't know who he was ?ü§î"

[Nurse Ratched]

"Spanish, that's it. Well remembered. Or someone pretending to be a Spaniard, at any rate."

[collyrob]

"Wasn‚Äôt foggy island cunts, from some Spanish poster? I told my mates years ago that Joanna lumley had a rubber arsehole from reading it on here?üòÇ"

[Nurse Ratched]

Might have been. The 'character' was along those lines.

[Leonard Hatred]

NR HairyHammer? The pretend Turk?

[Leonard Hatred]

"Best insult ever was ""fuck off Davies you Scotch egg faced cսnt""."

[Nurse Ratched]

"I was genuinely pleased and proud to be included in the insult ""You foggy island c##ts"" Who was that again?"

[ooooh Morley Morley]

I sometimes tell strangers I’m a cube headed failed estate agent.

[Leonard Hatred]

I am single-handedly responsible for introducing FMOB into contemporary English vernacular.

[Hammer and Pickle]

People still demand an explanation when I express surprise with a FOMB.

[mallard]

"If someone asks a technical question at work, I’ll often suggest the knob wiping remedy"

[Gentile]

I've Zoltanerered a lot.

[Hammer I am]

Yeah fuck me this is 7 years old

[Hammer I am]

"Well confused, this is a years old thread right? That's someone coincidentally dug up at a similar date!?"

[Hammer and Pickle]

Ah the Mornington Crescent threads! Ah Cameltoe!

[Leonard Hatred]

"The site is on it's arse these days which is a shame, but there has been some genuine genius stuff on here over the years"

[Leonard Hatred]

"The site is on it's arse these days which is a shame, but there has been some genuine genius stuff on here over the years"

[Hammer and Pickle]

I’ve always said WHO is national heritage. Should have a blue plaque or something

[Mad Dog]

Who in their right mind would steal a story and pass it off as theirs?? I've taken quite a few phrases though

[Leonard Hatred]

Anyone remember a bloke called a-p or suchlike who used to post stories about his Chinese gangster mate called Tony Rodriguez (or something like that)? Madness.