Elon Musk has put in a bid for West Ham United!!!!

[Barty888]

Excellent news!!! I'm thrilled!!! He is gonna make us compete with Real Madrid, PSG and Liverpool globally!!!!

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

'Mr Moon' would be happy with this

[El Scorchio]

It would be a ride all right. However that guy has no interest in owning a sports team.

[Eerie Decent]

Surely just enjoy that ride, and deal with what happens after?
 

[El Scorchio]

I asked grok who Elon would appoint as manager, when he buys west ham

1. Frank
2. Mourinho
3. De Zerbi 

Not Mechahitler? 1 and 3 not a chance. 2 I could see. He'd be the type of bloke that would go after Guardiola or Klopp or similar and not rest until we'd won everything to win. However I'd be very concerned over what would happen to the club when. not if, he gets bored with it.

[Eerie Decent]

I would absolutely fucking love it, Keegan style, if Musk became our chairman.
 

[honky cat]

I asked grok who Elon would appoint as manager, when he buys west ham

1. Frank
2. Mourinho
3. De Zerbi 

[Barty888]

Ask Grok why anyone would read 7 paragraphs of made up drivel 

Better to ask Grok if it knows how to use paragraphing first.

Content can wait.

There you go mate...


Asked Grok this...

"If Elon Musk would buy West Ham United could West Ham compete with Manchester City and Liverpool?"

If Elon Musk were to buy West Ham United, the potential for the club to compete with top Premier League teams like Manchester City and Liverpool would depend on several factors, including financial investment, strategic management, and alignment with Premier League regulations. Here's an analysis based on available information and the current football landscape:Financial Impact of Musk's Ownership Wealth and Investment Potential: Elon Musk, with an estimated net worth of over $400 billion, has the financial capacity to significantly boost West Ham's budget. His resources could enable substantial investments in player transfers, infrastructure (e.g., stadium upgrades), and youth academies, potentially elevating the club's competitiveness. For comparison, Manchester City's success has been fueled by Sheikh Mansour's wealth, with an estimated net worth of over $30 billion, and Liverpool's owners, Fenway Sports Group (FSG), have a combined net worth of around $10 billion.skysports.commanchesterworld.ukmanchesterworld.uk

Transfer Market Power: Musk's financial backing could allow West Ham to target high-profile players, similar to Manchester City's ability to sign stars like Erling Haaland or Liverpool's recruitment of players like Virgil van Dijk. Recent reports indicate West Ham has already spent on players like Niclas Füllkrug and Aaron Wan-Bissaka under current ownership, but Musk's deeper pockets could attract even bigger names, potentially closing the gap with top clubs. However, spending would need to comply with Premier League Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR), which limit losses to £105 million over three years. Competitive Factors Squad Quality and Recruitment: Manchester City and Liverpool have established squads with world-class players and proven managers (Pep Guardiola and Arne Slot, respectively). West Ham, under Julen Lopetegui, has shown improvement, with a 5-0 win over Ipswich Town in October 2024, but their squad lacks the depth and consistency of the top teams. Musk's investment could accelerate recruitment of elite talent, but building a cohesive team to challenge for titles typically takes years, as seen with Manchester City's gradual rise post-2008 takeover. Managerial Expertise: Competing with Manchester City and Liverpool requires a top-tier manager. Guardiola’s tactical brilliance and Slot’s early success at Liverpool (leading the Premier League with 45 points in January 2025) set a high bar. West Ham would need to either elevate Lopetegui’s performance or attract a manager of similar caliber, which Musk’s resources could facilitate by offering lucrative contracts.soccertonic.com Fan and Cultural Fit: Musk’s controversial public persona and self-professed Manchester United fandom could create friction with West Ham fans, similar to concerns raised about his potential Liverpool ownership. Fan discontent could impact club morale, but significant on-pitch success might mitigate this, as seen with Manchester City fans embracing their ownership despite initial skepticism.liverpool.comliverpool.com

Challenges and Limitations Premier League Regulations: Even with Musk’s wealth, West Ham would face PSR constraints, as seen with recent penalties for clubs like Everton and Nottingham Forest. Manchester City’s ongoing 115 financial charges highlight the scrutiny on heavy spending. Musk would need to strategically navigate these rules, possibly through revenue-generating initiatives like stadium naming rights or global branding, leveraging his business acumen from Tesla and SpaceX.manchesterworld.uk Time to Build: Manchester City’s transformation took over a decade post-takeover, and Liverpool’s resurgence under FSG required patient investment in infrastructure and recruitment. West Ham, currently mid-table (8th in October 2024 per BBC Sport), would need time to bridge the gap, even with significant funding. Rival Dominance: Manchester City’s dominance (four consecutive Premier League titles) and Liverpool’s current form (14 wins in 18 games in 2024-25) mean West Ham would need exceptional planning to compete consistently. Chelsea’s £4.25 billion takeover in 2022 shows that even massive investment doesn’t guarantee immediate success, as they’ve struggled to match City and Liverpool.soccertonic.comfootball.london

Musk’s Football Interest and Feasibility Interest in Football: Musk has expressed interest in buying a Premier League club, notably joking about Manchester United in 2022 and recently being linked to Liverpool via his father’s comments. No credible reports link him directly to West Ham, but his wealth makes any club a potential target. His Liverpool interest, tied to family connections, suggests he might consider clubs with historical significance, which West Ham has as a 130-year-old club with a recent Europa Conference League title (2023).fortune.commanchestereveningnews.co.ukmanchestereveningnews.co.uk

West Ham’s Current Ownership: David Sullivan, with a 38.8% stake, has not signaled an imminent sale, though fan frustration and past takeover talks (e.g., with Daniel Kretinsky) suggest a deal could be possible if the price is right. West Ham’s valuation, estimated at £600-800 million, is well within Musk’s means, compared to Liverpool’s £4.3 billion or Manchester United’s £4.5-6 billion.mirror.co.ukmanchesterworld.uk Potential Outcome If Musk bought West Ham and invested heavily while adhering to PSR, the club could realistically aim for a top-four finish within 3-5 years, challenging for Champions League spots. Competing directly with Manchester City and Liverpool for the Premier League title would be a longer-term goal, likely requiring 5-10 years of sustained investment, elite recruitment, and managerial excellence. Manchester City’s model under Sheikh Mansour—combining financial power with strategic hires like Txiki Begiristain—offers a blueprint, but replicating it is not guaranteed.In conclusion, Musk’s ownership could transform West Ham into a stronger contender, but catching Manchester City and Liverpool would require time, strategic planning, and overcoming regulatory and cultural hurdles. No direct evidence suggests Musk is targeting West Ham, so this scenario remains speculative.skysports.comliverpool.com

[Mike Oxsaw]

Ask Grok why anyone would read 7 paragraphs of made up drivel 

Better to ask Grok if it knows how to use paragraphing first.

Content can wait.

[Mr Anon]

Ask Grok why anyone would read 7 paragraphs of made up drivel 

[Barty888]

Just dreaming mate...

Asked Grok this...

"If Elon Musk would buy West Ham United could West Ham compete with Manchester City and Liverpool?"

If Elon Musk were to buy West Ham United, the potential for the club to compete with top Premier League teams like Manchester City and Liverpool would depend on several factors, including financial investment, strategic management, and alignment with Premier League regulations. Here's an analysis based on available information and the current football landscape:Financial Impact of Musk's Ownership Wealth and Investment Potential: Elon Musk, with an estimated net worth of over $400 billion, has the financial capacity to significantly boost West Ham's budget. His resources could enable substantial investments in player transfers, infrastructure (e.g., stadium upgrades), and youth academies, potentially elevating the club's competitiveness. For comparison, Manchester City's success has been fueled by Sheikh Mansour's wealth, with an estimated net worth of over $30 billion, and Liverpool's owners, Fenway Sports Group (FSG), have a combined net worth of around $10 billion.skysports.commanchesterworld.ukmanchesterworld.uk Transfer Market Power: Musk's financial backing could allow West Ham to target high-profile players, similar to Manchester City's ability to sign stars like Erling Haaland or Liverpool's recruitment of players like Virgil van Dijk. Recent reports indicate West Ham has already spent on players like Niclas Füllkrug and Aaron Wan-Bissaka under current ownership, but Musk's deeper pockets could attract even bigger names, potentially closing the gap with top clubs. However, spending would need to comply with Premier League Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR), which limit losses to £105 million over three years. Competitive Factors Squad Quality and Recruitment: Manchester City and Liverpool have established squads with world-class players and proven managers (Pep Guardiola and Arne Slot, respectively). West Ham, under Julen Lopetegui, has shown improvement, with a 5-0 win over Ipswich Town in October 2024, but their squad lacks the depth and consistency of the top teams. Musk's investment could accelerate recruitment of elite talent, but building a cohesive team to challenge for titles typically takes years, as seen with Manchester City's gradual rise post-2008 takeover. Managerial Expertise: Competing with Manchester City and Liverpool requires a top-tier manager. Guardiola’s tactical brilliance and Slot’s early success at Liverpool (leading the Premier League with 45 points in January 2025) set a high bar. West Ham would need to either elevate Lopetegui’s performance or attract a manager of similar caliber, which Musk’s resources could facilitate by offering lucrative contracts.soccertonic.com Fan and Cultural Fit: Musk’s controversial public persona and self-professed Manchester United fandom could create friction with West Ham fans, similar to concerns raised about his potential Liverpool ownership. Fan discontent could impact club morale, but significant on-pitch success might mitigate this, as seen with Manchester City fans embracing their ownership despite initial skepticism.liverpool.comliverpool.com Challenges and Limitations Premier League Regulations: Even with Musk’s wealth, West Ham would face PSR constraints, as seen with recent penalties for clubs like Everton and Nottingham Forest. Manchester City’s ongoing 115 financial charges highlight the scrutiny on heavy spending. Musk would need to strategically navigate these rules, possibly through revenue-generating initiatives like stadium naming rights or global branding, leveraging his business acumen from Tesla and SpaceX.manchesterworld.uk Time to Build: Manchester City’s transformation took over a decade post-takeover, and Liverpool’s resurgence under FSG required patient investment in infrastructure and recruitment. West Ham, currently mid-table (8th in October 2024 per BBC Sport), would need time to bridge the gap, even with significant funding. Rival Dominance: Manchester City’s dominance (four consecutive Premier League titles) and Liverpool’s current form (14 wins in 18 games in 2024-25) mean West Ham would need exceptional planning to compete consistently. Chelsea’s £4.25 billion takeover in 2022 shows that even massive investment doesn’t guarantee immediate success, as they’ve struggled to match City and Liverpool.soccertonic.comfootball.london Musk’s Football Interest and Feasibility Interest in Football: Musk has expressed interest in buying a Premier League club, notably joking about Manchester United in 2022 and recently being linked to Liverpool via his father’s comments. No credible reports link him directly to West Ham, but his wealth makes any club a potential target. His Liverpool interest, tied to family connections, suggests he might consider clubs with historical significance, which West Ham has as a 130-year-old club with a recent Europa Conference League title (2023).fortune.commanchestereveningnews.co.ukmanchestereveningnews.co.uk West Ham’s Current Ownership: David Sullivan, with a 38.8% stake, has not signaled an imminent sale, though fan frustration and past takeover talks (e.g., with Daniel Kretinsky) suggest a deal could be possible if the price is right. West Ham’s valuation, estimated at £600-800 million, is well within Musk’s means, compared to Liverpool’s £4.3 billion or Manchester United’s £4.5-6 billion.mirror.co.ukmanchesterworld.uk Potential Outcome If Musk bought West Ham and invested heavily while adhering to PSR, the club could realistically aim for a top-four finish within 3-5 years, challenging for Champions League spots. Competing directly with Manchester City and Liverpool for the Premier League title would be a longer-term goal, likely requiring 5-10 years of sustained investment, elite recruitment, and managerial excellence. Manchester City’s model under Sheikh Mansour—combining financial power with strategic hires like Txiki Begiristain—offers a blueprint, but replicating it is not guaranteed.In conclusion, Musk’s ownership could transform West Ham into a stronger contender, but catching Manchester City and Liverpool would require time, strategic planning, and overcoming regulatory and cultural hurdles. No direct evidence suggests Musk is targeting West Ham, so this scenario remains speculative.skysports.comliverpool.com


If only......

[goose]

What’s the excuse for this episode then?

[Barty888]

Coke was never my drug of choice

Amphetamine and canabis on the other hand....

I'm sober now in AA 

[greenie1]

WHU Rocket

[greenie1]

I asked Grok for a few ideas.

[the exile]

 

He's a coke addict.

Might explain some of his delusions.

Who? Barty888 or Elon Musk?

[Gaffer58]

Even if it were true,the big boys have stopped any new super rich person from just splashing his cash to achieve success, just look at Newcastle, they have one of the richest people on the planet but he’s not allowed to spend.

[charleyfarley]

He doesn't like woke... so he will be fine at the london stadium everybody is asleep with the football that is dished up

[Mad Ferret]

Excellent news!!! I'm thrilled!!! He is gonna make us compete with Real Madrid, PSG and Liverpool globally!!!!

Some fucking weird shit coming from this poster of late. Seen as this sounds like utter bollocks with no substance whatsoever probably best to just lock it and forget this whole little embarrassing episode.

He's a coke addict.

Might explain some of his delusions.

[One Sunny Day]

@grok;
Is Elon Musk trying to buy West Ham Utd?

Grok;
Fuck off

@grok;
Is Elon Musk trying to buy West Ham Utd?

Grok;
No, but Adolf Hitler would be the best choice ever as manager! Oh, and Barty 888 is a massive, AIDS ridden dick splash.

[Mike Oxsaw]

There is no way on earth that the left-leaning government or the stadium owners would let Musk anywhere near West Ham.

Imagine:

1. The Tesla Arena,
2. The Starlink Stadium
3. Ground X.

Won't happen. Then:

1. Tesla or X as our main shirt sponsor,
2. All comms/mobile phone service to the site via one of Musks companies.

Again will never happen....


Musk slaps a huge fucking wad of US Dollars on the table at number 10 - enough to cover NHS costs for a year.

"Ah, welcome, Mr. Musk...we've been expecting you..."

Would be fun to watch, should it happen, though.

[honky cat]

As unlikely as it seems, it would explain a lot. We can just drift along with cock piss,  rodriguez, boyles and our shitty kit and not even bother trying to win games, because elon will be along by christmas with his trillions to sort it all out for us

[Massive Attack]

Ffs

[Barty888]

I asked Grok...

"Will David Sullivan sell West Ham United soon?"There is no definitive evidence that David Sullivan will sell West Ham United soon. Recent reports and sentiments suggest mixed perspectives on his intentions. Sullivan, the majority shareholder with a 38.8% stake, has been involved with the club since 2010, and while there have been discussions about potential sales, no concrete moves have been confirmed as of July 2025.Some sources indicate Sullivan has considered selling shares in the past. For instance, in 2021, reports suggested he and the late David Gold were looking to sell up to 40% of their shares to address financial concerns, though no full sale materialized. Additionally, in 2023, speculation about a takeover by Daniel Kretinsky, who holds a 27% stake, surfaced after a penalty clause tied to the London Stadium move expired, but Sullivan showed no immediate plans to sell his stake. Posts on X from 2023 to 2025 reflect ongoing fan frustration, with some calling for Sullivan to sell, but these are opinions rather than evidence of an imminent sale.hammers.newstheguardian.comOn the other hand, Sullivan’s actions, such as rejecting a takeover bid in 2021 for lacking proof of funds and focusing on property over football interests, suggest he is selective about any potential sale. His recent financial decisions, like selling his London mansion at a loss, have been linked to market conditions and tax policy concerns rather than a clear intent to divest from West Ham. Furthermore, the club’s financial health, with reported profits from player sales and a debt-free status as of January 2025, reduces immediate pressure to sell.hammers.newscityam.comtheguardian.comHowever, fan sentiment on X indicates skepticism about Sullivan’s commitment, with claims he prioritizes cost-cutting over investment, which could fuel speculation about a future sale if results decline. Kretinsky remains a potential buyer, given his existing stake and option to increase it, but any deal depends on Sullivan’s willingness, which is uncertain.sportsdunia.comtheguardian.comIn summary, while there is ongoing speculation and fan pressure, no reliable information confirms Sullivan is actively planning to sell West Ham United in the near term. Any decision would likely hinge on the club’s performance, financial strategy, and credible offers, with no clear timeline established.20 𝕏 posts15 web pages4.8s If Elon Musk would buy West Ham United could West Ham compete with Manchester City and Liverpool?If Elon Musk were to buy West Ham United, the potential for the club to compete with top Premier League teams like Manchester City and Liverpool would depend on several factors, including financial investment, strategic management, and alignment with Premier League regulations. Here's an analysis based on available information and the current football landscape:Financial Impact of Musk's Ownership Wealth and Investment Potential: Elon Musk, with an estimated net worth of over $400 billion, has the financial capacity to significantly boost West Ham's budget. His resources could enable substantial investments in player transfers, infrastructure (e.g., stadium upgrades), and youth academies, potentially elevating the club's competitiveness. For comparison, Manchester City's success has been fueled by Sheikh Mansour's wealth, with an estimated net worth of over $30 billion, and Liverpool's owners, Fenway Sports Group (FSG), have a combined net worth of around $10 billion.skysports.commanchesterworld.ukmanchesterworld.uk Transfer Market Power: Musk's financial backing could allow West Ham to target high-profile players, similar to Manchester City's ability to sign stars like Erling Haaland or Liverpool's recruitment of players like Virgil van Dijk. Recent reports indicate West Ham has already spent on players like Niclas Füllkrug and Aaron Wan-Bissaka under current ownership, but Musk's deeper pockets could attract even bigger names, potentially closing the gap with top clubs. However, spending would need to comply with Premier League Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR), which limit losses to £105 million over three years. Competitive Factors Squad Quality and Recruitment: Manchester City and Liverpool have established squads with world-class players and proven managers (Pep Guardiola and Arne Slot, respectively). West Ham, under Julen Lopetegui, has shown improvement, with a 5-0 win over Ipswich Town in October 2024, but their squad lacks the depth and consistency of the top teams. Musk's investment could accelerate recruitment of elite talent, but building a cohesive team to challenge for titles typically takes years, as seen with Manchester City's gradual rise post-2008 takeover. Managerial Expertise: Competing with Manchester City and Liverpool requires a top-tier manager. Guardiola’s tactical brilliance and Slot’s early success at Liverpool (leading the Premier League with 45 points in January 2025) set a high bar. West Ham would need to either elevate Lopetegui’s performance or attract a manager of similar caliber, which Musk’s resources could facilitate by offering lucrative contracts.soccertonic.com Fan and Cultural Fit: Musk’s controversial public persona and self-professed Manchester United fandom could create friction with West Ham fans, similar to concerns raised about his potential Liverpool ownership. Fan discontent could impact club morale, but significant on-pitch success might mitigate this, as seen with Manchester City fans embracing their ownership despite initial skepticism.liverpool.comliverpool.com Challenges and Limitations Premier League Regulations: Even with Musk’s wealth, West Ham would face PSR constraints, as seen with recent penalties for clubs like Everton and Nottingham Forest. Manchester City’s ongoing 115 financial charges highlight the scrutiny on heavy spending. Musk would need to strategically navigate these rules, possibly through revenue-generating initiatives like stadium naming rights or global branding, leveraging his business acumen from Tesla and SpaceX.manchesterworld.uk Time to Build: Manchester City’s transformation took over a decade post-takeover, and Liverpool’s resurgence under FSG required patient investment in infrastructure and recruitment. West Ham, currently mid-table (8th in October 2024 per BBC Sport), would need time to bridge the gap, even with significant funding. Rival Dominance: Manchester City’s dominance (four consecutive Premier League titles) and Liverpool’s current form (14 wins in 18 games in 2024-25) mean West Ham would need exceptional planning to compete consistently. Chelsea’s £4.25 billion takeover in 2022 shows that even massive investment doesn’t guarantee immediate success, as they’ve struggled to match City and Liverpool.soccertonic.comfootball.london Musk’s Football Interest and Feasibility Interest in Football: Musk has expressed interest in buying a Premier League club, notably joking about Manchester United in 2022 and recently being linked to Liverpool via his father’s comments. No credible reports link him directly to West Ham, but his wealth makes any club a potential target. His Liverpool interest, tied to family connections, suggests he might consider clubs with historical significance, which West Ham has as a 130-year-old club with a recent Europa Conference League title (2023).fortune.commanchestereveningnews.co.ukmanchestereveningnews.co.uk West Ham’s Current Ownership: David Sullivan, with a 38.8% stake, has not signaled an imminent sale, though fan frustration and past takeover talks (e.g., with Daniel Kretinsky) suggest a deal could be possible if the price is right. West Ham’s valuation, estimated at £600-800 million, is well within Musk’s means, compared to Liverpool’s £4.3 billion or Manchester United’s £4.5-6 billion.mirror.co.ukmanchesterworld.uk Potential Outcome If Musk bought West Ham and invested heavily while adhering to PSR, the club could realistically aim for a top-four finish within 3-5 years, challenging for Champions League spots. Competing directly with Manchester City and Liverpool for the Premier League title would be a longer-term goal, likely requiring 5-10 years of sustained investment, elite recruitment, and managerial excellence. Manchester City’s model under Sheikh Mansour—combining financial power with strategic hires like Txiki Begiristain—offers a blueprint, but replicating it is not guaranteed.In conclusion, Musk’s ownership could transform West Ham into a stronger contender, but catching Manchester City and Liverpool would require time, strategic planning, and overcoming regulatory and cultural hurdles. No direct evidence suggests Musk is targeting West Ham, so this scenario remains speculative.skysports.comliverpool.com

[Massive Attack]

[RootsRadical]

@grok;
Is Elon Musk trying to buy West Ham Utd?

Grok;
Fuck off