Luke Littler

[Come On You Irons]

Destroyed Like Humphreys 6-1 in sets in the final of the World Grand Prix last night.

He is a generational talent who can dominate the game of darts for years to come if he wants to. He needs to go on a diet and shift a few stone though!

[Massive Attack]

I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"

​​​​​​​It's not Luke Littler for me!

[violator]

I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"

Fucking hell, there's evidence and then there's damning evidence

[fraser]

I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"

Fair play ro COYI who has called it again... 

[El Scorchio]

I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

​​​​​​​Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"

[only1billybonds]

Seen him out and about in Warrington when we go up to visit the Mrs's daughter and grandchildren. Always seems to have time for people/fans.

[Eerie Decent]

Luke Littler can dominate Darts? Not one of you braver predictions, COYI son.

I reckon this one is a safer bet than Graham Potter being an excellent appointment for West Ham.