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Come On You Irons
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Luke Littler

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Destroyed Like Humphreys 6-1 in sets in the final of the World Grand Prix last night.

He is a generational talent who can dominate the game of darts for years to come if he wants to. He needs to go on a diet and shift a few stone though!
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Littler is on an African passport.
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Iron Duke" wrote: 14 Oct 2025, 11:15 Beau is French for beautiful. Greaves is either shin armour or rendered fat like crackling.

So her name translates as beautiful shin armour or beautiful crackling.

And a fucking good dart player! 🎯
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Takashi Miike" wrote: 14 Oct 2025, 10:21 you seen her? built like a brick shithouse is being kind
ManBearPig is real!!!
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Beau is French for beautiful. Greaves is either shin armour or rendered fat like crackling.

So her name translates as beautiful shin armour or beautiful crackling.
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Come On You Irons" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 10:17
He is a generational talent who can dominate the game of darts for years to come if he wants to. 
Then goes and loses to a questionable young bird. He clearly don't want to. 😂
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you seen her? built like a brick shithouse is being kind
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Losing to a splitarse. 

The SHAME of it. 
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Russ of the BML" wrote: 14 Oct 2025, 08:09
Iron Duke" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44 Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
I thought it was a bit unfair he was going into that tournament. I mean, imagine being favourite and then you are drawn against Littler? Anyhow, its turned out to be an amazing moment for Groves. 
*she*
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Iron Duke" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44 Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
I thought it was a bit unfair he was going into that tournament. I mean, imagine being favourite and then you are drawn against Littler? Anyhow, its turned out to be an amazing moment for Groves. 
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Alfs wrote: 14 Oct 2025, 00:16
Iron Duke" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44 Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
They'd make a handsome couple, wouldn't you say?
Pair of stunners
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Iron Duke" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44 Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
She...Bwahahaha. It's fucking head is so big it belongs on Easter Island.
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Eastside surge" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 15:23 Can’t believe his nickname isn’t Adolf !

Well his nickname is The Nuke, so not a million miles away.. 💣💥😱
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Iron Duke" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44 Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
They'd make a handsome couple, wouldn't you say?
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Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.

Back down to Earth.
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Massive Attack" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 13:46 Darts pulls in big crowds and TV audiences. Good luck to them and Littler's a superstar at it already.
Second most watched sport on Sky after football, I think. 
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Can’t believe his nickname isn’t Adolf !
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When does a "game" officially become a "sport"?

Who decides?
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It's not stalking for calling you out as a helmet.

HTFHYFC
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Come On You Irons" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 13:09
violator wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 11:04
El Scorchio" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 10:55 I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"
Fucking hell, there's evidence and then there's damning evidence 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Monday, stalkers.
I feel like the concept of a chat forum escapes you.. 
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Darts pulls in big crowds and TV audiences. Good luck to them and Littler's a superstar at it already.
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He can dominate a sport that's not even a fucking sport that barely anyone gives a fuck about. Good for him. 
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honky cat" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 13:29 The darts season runs from 11 Dec to 3 Jan. 

I don't know why they even bother for the rest of the year. 

For Dart fans and competitors who love it.
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The darts season runs from 11 Dec to 3 Jan. 

I don't know why they even bother for the rest of the year. 
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violator wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 11:04
El Scorchio" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 10:55 I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"
Fucking hell, there's evidence and then there's damning evidence 🤣🤣🤣
Happy Monday, stalkers.

What exactly did I call wrong? I said he was a good player at a pub game and a fat northern cսnt. What was wrong in any of that?
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El Scorchio" wrote: 13 Oct 2025, 10:55 I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.

Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."

Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."

Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"

​​​​​​​It's not Luke Littler for me!
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