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wow!
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Keep dreaming" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 18:13 Press username, look for:
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Cheers fella.
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Have looked but can't find it.
Exactly where do I find the 'foe' selection?
Place is becoming more like a fucking playground every day.
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Post Mike Oxsaw »

XKhammer wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 17:34
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 15:12
XKhammer wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 14:08
No time?You still writing up your life story?
Got yourself a book deal yet?
Nah of course not and l can't think why lol 
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
A quote from a rather famous Monty Python sketch that, like most of reality, flies effortlessly over your head - a head which, for the exceedingly excessive rent I & several others pay for living there (it's free), is a worthy candidate for clearance & demolition - just like your home in a dilapidated & condemned former lock-up in Watkinster.

Good to see the grudge still fanatically driving your life.
Always look on the bright side of life is my motto 

My dilapidated condemned former lock up is still worth more than your mud hut in the poverty stricken village near the Cambodian border 
I seriously doubt that, but there and again, I'm not the one in this exchange with something to prove.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 15:12
XKhammer wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 14:08
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 06:55
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
No time?You still writing up your life story?
Got yourself a book deal yet?
Nah of course not and l can't think why lol 
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
A quote from a rather famous Monty Python sketch that, like most of reality, flies effortlessly over your head - a head which, for the exceedingly excessive rent I & several others pay for living there (it's free), is a worthy candidate for clearance & demolition - just like your home in a dilapidated & condemned former lock-up in Watkinster.

Good to see the grudge still fanatically driving your life.
Always look on the bright side of life is my motto 

My dilapidated condemned former lock up is still worth more than your mud hut in the poverty stricken village near the Cambodian border 
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XKhammer wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 14:08
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 06:55
Fortunes Hiding" wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 19:38 Can I just say?

I love WHO. 
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
No time?You still writing up your life story?
Got yourself a book deal yet?
Nah of course not and l can't think why lol 
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
A quote from a rather famous Monty Python sketch that, like most of reality, flies effortlessly over your head - a head which, for the exceedingly excessive rent I & several others pay for living there (it's free), is a worthy candidate for clearance & demolition - just like your home in a dilapidated & condemned former lock-up in Watkinster.

Good to see the grudge still fanatically driving your life.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 19 Oct 2025, 06:55
Fortunes Hiding" wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 19:38 Can I just say?

I love WHO. 
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
No time?You still writing up your life story?
Got yourself a book deal yet?
Nah of course not and l can't think why lol 
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
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Fortunes Hiding" wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 19:38 Can I just say?

I love WHO. 
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
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Can I just say?

I love WHO. 
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XKhammer wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 14:00 Cambodia????Fuck that shithole also risk of bumping into Oxbore 
Wonder if Alf Ghandi is buried there?
Yup Cambodia.

the place you went to and abused an underage girl.
you nonce.
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Take some football boots with you's as there'll bit a bit of dew setting by that time. 
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Cambodia????Fuck that shithole also risk of bumping into Oxbore 
Wonder if Alf Ghandi is buried there?
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XKhammer wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 13:47
goose wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 07:51
XKhammer wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 02:35 I've actually sussed its less than 20 miles to Broxbourne from Upminster so l don't need the train fare which l can't afford and l can cycle that but obviously not on match days plus gives the gutless Eyetie shitbag half a chance in a tear up ..but cycling back will piss easy as mainly downhill to Upminster 
So you can get to broxbourne then. Let me know when.
You won’t be hard to spot, there can’t be that many gingers on bikes. You should try dressing like an Italian, you might not look like such a tramp.

stay away from my daughters school though, we know what you’re like.
Probably best on a Sunday weather permitting after you leave mass...is St Augustine's or St Paul's you're local nonce place of worship?
Please don't get any Cosa Nostra hitmen to take out an innocent ginger fella on bike passing as sorry to keep repeating myself and to disappoint you but l ain't a carrot top
Weather permitting? You scared of a bit of rain as well?

any Sunday is good, maybe after you upcoming trip to Cambodia.
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goose wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 07:51
XKhammer wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 02:35 I've actually sussed its less than 20 miles to Broxbourne from Upminster so l don't need the train fare which l can't afford and l can cycle that but obviously not on match days plus gives the gutless Eyetie shitbag half a chance in a tear up ..but cycling back will piss easy as mainly downhill to Upminster 
So you can get to broxbourne then. Let me know when.
You won’t be hard to spot, there can’t be that many gingers on bikes. You should try dressing like an Italian, you might not look like such a tramp.

stay away from my daughters school though, we know what you’re like.
Probably best on a Sunday weather permitting after you leave mass...is St Augustine's or St Paul's you're local nonce place of worship?
Please don't get any Cosa Nostra hitmen to take out an innocent ginger fella on bike passing as sorry to keep repeating myself and to disappoint you but l ain't a carrot top
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Gank wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 11:44 Goose, are you saying you will meet him but ONLY in Broxbourne?

Whereabouts are you proposing? It can't be at your local or in your garden, a lot of us want to watch so it really should be between the two of you and Stratford is perfect. 

I don't know either of you so I'm asking both of you if you are able to meet on the day of the Newcastle match which is Sunday 2nd November, at midday.

We need a place where we can see 3 or 4 minutes of a straightener without the risk of anyone getting nicked and without anyone's mates jumping in. My proposal is the green by the corner shop between The Carpenters and Stratford Station.

Goose, is midday on 2nd November a convenient day and time for you?

Joyo, were you planning on attending the Newcastle match and can you make this arrangement?

No more demanding home turf from either of you, let's get this sorted.
Yes I'm at Newcastle game as only one I'm doing in November but l reckon Greenway better place as would get nicked where you're suggesting and that would stop me travelling on Monday 
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I'm starting to fear that Goose is swerving the meet and trying to save face by making unreasonable demands.

I hope I'm wrong.

Come on Goose, let's get this on.
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Do it at York Hall, Don Gank can arrange it.

 
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Goose, are you saying you will meet him but ONLY in Broxbourne?

Whereabouts are you proposing? It can't be at your local or in your garden, a lot of us want to watch so it really should be between the two of you and Stratford is perfect. 

I don't know either of you so I'm asking both of you if you are able to meet on the day of the Newcastle match which is Sunday 2nd November, at midday.

We need a place where we can see 3 or 4 minutes of a straightener without the risk of anyone getting nicked and without anyone's mates jumping in. My proposal is the green by the corner shop between The Carpenters and Stratford Station.

Goose, is midday on 2nd November a convenient day and time for you?

Joyo, were you planning on attending the Newcastle match and can you make this arrangement?

No more demanding home turf from either of you, let's get this sorted.
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XKhammer wrote: 18 Oct 2025, 02:35 I've actually sussed its less than 20 miles to Broxbourne from Upminster so l don't need the train fare which l can't afford and l can cycle that but obviously not on match days plus gives the gutless Eyetie shitbag half a chance in a tear up ..but cycling back will piss easy as mainly downhill to Upminster 
So you can get to broxbourne then. Let me know when.
You won’t be hard to spot, there can’t be that many gingers on bikes. You should try dressing like an Italian, you might not look like such a tramp.

stay away from my daughters school though, we know what you’re like.
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Gank wrote: 17 Oct 2025, 20:29 i suppose after the match is too late.
I'd imagine joyo has a curfew in place for noncery.
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Let's not drag this out. Goose, are you bottling this meet or is this particular time, date and place just too inconvenient for you and we can rearrange it?
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goose wrote: 17 Oct 2025, 20:22 Let’s be clear here, joyo came on here offering a meet……. “Anywhere near London”.

i offer Hertfordshire and his train is getting paid. He then decides that he can’t afford to get there and wants to meet in a crowd of thousands at a game he knows I can’t attend.
True l can't afford train fare but l reckon l could dress up as a muzzie or Eyetie and easily fare dodger on the tube to Cheshunt which is only mile or so down the road and that saves you paying my fare and then giving me a good pasta beating 
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I've actually sussed its less than 20 miles to Broxbourne from Upminster so l don't need the train fare which l can't afford and l can cycle that but obviously not on match days plus gives the gutless Eyetie shitbag half a chance in a tear up ..but cycling back will piss easy as mainly downhill to Upminster 
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Post Gank »

It looked like you could make it as you're available closer to home, apologies if I have misunderstood you.

i suppose after the match is too late. What about the Newcastle match? It doesn't have to be at The Bull, we can sort out a neutral venue.
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