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Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.
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Massive yeah I get that mate and wasn't aiming that at you, just the tone of the thread, likewise I'm bored of the theatrics, he obviously feels frustrated and believes he should be playing on a bigger stage than a relegation dog fight.

Any offer around what we paid for him I'd take, as I can't see us getting much for JWP, Fulkrug or Rodriguez

 
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North Bank" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 16:04  can't really understand the vitriol aimed at him over his performance on Sunday, 

That wasn't so much the issue, it was his actions near the end and after the game playing the victim trying to excuse his pathetic behaviour.

I had dug the Scousers out for cheating throughout the game and that the Ref was taking the piss buying their antics. 
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I've mixed feelings about Paqueta, on his day he's the difference, but those days aren't consistent enough, we need him playing to the levek he's capable of in 80 % of our games and not 20^, so I'd look to move him on as he obviously doesn't want to be here, hence his conversations with Flamengo in the summer.

I will always be grateful for his sublime weighted pass to Bowen in Prague and can't really understand the vitriol aimed at him over his performance on Sunday, rather than the cheating Liverpool players and biased ref, over the amount of times he let their players escape punishment for fouls and playacting.
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We lost get over it
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I'd prefer him to stay,the refs are so amateurish he's Quality on his day.
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Well he ain't the first footballer here. To act like a prat. So he can get out the door. Who will be next. The smart money will be on Todibo.?
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Shame of it is he allowed himself to be sent off by a biased referee who baited him up with a ridiculous yellow. The FA has been left red faced and refs won’t hesitate to card him within the letter of the law. Stupid and embarassing for him and please get rid, he’s been a waste of space this season when we really desperately need an effective playmaker to create chances 
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Replace with a athletic centre mid on loan if necessary and bring Earthy, Fearon and Kante into the squad to replace Irvine and Guido on the bench .  Use any fee we get on a striker and/or CB.  
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I didn't even the cսnt had been sent off because it made no fucking difference, we were shit before the sending off and shit after.
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Sweep wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 21:13 Take the fucking money and run.

I've seen virtually nothing from either Rice or Kudus that was any different to what we watched, except Rice's corners.  Don't think we'd see this bloke turn into the world's greatest either.

A career that's gone AC Milan > Lyon > West Ham doesn't scream world beater.
Brazil international = Elite footballer
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He is a massive liability most of the time. Will not shed a tear when he goes hopefully in Jan
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Follow Follow Follow our Brazilian Massive-cunto
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El Scorchio" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 12:20
Ron Eff" wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 19:56 I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?
 
I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.
I also agree that he's targeted man. The refs are FA pawns and of course our lad should have been found guilty. However him knowing that or he should be aware of that should make him extra disciplined. 
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Do you know how reckless this cսnt actually was, when he got sent off the score was still just 0-1 with time to at least get an equaliser. Yet the wanker was determined to selfishly make it all about him in the end (and still did long after the game ranting like a bitch on Twatter!). The same player remember who had only just returned from a 5 yellow card suspension before being spoilt starting the very next game. Keep him out the side now and sell in the Jan window. 
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Ron Eff" wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 19:56 I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?
 
 
I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.
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Either his Boyle Sport account needs urgently checking or he needs sectioning. It's one of the two.📱 👀 
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It felt like it was purposeful from him. I've never seen a player go after a ref so much for so little and basically beg to get sent off. Fair play even to Alisson for trying to drag him away but the fool just kept coming back for more. You cant say the ref wanted to send him off. He gave him so much rope.

I don't know if that was just everything from the last couple of years snapping and essentially a breakdown on the pitch so I don't want to go all in if there's some big mental health issue here but on the face of it, it was mindless and stupid and completely harmful to the whole team.

I very much doubt it cost us any points as we were shit before he got sent off anyway but that was just senseless and extraordinary. Never ever seen anything like it.
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Slightly ironic if he was complaining to the referee about the Liverpool players going over too easy ( which they were) as he loves a roll around on the floor after a bit of contact. Side tracking slightly saw the sending off at Chelsea yesterday and had to laugh at BOTH players squirming around on the floor! Mr bonds would have looked on in disbelief I’m sure 
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Is this deliberate ploy to get himself a January move ?

As his agent got a willing buyer ?

It is unlikely that the club would of agreed to a move for one of our supposedly better players baring in mind our current position before yesterday's histrionics but now they may decide to offload him.

Either way his antics were a disgrace and he clearly has no respect for the club or yesterday's sad circumstances.

Was he pinned up against the wall and read the riot act after?

No chance as we have no characters or leaders to do that kind of thing anymore.

A shit show of a club 



 
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Never trust someone with tattoos on their neck. 
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If a decent offer comes in Jan we should move him on with Rodriguez and JWP.

Would need an experienced CM coming in to help out Potts, Fernandes and Magassa mind.
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Never had much time for this player. He was always capable of this sort of nonsense. I usually don't even enjoy watching us play as much when he's in the team as he keeps breaking up play with his diving. Even if he wins us useful free kicks I am there to enjoy the football and it's tiresome watching this stop-start of him going over every two minutes. 

Sooner he is gone the better.
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I called this prick out from the start for what he is. An overrated showboating, diving, cheating, samba dancing liability.

He is the worst type of Brazilian player and we should bin him off in January. Supporters who sing that cringe song to him should hang their heads in shame.
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Agreed 100%. On a day when we are mourning one of our greatest players of all time. This petulant chump wants it to be all about  him. F&%K OFF!
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His performative praying is getting on my tits a bit too. If you're religious fair enough, but you can literally say it in your head. No need for the "look at me" song and dance before every kickoff. Goes for every other footballer doing this regardless of religion.
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