Crapaqueta

[THUNDERCLINT]

Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.

[Massive Attack]

Absolutely yes. They were there for the taking. We did really well with the fortitude and grit but lacked the flair.

And yet having started him against a seriously out of form Liverpool side at Home having just returned from suspension already in the very same match, he got himself moronically sent off and we then went on to concede another without contributing anything losing 0-2. Then in his absence the Team with rock bottom confidence immediately managed to earn a well earned 1-1 draw at Old Trafford of all places. We didn't miss him at all, a player who couldn't assist a suicidal Ian Watkins from dying. 58 consecutive matches now. 

By that metric we wouldn't have missed any of them that played against Liverpool because we were shit and lost 2-0 

The post said we absolutely missed him and gave clear evidence of not only that game but also his previous 58 games in a row where he doesn't contribute to a single assist, yet he is supposed to be our main creative attacking midfielder. And the fact we instantly got a very positive result and performance without him.

[fraser]

So did we miss him last night?

Absolutely yes. They were there for the taking. We did really well with the fortitude and grit but lacked the flair.

And yet having started him against a seriously out of form Liverpool side at Home having just returned from suspension already in the very same match, he got himself moronically sent off and we then went on to concede another without contributing anything losing 0-2. Then in his absence the Team with rock bottom confidence immediately managed to earn a well earned 1-1 draw at Old Trafford of all places. We didn't miss him at all, a player who couldn't assist a suicidal Ian Watkins from dying. 58 consecutive matches now. 

By that metric we wouldn't have missed any of them that played against Liverpool because we were shit and lost 2-0 

[Massive Attack]

So did we miss him last night?

Absolutely yes. They were there for the taking. We did really well with the fortitude and grit but lacked the flair.

And yet having started him against a seriously out of form Liverpool side at Home having just returned from suspension already in the very same match, he got himself moronically sent off and we then went on to concede another without contributing anything losing 0-2. Then in his absence the Team with rock bottom confidence immediately managed to earn a well earned 1-1 draw at Old Trafford of all places. We didn't miss him at all, a player who couldn't assist a suicidal Ian Watkins from dying. 58 consecutive matches now. 

[fraser]

We missed a Winger and a Striker long before Paqueta.
I don't want him back in the team at all.
He is far to nonchalant.
Good riddance!

He's starting Sunday 

[Keep dreaming]

We missed a Winger and a Striker long before Paqueta.
I don't want him back in the team at all.
He is far to nonchalant.
Good riddance!

[fraser]

So did we miss him last night?

Not at all. In fact I'd say the players looked happier for him not being there.

Nonuts bottled a great opportunity to give Marshall a start at LWF with a central midfield 3 of Potts, Maggie and Fernandes, of course the gutless coward shat it.

I can't believe he didn't pick Josh Brownhill 

[THUNDERCLINT]

So did we miss him last night?

Not at all. In fact I'd say the players looked happier for him not being there.

Nonuts bottled a great opportunity to give Marshall a start at LWF with a central midfield 3 of Potts, Maggie and Fernandes, of course the gutless coward shat it.

[El Scorchio]

So did we miss him last night?

Absolutely yes. They were there for the taking. We did really well with the fortitude and grit but lacked the flair.

Completely agree. I'd prefer Soucek as an impact sub rather than a starter as well. 

[Gank]

So did we miss him last night?

Absolutely yes. They were there for the taking. We did really well with the fortitude and grit but lacked the flair.

[wils]

So did we miss him last night?

[Mike Oxsaw]

A multi millionaire and bless poor little snowflake who can't afford his own counselling...CՍNT 

 

Has he taken your own appointment with a counsellor then? Jumped the queue, like?

Maybe he's got a couple of tranny mates, too, living Upminster/Cranham. No wonder you're so vexed here.

Recommend one for him do you?
I've never needed counselling or trannies unlike you

The fact that you so quickly trigger yourself. pickled-style, on the very sight of an anonymous user name suggests that counselling is exactly what you do need. Probably along with a soapy massage from a tranny on the side, too.

[Massive Attack]

Didn't he sarcastically clap our crowd whilst nodding his head as he walked off the pitch at the end as his tiny brain rattled about in his numbskull? He needs sectioning.

The state of it..

[fraser]

Fraser
Go fuck yourself. If you went to your best mates funeral and some pratt started yelling and shouting about himself and all the problems he has you'll be calling him out and probably punch him.
he choose

Oh silly me I didn't realise we were at a funeral I thought it was a football match, you know players on a pitch getting frustrated with refs and opposition players etc.... I'd say trying to win a game too, but there wasn't much of that going on... 

[BoleynGone]

Fraser
Go fuck yourself. If you went to your best mates funeral and some pratt started yelling and shouting about himself and all the problems he has you'll be calling him out and probably punch him.
he choose

[Mike Oxsaw]

A multi millionaire and bless poor little snowflake who can't afford his own counselling...CՍNT 

 

Has he taken your own appointment with a counsellor then? Jumped the queue, like?

Maybe he's got a couple of tranny mates, too, living Upminster/Cranham. No wonder you're so vexed here.

Recommend one for him do you?
I've never needed counselling or trannies unlike you

You clearly need both - especially the latter, given that you absolutely have to introduce them into every thread, totally disrespecting your fellow posters and their desire to stay on-topic..

[Massive Attack]

Trivial pursuit question this one, the last time our creative superstar Paqueta assisted a goal was 58 games ago in all competitions against Newcastle 30/03/24 20 months ago.

[XKhammer]

Just 3 poxy goals and 0 assists - and 1 of them a Penalty that someone else won - in 12 Premier League games from our main superstar creative player. As well as on his 2nd suspension for the season before December having picked up his 7th yellow.

Utter fucking dogshit contribution without the threat of the FA to hide behind this time, off the back of a previous horrific season - 5 goals - 2 Penalties won by someone else - and 0 assists yet again.

A multi millionaire and bless poor little snowflake who can't afford his own counselling...CՍNT 

 

Has he taken your own appointment with a counsellor then? Jumped the queue, like?

Maybe he's got a couple of tranny mates, too, living Upminster/Cranham. No wonder you're so vexed here.

Recommend one for him do you?
I've never needed counselling or trannies unlike you

[Mike Oxsaw]

Just 3 poxy goals and 0 assists - and 1 of them a Penalty that someone else won - in 12 Premier League games from our main superstar creative player. As well as on his 2nd suspension for the season before December having picked up his 7th yellow.

Utter fucking dogshit contribution without the threat of the FA to hide behind this time, off the back of a previous horrific season - 5 goals - 2 Penalties won by someone else - and 0 assists yet again.

A multi millionaire and bless poor little snowflake who can't afford his own counselling...CՍNT 

 

 

Has he taken your own appointment with a counsellor then? Jumped the queue, like?

Maybe he's got a couple of tranny mates, too, living Upminster/Cranham. No wonder you're so vexed here.

[Massive Attack]

I think we should get at least £20M for him maybe £30M with add-ons. He has 1 and a half year left on his contract plus 1 year extra option. Feels like Payet all over again potentially leaving the Club in acrimonious circumstances whilst hurting us in the coffers when we've done little wrong other than pamper these precious cunts giving them everything both in support and money. They even get player liason wankers as well FFS! Just so fucking jarring when you put these 'dickheads' up against the career of Bonzo. 

[DukeofDevo]

Who’s going to pay any serious money for him? Is he suddenly going to become a player with goals and assists in his game? Staying on his feet will be a start! Nunos has his work cut out in January!

[XKhammer]

Just 3 poxy goals and 0 assists - and 1 of them a Penalty that someone else won - in 12 Premier League games from our main superstar creative player. As well as on his 2nd suspension for the season before December having picked up his 7th yellow.

Utter fucking dogshit contribution without the threat of the FA to hide behind this time, off the back of a previous horrific season - 5 goals - 2 Penalties won by someone else - and 0 assists yet again.

A multi millionaire and bless poor little snowflake who can't afford his own counselling...CՍNT 

[Massive Attack]

Just 3 poxy goals and 0 assists - and 1 of them a Penalty that someone else won - in 12 Premier League games from our main superstar creative player. As well as on his 2nd suspension for the season before December having picked up his 7th yellow.

Utter fucking dogshit contribution without the threat of the FA to hide behind this time, off the back of a previous horrific season - 5 goals - 2 Penalties won by someone else - and 0 assists yet again.

And of ALL days that's how he repays the faith the Club put in him by standing by his highly suspicious betting scandal. 



It's done Paqueta, son. Time to move on so we can still get some money for you.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Seems like the PFA have now stepped in to offer him support. Bit late, but welcome nevertheless.

From my viewpoint, this was clearly political bollocks all along, led by one or more people with a personal political agenda. Strange that it all appeared on the brink of him moving to Manchester City.

Maybe our sponsors didn't want to lose one of "their" star players, maybe "others" were not comfortable about what he would bring to Manchester City and were determined to ensure that it never happened.

We'll never know for sure - deals/agreements probably made during a proverbial round of golf long far away from the 19th hole.

It's fucked up his life and he needs help back, whether or not he's still with us after the January window.

[fraser]

The things he's been accused of is way over the top, deliberately disrespecting Billy, wanting to make it all about himself... Some sausage calling others two-faced if they like him they don't have the right to be upset about Billy. 

He acted like a cսnt Sunday and lost his shit, he should get some stick about it... I'm sure we've all acted irrationally and cuntishly in the heat of the moment when we shouldn't have, get the fuck over it. 

[El Scorchio]

I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?

 

I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.

Fair points about the refereeing yesterday. But the reason he barely every gets a free kick is because of his diving reputation preceding him. If I was a ref I would be reluctant to give him anything either, even when it was a clear cut foul.

So you'd have to say he has a point then. Yes he's a diver but he's no worse than countless others.

After the David Coote saga, I have no doubt the refs absolutely cannot be relied upon to play it down the line and it wouldn't surprise me if there's a general feeling he's guilty but got away with it and a bit of a grudge toward him which is reflected in the way he's reffed.