The Ashes.

[only1billybonds]

Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

[Come On You Irons]

I'm coming to the view of making Duckett captain. Yes, he has had a poor series but he has a healthy test average for an opener and conducts himself well and is of the right age. An opener as captain also seems more natural for test cricket (Gooch, Atherton, Strauss and Cook all doing good jobs at in in the past).

I have gone completely off the idea of making Brook the next test captain.

[Far Cough UKunt]

The best captain we've had was Mike Brearley who was very average as a player.

[zebthecat]

England have a habit of making their best player captain and it doesn't work all the time.
Botham, Flintoff, Root and Stokes are not good captains but all great players.
I see that Ben Stokes is criticising the bowlers but it is himself that sets the fields and dictates tactics such as banging the ball in halfway up the pitch and refusing to have a third man while leaking runs there.
Harry Brook is no captain either.

[Fauxstralian]

Stokes probably has a couple of years of Test cricket left
Reckon he’d be better concentrating on his own game.
He leads by example anyway so he doesn’t need to be captain. He is hardly a tactical genius 

Problem is they booted Pope as vice captain & he could be out of the team the way he is going
Made Brook vice captain & he has probably been the biggest disappointment of the series
Brainless shots & some gormless comments. Not sure anything about him screams captain in waiting 

Rehan Ahmed would be picked on his county form
Just helps he is playing cricket (any cricket) at the moment down the road from Melbourne 
Saw a social media post saying they should have called over Johnny Bairstow. He won’t have played for 4 months & is on his 45th mince pie. Maybe could have used one of those Adelaide Oval marquees to run him up a pair of trousers 

[southbankbornnbred]

Spinners?
Rehan Ahmed just bowled Mohammad Rizwan with a beautiful quicker ball down at Geelong in the Big Bash

I think England’s test side need to move well past the idea of picking any player based on anything that happens in a t20 match. That’s been part of the problem!

He’s a talented player - but let him show it in the multi-day game.

[southbankbornnbred]

You wan’t Stokes the player, but maybe not Stokes the captain. Unless he shows some genuine contrition, admits he bought into a massive/misplaced cult, and stops acting like a spoilt child.

[southbankbornnbred]

Good fucking riddance to McCullum and Key - pair of absolute numpties selling magic beans. Let McCullum take his travelling suitcase of fraud elsewhere. Let Key go and manage Kent.

Bid decision pending on Stokes’ captaincy. He’s a superb cricketer and walks into the strongest XI. But he’s a major (perhaps biggest) contributor to the the arrogant, prickly, “couldn’t give a shit” culture of this team.

I genuinely don’t like this England side. They’re a right bunch of cunts. It takes a lot to make an Australian side with Steve Smith in it look like the more approachable group.

[Westside]

 

Australia is where English batsmen go to die

This century, of the 50 English players to go on an Ashes tour (not including this one), 26 of them never played test cricket for England again, after the tour. 

Your boy Hameed being one of them. An opener who averages 24 in 10 tests and was dropped after the last away Ashes debacle. And you think he is the answer to replace Crawley?

Absolutely laughable.

And those batsmen picked ahead of him, have performed with such distinction on this tour.

[Fauxstralian]

Spinners?
Rehan Ahmed just bowled Mohammad Rizwan with a beautiful quicker ball down at Geelong in the Big Bash

[Massive Attack]

The preparation for this series will be a big issue for Key because England only started to become accustomed to the Austrian conditions in the 3rd test

No wonder we lost our way this series.

[Fauxstralian]

Plenty of openers come in and get found out after starting ok before going away to improve and come back
Hayden & Langer for example 
Hameed has worked on his game after changing counties
Averaged 66 in captaining Notts to the championship 

To find a spinner it would help if McCullum stopped interfering in the work of groundsmen 
End the ordering of pitches that will last 8 days with 60m boundaries 

[Fauxstralian]

After being out for months Cummins saying he is unlikely to play at Melbourne with the series won. 
Back to the Brisbane team … no Cummins no Lyon no Hazlewood 
Starc Boland & either Neser or Doggett
Murphy or Kuhneman to replace Lyon
Smith & Webster for Inglis & Green 

England unchanged?

[Come On You Irons]

 

 

Australia is where English batsmen go to die

This century, of the 50 English players to go on an Ashes tour (not including this one), 26 of them never played test cricket for England again, after the tour. 

Your boy Hameed being one of them. An opener who averages 24 in 10 tests and was dropped after the last away Ashes debacle. And you think he is the answer to replace Crawley?

Absolutely laughable.

[Westham67]

The preparation for this series will be a big issue for Key because England only started to become accustomed to the Austrian conditions in the 3rd test

[Westside]

 

 

Australia is where English batsmen go to die

This century, of the 50 English players to go on an Ashes tour (not including this one), 26 of them never played test cricket for England again, after the tour. 

[only1billybonds]

* unloseable,not unlikeable.

[Fauxstralian]

Given Englands all or nothing style of play I was unsure how it would play out especially with a unsettled top 3 for Australia & an ageing attack
Despite talking about nothing else even during a major series v India last summer England looked woefully under prepared
Wood hadn’t played for a year & they seemed to have no Plan B as regards spin bowling & if batting failures occurred
Duckett Brook Smith & Bethell had never played a Test in Australian conditions & those that had had mediocre or poor averages … Root 35 Stokes & Crawley 28 & Pope 11

For Australia Starc, Head & Carey were outstanding but this team is coming to a rebuild as expect Starc Hazlewood Lyon Boland Khawaja & even Smith will move on from Tests maybe even after Sydney 

[Sydney_Iron]

Media trying to make this seem like it was close! FFS, Calling it a "Nail bitting finish" and how ultimately England last on the final day.

Yes the tail wagged but those who should and could of got the runs, were like a dog with mange, Aussies won by 82 runs, all the England tail end did was make it look, not too bad, when in fact it was another complete failure? 

[only1billybonds]

Well done Australia, streets ahead of us where and when it mattered. This series was lost on the afternoon of our 2nd innings in Perth, we somehow managed to lose the 'unlikeable match.
Much to think about in January.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Australia by 82 runs & win the series to retain the Ashes
Fighting effort by England. Batting properly & valuing their wickets. More of this from day 1 of the series who knows what the score would be. There certainly isn’t a 3-0 after 3 gulf between the teams.
Lyon does his hamstring earlier in the day which will put him out of Melbourne & Sydney. Maybe forever … finishing as an Ashes series winner and having gone past Glenn McGrath’s Test wickets total?
Todd Murphy or Matt Kuhneman to replace him.
Steve Smith will come back for Inglis & Beau Webster to replace the disappointing Green.

The Aussies have dismantled this 3 yrs in the making  pathetic and arrogant shit cսnt of a touring party in 11 days..
Fair play ..got what they deserved 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

The skipper of this sorry arsed crew is going to need a long lie down after this .
I reckon he'll be mentally  spent after this .

West ham united levels of spineless from start to finish...bar the Jamaican 

[Fauxstralian]

Australia by 82 runs & win the series to retain the Ashes
Fighting effort by England. Batting properly & valuing their wickets. More of this from day 1 of the series who knows what the score would be. There certainly isn’t a 3-0 after 3 gulf between the teams.
Lyon does his hamstring earlier in the day which will put him out of Melbourne & Sydney. Maybe forever … finishing as an Ashes series winner and having gone past Glenn McGrath’s Test wickets total?
Todd Murphy or Matt Kuhneman to replace him.
Steve Smith will come back for Inglis & Beau Webster to replace the disappointing Green.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

What is it with England teams and mental fragility?

 ...Old fashioned hard graft and discipline.

Australia is where English batsmen go to die

[Westside]

Ten tests in two separate spells in more than enough of a chance. The fella is not up to it at test level.

He doesn't even average 40 in county cricket FFS.

He averaged over 66 in county cricket this year.

[Come On You Irons]

Ten tests in two separate spells in more than enough of a chance. The fella is not up to it at test level.

He doesn't even average 40 in county cricket FFS.