Jonathan Pie tickets Hammersmith O2 Sat 10 Feb

[Queens Fish Bar]

2 tickets. Row G stalls. Face value £27.5 etc so total £55. I am sucking up £15 worth of fees. Only recognised WHOers.

[Eerie Descent]

"How many of those have you been involved in to know, BRAINDEAD?"

[BRANDED]

Its like a trans bitch fight over a favourite strap on

[Eerie Descent]

Mate? Excellent. We're making progress.

[chim chim cha boo]

Yawn. Bored of you now mate. Off you fuck.

[chim chim cha boo]

Yawn. Bored of you now mate. Off you fuck.

[joyo]

"This thread is hilarious,unlike Jonathan Pie"

[Eerie Descent]

"I thought the CAPITAL LETTERS and the Z at the end gave away the irony. I thought Jonathan Pie fans would be clever enough to get that. It was you who came on this thread, calling your fellow West Ham fans thick cunts because they don't like this apparent comedian. Now you want a tear up because someone gave you it back. That's the stuff of a proper prick. At least the creepy nice man schtick you sometimes try on here is proven to be bollocks when the mask slips. I'll never be that 1% you work with, as I'll never be a pizza delivery driver. But if I was, I'd be wearing that M&S cardigan at the Christmas party on purpose."

[Manuel]

"Sold - Didn't you quit this this site around 5 months ago because you had 'a lot of shit' on, before a few Muppets on here reached out to you personally? Well, you're certainly back with a vengeance now spamming up most threads."

[chim chim cha boo]

"Eerie Descent 2:47 Fri Feb 9 And I take it too seriously? NS is absolutely right, you're all over the show. If you think you're going to bump into a pensioner when you meet me I'd advise you to think again. See, I can do what you cringingly call BANTS but it's never what you do, unless you define it as getting as many snide comments in as possible. You DO irritate me so well done but you follow a pattern I've noticed in some places I've worked. 99% of the people I've worked with have been great, I've been invited out to parties, BBQs and shit like that or someone will say 'Chim, pub?' Then there's you, the 1%. Office weirdo. Never asked out as you're a simmering mess intent on bringing everyone down to your level because nobody has complimented you on your new M&S cardigan."

[Eerie Descent]

"Ok, I'll bring a set of golf club, couple of nice courses round that way. Most importantly make sure you've got your clipboard and a pen, so you can do the paperwork for the events afterwards. Maybe a couple of pairs of incontinence pants. Tea and biscuits. STRICTLY NO CAMERA PHONES"

[Northern Sold]

Ahhhhhhh so not BANTZ then?? Make your mind up mate... you are all over the shop. Yeah TBH me and Chim have nothing to lose... I mean two invalided pensioners against Millwall's finest... be a great couple of notches on your headboard... I'll let you know my Gardening rota next week and try and fit you in in between my Wickford and Brentwood clients... we will say tools as obviously I will have my petrol mower.

[Eerie Descent]

"Nope, I'm deadly serious. I'm gonna go and meet a couple of pensioners off WHO for a tear up. Bring replacement Zimmer frames. YETI"

[Northern Sold]

I'm confused mush... BANTZ or NON-BANTZ?? Your call??

[Eerie Descent]

"What do you think I'm gonna do son, meet up with him and kick away his walking stick? Tell you what, you come along and pair up with him, I'll have my right hand tied up behind my back, and see how you pair of wally's get on?"

[Northern Sold]

Eerie `Wall' Descent = WWII Italian Tank

[Eerie Descent]

"It's not an argument against you, it's called have a bit of BANTZ. You take yourself far too fucking seriously for that, though. This apparent 'better life' that you've supposedly had to everyone else amounts to driving a few celebs' about on a motorbike, and shagging some foreign bird. You're right though, a boring cսnt like me can't compete with that. Lighten up a bit, you cantankerous old cսnt, and learn to laugh at yourself. Maybe your old man would have been better off telling you to do that once in a while"

[chim chim cha boo]

"Eerie Descent 3:16 Thu Feb 8 Your ad hominem argument against me doesn't seem to make an iota of sense. It stinks of someone who has thrown away his life and begrudges people who are technically his peers having a better life than you. You seem to be a begrudging man-child built for the internet, a few 'edgy' posts isn't going to suddenly grow you a spine. As I have sometimes said to you, we should meet up sometime then you'll at least have an interesting story to tell. I'll reply with your catchphrase ' blatantly never happened ' What would you plan to do, break a bone I've never broken before? Good luck with that."

[Hammer and Pickle]

I’d just like to know how it is some of you are still in the day-job down at the factory.

[Kaiser Zoso]

And the fifteen notes fees

[Mr Kenzo]

*What was his funniest joke?* Getting people to pay ¬£27.50 to go and see the cսnt

[ray winstone]

"Kaiser Zoso 3:21 Thu Feb 8 Nice of you to distinguish, as they say, takes one to know one..."

[ray winstone]

"Kaiser Zoso 3:21 Thu Feb 8 Nice of you to distinguish, as they say, takes one to know one..."

[Lee Trundle]

What was his funniest joke? I'm all ears.

[Alwaysaniron]

Went to see him last night. Bloke was really funny. Very quick witted and articulate. Kaiser... His knuckles don't drag along the floor so I understand you not liking his views.

[Kaiser Zoso]

"'Who actually goes to a gig like this exactly?‚Äô People like Queer Fish Bar, Ray Winstone, that‚Äôs the cսnt, not the actor, and Chim, apparently. It‚Äôs about as funny as a cup of cold sick."