What's your favourite biscuit?

[Coffee]

"Jaffa Cakes, by a country mile. Then Chocolate Hobnobs."

[Mad Dog]

Custard creams by the way or shortbread

[goose]

Pickle I’d imagine your wife is used to handling a lot of cock given her track record.

[Mad Dog]

Jaffa CAKES are cakes Cakes go hard when stale Biscuits go soft

[Hammer and Pickle]

"My wife traditionally makes a big batch of Christmas biscuits of various shapes: stars, crescents, hearts and the like. I always insist on secreting a dick-and-balls shaped one on the basis it is the London tradition. Makes the family formalities slightly less predictable as I tend to find."

[violator]

Fox's crunch creams

[goose]

Lazzaroni Amaretti Di Saronno. Basically the amaretto biscuits. And Lotus Biscoff.

[BRANDED]

Biscotti in vin santo

[dm]

McVities plain/dark chocolate digestives. I've also recently acquired up a liking for ginger stem biscuits.