Things you don't see at West Ham anymore

[young woody]

“Nods” I’ll start. Clapping the opposition goal keeper before and at HT before the match starts.

[cholo]

"The burger stall outside Queens Market had what I thought was a right sort serving people in the late 80s. I was about 16 and she was a fair bit older, probably an oap now."

[cholo]

"The burger stall outside Queens Market had what I thought was a right sort serving people in the late 80s. I was about 16 and she was a fair bit older, probably an oap now."

[Fauxstralian]

"Fans being trusted to leave the stadium and get into the tube without the need for STOP GO cunts Opposition fans being advised they are having a London Ambulance provided to get them home Players (ok, just J Fashanu) being advised that he ONLY SCORES WITH HIS BROTHER Abuse of a homophobe rather than homophobic abuse Players with comb overs Players in tiny shorts that make you question their sexuality (ie G Hoddle)"

[joyo]

"Mr Kenzo 4.11...doesn't go anymore,but posts on here as Oxbore"

[Jaan Kenbrovin]

Crowd surges and ‘let’s all form a circle’

[simon.s]

"I remember the north bank tramp last game of the season, when Brady scored that cracker. He was standing quite near us. It was a hot day and he was chucking up big time in his donkey jacket!"

[Mr Kenzo]

E-Coli Burgers from Ken's Cafe

[JayeMPee]

A striker and a youngster developed from the Academy playing in the first team!

[Mr Kenzo]

The North Bank Tramp

[only1billybonds]

Black and white match programmes. Little kids standing on stools/milk crates. Remember Ibrox signs.

[aubRM1]

"Not so much see, but hear the Laurel and Hardy theme when the old bill enter the stands or pitchside."

[simon.s]

"Very true FC, remember them there."

[BRANDED]

An empty trophy cabinet

[BRANDED]

Hotdog stalls You never come from Hackney Wick then?

[Far Cough]

"simon, can't remember any at Upton Park, Chelsea always seemed to have a shitload, which is understandable really."

[simon.s]

Spastic cars. Were there ever any? I remember them at other grounds.

[Eerie Descent]

"""Get your tits out for the lads"""

[charlie paynter]

Mr Moon - either arriving or leaving!

[Side of Ham]

Portakabin club shops.

[Eerie Descent]

Football.

[paulon]

EVERARD OVENDEN

[Side of Ham]

Absolutely dogs abuse at the away teams substitutes warming up......

[Side of Ham]

Absolutely dogs abuse at the away teams substitutes warming up......

[zico]

A good Manager!

[MaryMillingtonsGhost]

Attractive free-flowing football.