Things you don't see at West Ham anymore

[young woody]

“Nods” I’ll start. Clapping the opposition goal keeper before and at HT before the match starts.

[penners28]

Dress code thread

[zico]

John Lyall and Ronnie Boyce having a fag in the dugout. Can't imagine Pep having a sneaky puff on the touchline!

[Gary Strodders shank]

The smell of onions as you got of the tube and walked down Green street. Kens cafe and the geezer with the grubby fingers serving outside Nathan's pie and mash Blokes selling hats scarves and t shirts opposite the ground Peanut sellers walking round the pitch The portacabin club shop.

[Oneard]

Me cos it’s a shit hole

[Haz]

White dog shit

[Haz]

White dog shit

[Yorkammer]

The crowd enquiring about who is laying on a runway.

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Relegation.

[Alfs]

Streakers

[David L]

The beamback screens

[factory seconds]

the ball for 75% of the game.

[BRANDED]

Season Ticket Relish

[Grumpster]

"I still clap the keepers, but yeah pretty much on my own. Guess the d9fference is back in the day the likes of Southall and seaman had a personality to them, would appreciate it and would also then embrace the abuse and have a laugh with the fans. Robots nowadays are generally a bunch of money whoring cunts!"

[eastend joker]

"""anywhere you like it two for a Pound"""

[easthammer]

The Leyton Silver Band Which by the way is also the answer to the question: Who played for Spurs in the morning and West Ham in the evening?

[Charoo]

"Excitement Atmosphere Singing Enthusiasm Passion The whole experience is shit under this manager. I would never have missed Arsenal at home in the past, but have relished my ST for Sunday as just can’t be fucking bothered any more, the whole experience is shit."

[Phall Throw]

decent manager decent players a football stadium proper fans me

[Ron Eff]

Excitement

[young woody]

Players being coined.

[Pedro]

Super sponge

[matchless]

Grown ups (well they were to me) in donkey jackets with the pockets stuffed full of bottles of beer.

[J.Riddle]

BillyBremner Norman Cunter Chopper Harris Peter Nogood Charlie George Malcolm Macdonald Terry Hibbert Stanley (Stanley show us your) Bowles Georgie Best Pat Jennings Old Macdonald had a farm with a oink oink here and a..... Man United fans on the pitch Millwall run out the SB 15p entrance fee 2 for 1 under the turnstiles Kumb in the NB Harry Roberts

[Percy Dalton]

Horse shit

[Mr Kenzo]

DOG SHIT ALLEY

[RichyP]

Cash turnstyles/bunging the turnstyle operator a 'drink' so you can bunk in with your mate Watching the first half from the roof of the flats and then going in for free for the 2nd half when they opened the turnstyles Paper season tickets/people ripping up the paper ticket and throwing it in the air at kick off Stewards/Programme sellers who supported West Ham and were always in the same place so you got to be on first name terms