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THUNDERCLINT
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Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.
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dealcanvey wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 11:01 Has he fucked off yet
Agitating for a move for weeks. Show boating selfish cսnt, hope we get some money for him and get a CB and a keeper who can come and take a cross and we might get somewhere
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Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.
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Has he fucked off yet
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Post Matt Holmes »

His head has gone since the FA crap (I still wonder if it was some underhand tactic to stop his big move?)

now I’m sorry for him but he needs to go home and find his head again. Get his mojo back.

hes playing 4/10
most games and feels we owe him a living.

sell at best price we can get
replace with best we can sign 
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Post Monsieur merde de cheval »

He's an occasional match of the day player .
I'm BORED with him and his baggage.
30 M British pounds  is acceptable to me at this point.
Having people that don't want to be there and are ultimately unhappy is never a good thing.
Without all that carry on with the betting he'd have been gone two yrs ago FFS.
 
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Post Monsieur merde de cheval »

Nutsin wrote: 15 Jan 2026, 16:03 He is way overrated, get rid asap. Bring in someone who doesn’t give the ball away all the time. This idiot learned nothing in his time with us, he is stuck on stupid.

Use the money on a quality young center half and bring in a holding midfielder with some pace.

This needs to be the absolute minimum we need to do this window.
'Center' ...turned  full yank aintcha 😐
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Agree Nutsin although getting in the right players, or for that fact any players, is always the risk with Sullivan. He may just see the fee as a way to cover much of the cost of the two lads brought in and look instead for some budget fee, stop gaps. Old, slow, high wages, no resale value are the usual attributes that we ( or should I say Sully ) goes for. 

 
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He is way overrated, get rid asap. Bring in someone who doesn’t give the ball away all the time. This idiot learned nothing in his time with us, he is stuck on stupid.

Use the money on a quality young center half and bring in a holding midfielder with some pace.

This needs to be the absolute minimum we need to do this window.
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Having this bloke hang around like a bad smell doesn’t sit very well with me at all. 

if he were to play out of his skin, and contribute to some much needed points, it would only beg the question why couldn’t he have tried a bit more in the previous games this season? 

He can fuck off. And when he gets there, he can fuck off some more. 


 
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It does not matter how good he is (dont rate him as high as others). He simply does not want to play for us. We aren't in the position to dig our heels in on this one. Sell him and move on.

He wont be playing against spurs at the weekend and he should not either. Nuno and the club are delaying the inevitable in trying to keep him here or holding out for a price we wont get.
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Mate of mine was there at the time no reason to doubt him tbf
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AKA ERNIE" wrote: 15 Jan 2026, 14:41 No mate he didn't he told nuno on sat he did have a bad medics found fuck all wrong with his back he then had a strop and said no I can't play and stormed off
Where's this from? 

No less likely to be true than all the other rumours I suppose. But that's all they are rumours so who knows which ones are true 
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No mate he didn't he told nuno on sat he did have a bad medics found fuck all wrong with his back he then had a strop and said no I can't play and stormed off
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Post Rossal »

Steinberg saying we are happy to sell him but only if Flamengo loan him back till end of season 

why on earth would they agree to that?  Sullivan really is a joke 

just sell the useless cսnt and get a few players in 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 23:51 He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
 
 
Sounds like he is in his way... 40 m is a fair price for a bloke who by and large has been a total liability 
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So it seems he has had  a bad back and didn't refuse to play against QPR. 

 
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Seems like a good compromise if the player is OK with it.
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Today’s Telegraph saying the club willing to sell him but only if they can keep him on loan to the end of the year.
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maybe when you play surrounded by a shower of shit you become another  turd. Undoubted talent that just didn't couldn't do enough here. I don't for one minute believe the board instigated rumours that he wants out, is acting up etc. and I wish him well. 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 23:51 He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
How many times do you have to keep saying you don't rate him?? We heard you the first hundred times. He doesn't come on here, so little point in laying into him day in day out.
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He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
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He’s been decent only as a number 8 playing deeper fir us. Just the same as at Lyon.

He thinks he some kind of creative, goal scoring number 10. He aint got the legs / speed for that.  

 
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We tried that and even when he was surrounded by better players we still almost got relegated, even when he would line-up alongside Declan Rice. He's never been consistently good. Once in a blue moon he'll have a good game but they have always been few and far between. £50M this bloke cost us.
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Gank wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 15:06 I don't know, I still think we would be better buying players to get the best out of Paqueta than selling Paqueta to suit the dross that plays around him.
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We don't need cu$ts in our team who want to jump ship and aren't prepared to get us out of the mess we're in. He can fuck off. 
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