Things you don't see at West Ham anymore

[young woody]

“Nods” I’ll start. Clapping the opposition goal keeper before and at HT before the match starts.

[Willtell]

Yes Side I did say that about 12 years ago except you forget to mention that it was about a girl that met a footballer at 2am on a Saturday night/morning outside a chip shop. She was then soberly caught on CCTV going to his hotel room at 3am then claimed she’d been raped in the morning because she was too drunk to say no. The footballer was found to be innocent… Lies and exaggerations SOH. Like calling me Willwall for some weird reason gives you pleasure. I think it says more about you than me…

[chim chim cha boo]

"I flit about on this site as a few pals are on here that I have met down the years and frankly couldn't give a fuck about whatever anyone thinks of me (although that's perhaps not strictly true-I'd not like it if anyone I've met from here genuinely thought I was a cսnt), but almost everyone I've ever met on here is a stand-up bloke and having a beer and a laugh is the general MO of a WHOer in my experience. In fact there are still some posters I would like to meet, even, perhaps strangely Eerie Decent who I bet I'd get along with. Most of you are good, West Ham supporting boys even if you don't really come across as so on here. Obviously you get the odd cսnt x"

[Side of Ham]

"Give it a rest Willwall, everyone knows by now what you posted about what women deserve when they’ve had one too many….stop trying to reinvent yourself…..or better still avoid replying….."

[Willtell]

There you go again goose. Making up reasons for you being a liar…

[goose]

Manny - the karate instructor has confirmed as much. Will - good to see I’m still living in your head you rapey old fuck.

[Side of Ham]

YAWN

[Manuel]

I'm glad to hear Pickle's wife isn't an Englishman.

[Willtell]

goose Honesty isn’t your strong point nor is your ability to make up reasons to hate posters…

[goose]

Chim I grew up near where he went to school and know people who went to that particular school. He‚Äôs no Englishman and neither is his wife. By his own admission he‚Äôs never been West Ham. And he‚Äôs a massive cսnt.

[Mex Martillo]

The Hammerettes

[yngwies Cat]

Milwall

[chim chim cha boo]

"Well Goose H&P has come to West Ham with me a couple of times and I gave him an open invite to bring him and his boy to any home game he likes By the way, he's a proper English man who just happens to live in Poland with his kids and lovely missus who isn't Polish either. We've spoken many times about how much wasted energy he puts into this site and the dogs abuse he gets but always answers in the same way. Sorry E to give your secrets away but he LOVES winding some of you up. I simply don't have the energy."

[goose]

Pickle why are pretending you’ve actually been to West Ham?

[goose]

Pickle why are pretending you’ve actually been to West Ham?

[Hammer and Pickle]

"I’ll take that memory of the Duke after the game to the grave, chim. Who were those two dancing on the pool table? Did anyone ever buy those moody CDs the tiddly was selling?"

[chim chim cha boo]

"'WHO'S THAT LYING ON THE RUNWAY? WHO'S THAT DYING IN THE SNOW? IT'S BUSBY AND HIS BOYS AND THEY'RE MAKING NO MORE NOISE 'COS THEY CAN'T GET THE AEROPLANE TO GO'. 'MUNICH, 58, MUNICH MUNICH 58' 'IT WAS THE ICE ON THE WING THAT MADE THE AEROPLANE GO DOWN, IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY'. ...and that's for ONE team. Horrible bunch, weren't we? Having said that, whenever I took a non-football fan (and there were plenty back then), an Italian pal, Swedish or American girl usually, it was the chanting and the fighting (I would take them to Charlene's before a match because I was a classy cսnt) that they'd love most about their London day out."

[chim chim cha boo]

'YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE RIPPER'.

[Iron Duke]

The crowd humming the Laurel and Hardy theme tune at two policemen.

[bruuuno]

Hundreds of people making monkey noises at a black bus driver trying to get through the crowds outside the north bank

[young woody]

Claret and blue nets. West Ham was never the same when they changed them back to white.

[J.Riddle]

Claret & Blue ambulance home transportation

[Jaan Kenbrovin]

Black football boots Players without tattoos The same kit for longer than one season

[chim chim cha boo]

"Seeing the seated West Stand as 'the posh bit', I could never afford to sit there and although I went to every game home and away that I could get to I never sat in the West Stand until I was about thirty. 'Lyall out'."

[Percy Dalton]

Remember Ibrox

[Mex Martillo]

Drinking a pint on the terracing.