You'll never take the east end

[honky cat]

i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.

i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.

You's?

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[honky cat]

to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist. 

 

Aww mate, lighten up
I reckon this is a shoe in for Eurovision


 

[factory seconds]

to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist. 

[honky cat]

Sorry but I found this cringeworthy 

 

Theres a dance remix out next week

[Swiss.]

Sorry but I found this cringeworthy 

[Massive Attack]

Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.

[Gank]

Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.

[OK_Guy]

Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.

in protest?

[Mike Oxsaw]

Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.

[Eerie Decent]

If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.

[honky cat]

We're winning the FA cup.
Our year, our song
Shame top of the pops is no more, Joseph strumming away accompanied by Todibo, Roid donkey, and the gang swaying along in hammers leisurewear.
 

[Tomshardware]

Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.

Not a fan of Bubbles, son?

Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.

We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.

It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.

The next level of cringey post Thierry Henry level of tourist fans you mean?

[Pub Bigot]

What about Westside Boys by the Cockney Rejects as our new song? Even has Knees Up Muvva Brown in it! 

[zebthecat]

Mawkish and utter cringe.
No thank you.

[Far Cough UKunt]

I like Sunderland's Elvis Presley's "I can't Help Falling in Love"

[Eerie Decent]

Makes you wonder how they managed to go a whole league season unbeaten without it back in the day

[Mad Ferret]

Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.

Not a fan of Bubbles, son?

Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.

We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.

It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.

[Council Scum]

It's absolute dog shit. 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Maul like a Tiger

[Eerie Decent]

Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.

 

 

Not a fan of Bubbles, son?

[Tomshardware]

Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.

The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.


 

No chance, we aren't Arsenal.

[Dick Shaftsbury]

Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.

The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.

 

[Mad Ferret]

Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.

[Alfs]

I liked it.

I would have like it more if at the end the little boy produced a shooter and fired a couple into Sullicunts head, then turned to the camera and sang "You can't take the East End out of me".

[Takashi Miike]

Very moving and fitting for our current circumstances! 

yes, it definitely gets the bowels moving. I had a shit as soon as I heard that bloke's voice

[Manuel]

WTF is this? You've made yourself look a right twat here, honky.