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Been to a few in my time, there are a couple not far from where I live. Been to a couple in Tiajuana across the Mexico border, pretty wild down there, they are basically out of control Brothels.

Mustang Ranch in Tahoe are like a huge bar in the middle of nowhere, as you walk in all the ladies walk out and line up so you can make your selection. In the back there are Jacuzzi’s, bedrooms etc for you to get private. 
They think of everything.

Vegas has some pretty hot clubs, some incredibly beautiful women there. 

Vancouver Canada has some good ones too. 5 Orange street is like a local pub on the corner, they had a glass shower on the stage and the girls dance to 3 songs, 1 st song they just dance, 2nd it’s down to Lingerie, 3rd it’s full naked, then after they have a shower. Once they dry themselves you’ll find them walking around socializing carrying a cum towel. They’ll take you upstairs if you ask nicely. 

The best one was called “Heaven” on about the 10 th floor of a Business building high rise.

Heaven was an appropriate name, you walked in and thought you were in heaven, nice restaraunt, beautiful waitresses wearing hot pants and Angel wings, a big pit for the Dancers so you could watch the show from your table. Great service with a smile. The Canadian girls had such a great attitude, friendly, cool, good to hang with. 


went to Astersam twice when I lived in the UK so have seen the red light district but never visited any clubs there.


Always a good time to be had. Tiajuana is pretty sketchy though. I must say.

anyone else visit these fine establishments?
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MaryMillingtonsGhost wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 20:51
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 20:46
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:35
I use to go there, got in the ring twice
As a stripper?
 
 
More importantly, whose ring?
Share the geezers name son.
Careful you don’t want to get Oxsaw too excited!😆 
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My biggest issue with strip clubs is that its porn that can see you
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Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 20:46
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:35
I use to go there, got in the ring twice
As a stripper?
 
 
 
 
More importantly, whose ring?
Share the geezers name son.
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Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:35
oioi wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:14 Seven Kings Hotel, early '80s. Sunday lunchtime, boxing ring in the bar. Alternate boxing/stripper/boxing. As soon as the boxing stopped most of the punters headed straight for the bar leaving some poor cow taking her clothes off in the middle of the ring while the few odd bods who stayed to watch hurled comedic abuse at her. Loved it.
I use to go there, got in the ring twice
As a stripper?
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Talkingshite Miike has started a hermit association in his neighbourhood which he classed as a great success as no one turned up
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I think I’ve found Oxsaw.


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XKhammer wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 19:23
Takashi Miike" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 10:59 I'm not one to moralise, especially regarding strip clubs/pubs. when working in the city of london, I regularly visited the crown & shuttle on bishopsgate at lunchtime, or nearby browns on a thursday/friday night. I love strippers, but you eventually grow up and find better/more productive ways of spending your time & money. looking back these places were pretty bleak, (the girls aside) staffed with horrible cunts (bouncers mostly) but it gives a lot of these young ladies a way of earning money so I'd never demonize the industry

about the thread author. for someone who's apparently living in paradise (he keeps mentioning it), the cսnt spends far too much time on here 🙂
"better/more productive ways of spending your time and money"
Like what?You have clearly stated that you will never set foot again in restaurant/pub/stadium/threatre because of covid...don't you get lonely living in a cave you horrible hermit?
 
 
here he is. essex's very own, ginger jimmy saville. now then, now then cսnt
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 11:40
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:53
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:41 "Never been to Bangkok or anywhere near Thailand."...

You're such a sad, wannabe plastic yank and so desperate for attention/affection/approval that you probably wouldn't recognise either if you were shown both on a map, clearly identified in any language you claim to be fluent in.

You're constantly proving that you're the epitome of a stranded, isolated, friendless  closet dweller, no matter what message you're hoping to send.
If anyone is in the closet it’s you pal. Kinda weird how it is you that constantly bangs on about homosexuality don’t you think?
The last thing I am seeking on here is approval silly nuts, that’s retarded even for you. 

You really are a weirdo. You’re like Mr.s Jones you post but nobody responds, must get maddening for you to be constantly ignored.

Now go pet your cat and think about the good old days at BT. You Dull mincer!
Don't you fucking "Pal" me, you obnoxious limp-wristed tart. You're clearly seeking some sort of attention/approval otherwise you wouldn't (need) to post such antiquated drivel.

As for being "weird" posting about homosexuality? Nah. Doesn't scare me one bit, unlike it clearly does you,  but then I don't think that I'm such a handsome manly stud that every gay person wants a slice of my arse...sorry...ass.

As for being "maddened" by being ignored, that's 100% glorious deflection from your obvious attention seeking shit. Not all of us - probably not any of us - post for the reasons you do, or you think we should do.

As for petting a cat? Well, my fit-as-fuck 29 year old cleaner likes her pussy petted after she's cleaned my apartment, but I travel too much to have a proper pet; doing so would be selfish, immature and irresponsible, qualities you clearly feel are manly and positive.

I can already sense your itchiness to respond, so fill your boots and prove me correct.
Apartment lol...its a mud hut in a poverty stricken village near the Cambodian border 
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Takashi Miike" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 10:59 I'm not one to moralise, especially regarding strip clubs/pubs. when working in the city of london, I regularly visited the crown & shuttle on bishopsgate at lunchtime, or nearby browns on a thursday/friday night. I love strippers, but you eventually grow up and find better/more productive ways of spending your time & money. looking back these places were pretty bleak, (the girls aside) staffed with horrible cunts (bouncers mostly) but it gives a lot of these young ladies a way of earning money so I'd never demonize the industry

about the thread author. for someone who's apparently living in paradise (he keeps mentioning it), the cսnt spends far too much time on here 🙂
"better/more productive ways of spending your time and money"
Like what?You have clearly stated that you will never set foot again in restaurant/pub/stadium/threatre because of covid...don't you get lonely living in a cave you horrible hermit?
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 07:51 This 🌈 thread 🌈 screams 🌈 of 🌈 somebody🌈 desperate 🌈🌈🌈 to 🌈 come 🌈 out 🌈 of 🌈 the closet.🌈

Just man up, you jesse.
And this coming from an old raspberry trannie who travels to Thailand for sex....fucking hypocrite 
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oioi wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:14 Seven Kings Hotel, early '80s. Sunday lunchtime, boxing ring in the bar. Alternate boxing/stripper/boxing. As soon as the boxing stopped most of the punters headed straight for the bar leaving some poor cow taking her clothes off in the middle of the ring while the few odd bods who stayed to watch hurled comedic abuse at her. Loved it.
Fucking hell, what an absolute soup of weirdness this thread is. Somehow without being one of the main protagonists Oxsaw has managed to come across as the most lonely desperate sad act on the thread by a long way and that's all while protesting that he's better than this sort of thing. Incredible work. 
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oioi wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 17:14 Seven Kings Hotel, early '80s. Sunday lunchtime, boxing ring in the bar. Alternate boxing/stripper/boxing. As soon as the boxing stopped most of the punters headed straight for the bar leaving some poor cow taking her clothes off in the middle of the ring while the few odd bods who stayed to watch hurled comedic abuse at her. Loved it.
I use to go there, got in the ring twice, was a great afternoon, shame they shut it down. The comedians were pretty good and some of the fights were great entertainment. Only a tenner at the door to get in. Good times.
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Seven Kings Hotel, early '80s. Sunday lunchtime, boxing ring in the bar. Alternate boxing/stripper/boxing. As soon as the boxing stopped most of the punters headed straight for the bar leaving some poor cow taking her clothes off in the middle of the ring while the few odd bods who stayed to watch hurled comedic abuse at her. Loved it.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 11:40
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:53
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:41 "Never been to Bangkok or anywhere near Thailand."...

You're such a sad, wannabe plastic yank and so desperate for attention/affection/approval that you probably wouldn't recognise either if you were shown both on a map, clearly identified in any language you claim to be fluent in.

You're constantly proving that you're the epitome of a stranded, isolated, friendless  closet dweller, no matter what message you're hoping to send.
If anyone is in the closet it’s you pal. Kinda weird how it is you that constantly bangs on about homosexuality don’t you think?
The last thing I am seeking on here is approval silly nuts, that’s retarded even for you. 

You really are a weirdo. You’re like Mr.s Jones you post but nobody responds, must get maddening for you to be constantly ignored.

Now go pet your cat and think about the good old days at BT. You Dull mincer!
Don't you fucking "Pal" me, you obnoxious limp-wristed tart. You're clearly seeking some sort of attention/approval otherwise you wouldn't (need) to post such antiquated drivel.

As for being "weird" posting about homosexuality? Nah. Doesn't scare me one bit, unlike it clearly does you,  but then I don't think that I'm such a handsome manly stud that every gay person wants a slice of my arse...sorry...ass.

As for being "maddened" by being ignored, that's 100% glorious deflection from your obvious attention seeking shit. Not all of us - probably not any of us - post for the reasons you do, or you think we should do.

As for petting a cat? Well, my fit-as-fuck 29 year old cleaner likes her pussy petted after she's cleaned my apartment, but I travel too much to have a proper pet; doing so would be selfish, immature and irresponsible, qualities you clearly feel are manly and positive.

I can already sense your itchiness to respond, so fill your boots and prove me correct.
Please indulge me and allow me to bump the Oxsaw classic back at the top of the thread! 

Much obliged!
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Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 13:12 Strip clubs are fun when you're 20 years old. But then you grow up and find it a bit seedy. 

A maga gammon like you doing a grand world tour of strip clubs like its your favourite hobby, is quite sad, bordering on noncey.

 
 You fucking libtards have noncing on the brain.

Yeah had some good times, Some good laughs over the years, 

I’ll excuse your racial slur. You are obviously ignorant.

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Strip clubs are fun when you're 20 years old. But then you grow up and find it a bit seedy. 

A maga gammon like you doing a grand world tour of strip clubs like its your favourite hobby, is quite sad, bordering on noncey.
 
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Swiss. wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 12:09
Meaning to add of course I don't need them as I have beautiful women stripping naked for me all the time for free 😉
Porn Hub doesn't count, Swiss.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 11:40
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:53
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:41 "Never been to Bangkok or anywhere near Thailand."...

You're such a sad, wannabe plastic yank and so desperate for attention/affection/approval that you probably wouldn't recognise either if you were shown both on a map, clearly identified in any language you claim to be fluent in.

You're constantly proving that you're the epitome of a stranded, isolated, friendless  closet dweller, no matter what message you're hoping to send.
If anyone is in the closet it’s you pal. Kinda weird how it is you that constantly bangs on about homosexuality don’t you think?
The last thing I am seeking on here is approval silly nuts, that’s retarded even for you. 

You really are a weirdo. You’re like Mr.s Jones you post but nobody responds, must get maddening for you to be constantly ignored.

Now go pet your cat and think about the good old days at BT. You Dull mincer!
Don't you fucking "Pal" me, you obnoxious limp-wristed tart. You're clearly seeking some sort of attention/approval otherwise you wouldn't (need) to post such antiquated drivel.

As for being "weird" posting about homosexuality? Nah. Doesn't scare me one bit, unlike it clearly does you,  but then I don't think that I'm such a handsome manly stud that every gay person wants a slice of my arse...sorry...ass.

As for being "maddened" by being ignored, that's 100% glorious deflection from your obvious attention seeking shit. Not all of us - probably not any of us - post for the reasons you do, or you think we should do.

As for petting a cat? Well, my fit-as-fuck 29 year old cleaner likes her pussy petted after she's cleaned my apartment, but I travel too much to have a proper pet; doing so would be selfish, immature and irresponsible, qualities you clearly feel are manly and positive.

I can already sense your itchiness to respond, so fill your boots and prove me correct.
What the fuck! Ag ag ag ag!

Gotta laugh! And bump this back to the top, it’s a classic!
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Post Manuel »

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 11:48
Takashi Miike" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 10:59 I'm not one to moralise, especially regarding strip clubs/pubs. when working in the city of london, I regularly visited the crown & shuttle on bishopsgate at lunchtime, or nearby browns on a thursday/friday night. I love strippers, but you eventually grow up and find better/more productive ways of spending your time & money. looking back these places were pretty bleak, (the girls aside) staffed with horrible cunts (bouncers mostly) but it gives a lot of these young ladies a way of earning money so I'd never demonize the industry

about the thread author. for someone who's apparently living in paradise (he keeps mentioning it), the cսnt spends far too much time on here 🙂
 
London? Old King Lud,  Holborn Circus (if I remember) on a lunchtime used to be the place for strippers. Mid 1970s. All fucking mingers and I was only 17/18 at the time. Loved my apprenticeship, me.
 
 
Use to be some right rough old boozers around that area by memory, all changes in recent years with the Thameslink going in etc. There are still some good pubs close by in Fleet Street.
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Swiss. wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 12:09
Swiss. wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 12:07 Only a couple of times in the late 90s. I find it a boit sad but was egged on by work collegues in the US. 

I actually went to the most famous in the world at that time..of course only The Swiss would, The Gold Club in Atlanta. That was amazing as were the women. 

Oh and of course a couple of times in Browns...who hasn''t? 
Meaning to add of course I don't need them as I have beautiful women stripping naked for me all the time for free 😉

Is this one of latest tranche of Email excerpts from Andrew or Epstein? 😁
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Swiss. wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 12:07 Only a couple of times in the late 90s. I find it a boit sad but was egged on by work collegues in the US. 

I actually went to the most famous in the world at that time..of course only The Swiss would, The Gold Club in Atlanta. That was amazing as were the women. 

Oh and of course a couple of times in Browns...who hasn''t? 
Meaning to add of course I don't need them as I have beautiful women stripping naked for me all the time for free 😉
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Only a couple of times in the late 90s. I find it a boit sad but was egged on by work collegues in the US. 

I actually went to the most famous in the world at that time..of course only The Swiss would, The Gold Club in Atlanta. That was amazing as were the women. 

Oh and of course a couple of times in Browns...who hasn''t? 
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Takashi Miike" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 10:59 I'm not one to moralise, especially regarding strip clubs/pubs. when working in the city of london, I regularly visited the crown & shuttle on bishopsgate at lunchtime, or nearby browns on a thursday/friday night. I love strippers, but you eventually grow up and find better/more productive ways of spending your time & money. looking back these places were pretty bleak, (the girls aside) staffed with horrible cunts (bouncers mostly) but it gives a lot of these young ladies a way of earning money so I'd never demonize the industry

about the thread author. for someone who's apparently living in paradise (he keeps mentioning it), the cսnt spends far too much time on here 🙂
 
 
London? Old King Lud,  Holborn Circus (if I remember) on a lunchtime used to be the place for strippers. Mid 1970s. All fucking mingers and I was only 17/18 at the time. Loved my apprenticeship, me.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 11:40
Nutsin wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:53
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 09 Feb 2026, 09:41 "Never been to Bangkok or anywhere near Thailand."...

You're such a sad, wannabe plastic yank and so desperate for attention/affection/approval that you probably wouldn't recognise either if you were shown both on a map, clearly identified in any language you claim to be fluent in.

You're constantly proving that you're the epitome of a stranded, isolated, friendless  closet dweller, no matter what message you're hoping to send.
If anyone is in the closet it’s you pal. Kinda weird how it is you that constantly bangs on about homosexuality don’t you think?
The last thing I am seeking on here is approval silly nuts, that’s retarded even for you. 

You really are a weirdo. You’re like Mr.s Jones you post but nobody responds, must get maddening for you to be constantly ignored.

Now go pet your cat and think about the good old days at BT. You Dull mincer!
Don't you fucking "Pal" me

Who you fucking calling cսnt, cսnt..

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"As for petting a cat? Well, my fit-as-fuck 29 year old cleaner likes her pussy petted after she's cleaned my apartment"

Reading that was like nails down a blackboard, you can do better Mike. 
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