West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[Vexed]

Dyche gone is bad news, he was doing a terrible job. 

Not really. Their form was pretty similar to ours.

They had 30+ attempts last night, and 99/100 times win that game.

They'd been incredibly lucky and playing awful cuntball with barely any goal threat. Anyone coming in will surely be better. 

[Tomshardware]

If Spurs were smart they would employ Dyche until the end of the season. He might not take it if he has strong feelings about Forest having started out with them and just managed them. Money could well talk though. They should at least contact him as that would be the sensible thing to do. Hopefully they install Heitinga and arrogantly turn their nose up at Dyche..

If the fat Greek has any sense (insert your own jokes), Dyche’s pay-off will mean he can’t join another club until the end of the season without incurring a financial penalty (ie he won’t get all of his Forest wages, which they’re probably still committed to paying him).

So what, what's that got to do with anything??

Ooh don't you know....?

[Manuel]

If Spurs were smart they would employ Dyche until the end of the season. He might not take it if he has strong feelings about Forest having started out with them and just managed them. Money could well talk though. They should at least contact him as that would be the sensible thing to do. Hopefully they install Heitinga and arrogantly turn their nose up at Dyche..

If the fat Greek has any sense (insert your own jokes), Dyche’s pay-off will mean he can’t join another club until the end of the season without incurring a financial penalty (ie he won’t get all of his Forest wages, which they’re probably still committed to paying him).

So what, what's that got to do with anything??

[Dick Shaftsbury]

If the fat Greek has any sense (insert your own jokes)

 

He is such a PITA

[David LE]

Lets hope that Alvarez can do a job on Forest at Fenerbahce next week

Surely we want Forest to thrash Fene, don’t we? We want them to play as many games in Europe as possible. We want them knackered and on their knees by March.

Definitely, but a few serious injuries wouldn't go amiss

 

[Massive Attack]

If Spurs were smart they would employ Dyche until the end of the season. He might not take it if he has strong feelings about Forest having started out with them and just managed them. Money could well talk though. They should at least contact him as that would be the sensible thing to do. Hopefully they install Heitinga and arrogantly turn their nose up at Dyche..

If the fat Greek has any sense (insert your own jokes), Dyche’s pay-off will mean he can’t join another club until the end of the season without incurring a financial penalty (ie he won’t get all of his Forest wages, which they’re probably still committed to paying him).

Nothing says 3rd party interference more than that. And we should know..

[Mad Ferret]

Dyche gone is bad news, he was doing a terrible job. 

Not really. Their form was pretty similar to ours.

They had 30+ attempts last night, and 99/100 times win that game.

[Vexed]

Dyche gone is bad news, he was doing a terrible job. 

[honky cat]

Lets hope that Alvarez can do a job on Forest at Fenerbahce next week

 

 

We need him to have a stinker but dish out a few kicks.

They have to stay in it, and spurs. Knocked out in semis, its a killer blow (we know)
 

[southbankbornnbred]

Lets hope that Alvarez can do a job on Forest at Fenerbahce next week

Surely we want Forest to thrash Fene, don’t we? We want them to play as many games in Europe as possible. We want them knackered and on their knees by March.

[southbankbornnbred]

At this rate, Forest are going to have more managers on their payroll than Chelsea. And those fuckers are probably still paying Tommy Docherty.

[southbankbornnbred]

If Spurs were smart they would employ Dyche until the end of the season. He might not take it if he has strong feelings about Forest having started out with them and just managed them. Money could well talk though. They should at least contact him as that would be the sensible thing to do. Hopefully they install Heitinga and arrogantly turn their nose up at Dyche..

If the fat Greek has any sense (insert your own jokes), Dyche’s pay-off will mean he can’t join another club until the end of the season without incurring a financial penalty (ie he won’t get all of his Forest wages, which they’re probably still committed to paying him).

[David LE]

Lets hope that Alvarez can do a job on Forest at Fenerbahce next week

[Westham67]

I had high hopes we would stay up due to ourn10 points in five matches form but now much more confident of staying up after Forest getting a draw and their manager getting sacked and Spurs with their injured player plus both are still in European competions

[honky cat]

Just putting it out there for fun, but maybe there should be a transfer window for managers as well. Summer and January, or you're stuck with them. 

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[Massive Attack]

More confident of survival now.

 

Agreed.

Feel so much more confident now that both Spurs and Forest have suddenly ditched their managers at the same time. Pair of bottlers.

[Mad Ferret]

More confident of survival now.

Dyche isn't easy on the eye, but he knows how to keep teams up. He worked miracles keeping Everton up previously.

[David LE]

We just need Alvarez to do a job on them when they play Fenerbahce next week

[BRANDED]

We’ve got to get the most points ( obvs)  but are in a much better place seemingly in team spirit and performances. If we can just keep tge ball out of our own net. 

[Iron Duke]

Sacked with a 47% win record. They should be careful what they wish for.

[Takashi Miike]

you know a club is fucked when an owner invites a selection of players to a post match meeting to dig out the manager. that greek twat's ego is on another level

[Dick Shaftsbury]

I think Spurs and Forest sacking their managers will help us. This instability will not help them. 

Our revival is scaring the shit out of those above us. 

 

 

Absolutely  Panic moves. We are coming. 

This is great news for us. There is a 50% chance that Spurs and Forest will get the managerial appointment wrong, so hopefully one of them will slip into the abyss. 

[TheOriginalBraderz]

Nottingham Forest have opened talks with former Wolves boss Vitor Pereira after Sean Dyche was sacked following just 114 days in charge.

Huge roll of the dyche

[onsideman]

38 game seasons evens itself out. We would have to look closer to home for blame both in the Board and in the dressing room before pinning it on questionable injury time. Not saying it looked right, just making the point we have put ourselves in this mess all of our own doing in the League.

 

 

Of course that's right. Irrefutable really... so I'm looking forward to the Brighton equaliser, our disallowed second against Forest, the Forest penalty, the Arsenal penalty and an opportunity to play until we score all to be redressed in the final 12 games

[scott_d]

The tight fuckers should have splashed the cash on Strand Larsen. Proven EPL goalscorer and age profile.

I didn't hear you say this before he scored his 2 goals last night?