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Leonard Hatred
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Fifty quid

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Talk to me
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Nurse Ratched
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Ha! Yeah.
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"Nurse, that’s crazy that they don’t have an f, but somebody decided to call them Filipinos. Maybe it started out as f is a p? No and evolved with time."
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Hand job in a massage centre according to my mate as I have no idea about these disgusting things .
Gary Strodders shank
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"This would now be the acceptable amount of someone was giving you ""a drink"" for a favour or services rendered. It would comfortably get you a few pints (still) or you could invest said nifty on the gee gees as i plan to do later. You could also purchase a ticket at the bowl with no soul or add another £7 and get yourself in the Best mate enclosure at the Cheltenham festival . It may also get you ""some business"" with a lady of the night or some narcotics if that ais your bag. ."
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"Used to be the price of powder, i havent got a clue now"
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Bungo
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About half a curry for two.
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If you‚Äôre not a tight fisted cսnt. Fifty quid ain‚Äôt enough dosh to pop out for a pint anymore. Thanks to governments over the years slapping taxes on a pint and extortionate leases it‚Äôs no longer doable for the average Joe. they wonder why there‚Äôs a breakdown in local communties ?? Greedy self obsessed bullshitting shit cunts.
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Nurse Ratched
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Len. A puckload of pruit?
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"2 Ponys, half a ton or a Monkey divided by 10. A Bullseye even?"
Leonard Hatred
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Nurse What do I get for my fifty quid?
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*chuckles*
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If Fifty quid gets you two vinyl albums in this day and age. Then they should try harder too fleece the Hipster vermin.!
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"Nurse - I don't know if it's all Thai's (but probably) but they have a problem pronouncing K's. There is a courier here called Kerry Express - not so long ago I had a delivery and I was upstairs, my missus was shouting up to me it's curry express for you, so I'm thinking curry express, never heard of them and I'm fucked if I've ordered a curry, so I shout back who is curry express, I haven't ordered anything from anyone with that name? Now she is getting annoyed, well it's curry express, so just come down. Ended up being mildly disappointed that it wasn't actually a curry when all unraveled itself!"
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Ok I understand. I'm leaving Farnborough Wetherspoons now. Here's the deal. I'm gonna leave 2 £20s and a £10 under this copy of Wetherspoons News. *Taps nose*
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The amount it cost me to win 12.5k a couple of weeks ago.
the coming of gary
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... only two vinyl albums these days .
Leonard Hatred
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"No, come on. Fifty quid. Don't fuck me about."
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"No, come on. Fifty quid. Don't fuck me about."
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"'Fifty'. I'm slightly triggered by this word. The canteen/restaurant at my previous workplace was run by a Filipina lady. Very nice woman. But in her language they apparently don't have a 'f' phoneme as pronounce it as 'p' instead. Every day I'd go in there at least once to buy a piece of fruit. They sold remarkably good fruit. Each piece of fruit was 50p. So at least once a day she'd say to me ""Pipty pee"". I know it shouldn't have annoyed me but it did."
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A seat in the gods to watch the other team play football.
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25 pints in Wetherspoons ?
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