Christian Horner

[LeroysBoots]

"Mates son works for MEN Apparently there are loads of text messages, dick pics and other lurid stories of Horner doing the rounds in the media re his pursuit of women He's history"

[Manuel]

"Russ of the BML 2:45 Fri Mar 1 ''My mate's uncle used to work on the Spice Girl tours and allegedly she was a bit of a goer and her thing was to sit on blokes faces. She demanded it. I'd happily let her sit on my face.'' Mmmm, me too, the slut. But what if we're on the box at the same time?"

[Russ of the BML]

Probably why Horner looks about 73. No sleep. Although I thought all her jizz on his face would've ironed out some of the creases.

[Russ of the BML]

Always had a thing for Ginger Spice. Great norks. And I reckon a few wines in and she goes like a fucking steam train. Up for anything. My mate's uncle used to work on the Spice Girl tours and allegedly she was a bit of a goer and her thing was to sit on blokes faces. She demanded it. I'd happily let her sit on my face.

[Fauxstralian]

In the days of social media and digital footprints I cant believe anyone thinks they can carry out a white wash behind closed doors and refuse to reveal any details Dont really follow F1 but he always comes across as an arrogant smug cսnt Perfectly suited to being married to the screeching Ginger talentless Spice

[Bungo]

"I find the fact that the investigation cleared him surprising, especially considering the high levels of candor and honesty that are always displayed in everything to do with F1.?ü§î"

[Manuel]

"I read that these alleged texts/pics have been emailed to 149 people in the sport. I don't have any sympathy for the pillock, but that would be immensely stressful. He looks a lot older than 50 too, tough paper round."

[Alfs]

"I dunno, Manuel, I love a ginger."

[Manuel]

I think the takeaway from this is to never marry a ginger.

[Alfs]

The amount of powerful and successful men who have been brought down by the pursuit of a vagina is remarkable.

[El Scorchio]

Fingers crossed. Bloke seems like a proper snake. Grace A cսnt.