‚ö? West Ham v Everton - Official Match Thread

[charleyfarley]

. ........... V London Stadium 29th Oct 2023 13:00 VAR Simon Hooper Stuart Attwell: (12) - 42 2 Awaiting team news Awaiting team news West Ham 21/20: Draw 11/4: Everton 23/10

[CHICKEN RUN MANIAC]

"This game reminds me of when a bird resists anal penetration from an eager, engorged penis. Lubrication has been offered, but she remains reluctant."

[Browno22]

Aguerd is quite possibly the worst centre back we have ever had at the club

[nychammer]

could be 2-0 but good save Areola

[zico]

Surely if you take Antonio off you put Kudus up front. Moyes just doesn't change the shape when it's not working.

[twoleftfeet]

"Everton have done a West Ham on us, sit back, defend deep and take your chance when you have it. We should be out of sight. You’d think after 48 years I’d get use to the disappointments. I fucking hate football, it’s a cruel mistress."

[grasshopper]

Gutless cunts

[nychammer]

Antonio off for Benny - worth a try cant be any worse

[RdUeSpSrEeLsLsed]

Is Soucek coming on yet

[collyrob]

I‚Äôd be happy to never see that Antonio cսnt play for us again

[RdUeSpSrEeLsLsed]

Wowzer

[RdUeSpSrEeLsLsed]

Wowzer

[CHICKEN RUN MANIAC]

"We need to penetrate their defence like a hungry, engorged penis penetrates a reluctant female anus."

[RdUeSpSrEeLsLsed]

We. We need Ings to come on up top on his own chasing shadows. We have no plan B

[kylay]

Jesus wept. Kudus done okay in the middle and paquetta has had two brilliant balls in from the left. Antonio and Bowen both criminal with those opportunities. Moyes seems to be implementing 1920's American football rules before the forward pass was permitted

[happygilmore]

Pathetic. Can we wake up now!

[ragingbull]

Fair play he sold Zouma and Aguerd a brilliant dummy.

[nychammer]

cant complain can we? always likely the longer it went on

[The Hammers]

GAME OVER Good night.

[CHICKEN RUN MANIAC]

FUCKING HELL

[CHICKEN RUN MANIAC]

What this game needs is some serious penetration of the female anus.

[boleyn8420]

Thats that then

[zico]

Dilemma is how to get the best out of both Paqueta and Kudus as they probably both want to play central. I'd swap them over second half as Kudus won't have as many bodies to run at.

[COOL HAND LUKE]

"No silly last minute goal at the end of the first half, so that first 5 or 10 minutes at the start of the second half might become our b?™te noire. Anybody's game at present..."

[claret on my shirt]

"Almost fell asleep, we go sideways and forward with pace of a snail and its so predictable. He cant blame Thursday as he rested most of them"

[Any Old Iron]

We’ve got no fluency going forward. It’s just so jerky and slow. I just don’t think Moyes can coach attacking football. Several of our attacking players need an arse kicking. Paq excepted.