West Ham Online

"Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur all agree to plan. Five English clubs are among 11 European teams who have signed up to a breakaway Super League in an extraordinary development on the eve of Uefa's announcement of a new Champions League format. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/18/sports/soccer/super-league-united-liverpool-juventus-madrid.html"

"MPI, I am on a fixed term contract via an umbrella company on a day rate of £600. Enough information for you?"

"Sod his 6 figure wages he doesn't get, I want to know how many blow up dolls he's got.....he keeps going on about having a latest squeeze..... .....or is this old cսnt talk for having a wank?"

"Always, I am no ornithologist so dont know if it's actually true but I it make me smile as I typed it. Use away."

MPI If feathers don't get ruffled they get filled with ticks. I'm using that in this afternoons meeting! Looking out for the blank faces of anybody under the age of 40 wondering what the fuck a tick is!

"Now I love ted, he is indeed WHO royalty but this site ain't Mumsnet so COYI keep doing you. If feathers don't get ruffled they get filled with ticks."

"Now I love ted, he is indeed WHO royalty but this site ain't Mumsnet so COYI keep doing you. If feathers don't get ruffled they get filled with ticks."

"COYI You would appear to have upset WHO royalty (Ted is definitely WHO royalty). That is unforgivable in my book, the bloke is a legend on this site! If I were you son I would swallow a huge lump of humble pie and refrain from being such a knob."

"Because he's the cսnt WHO deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll cսnt him off. Because he can take it. Because he's not our cսnt He's a mouthy toe rag, a bullshit merchant. He's COYI."

"Come On You Irons 4:29 Wed Jun 9 Re: Football Super league rumours yet again !! Stop moaning Far Cough, the sun is shining. You're like an old washer woman. As a pwoper West Ham supporter Far Cough has every right to moan at the Fines dished out to our club compared to the slap on the wrist has been dished out to these rich clubs today. So do us all a favour COYI and FUCK OFF That Is All."

"MPI - You are absolutely magnificent. Watch him not reply, as he hasn't got a fucking clue what you're on about."

Come On You Irons 4:43 Wed Jun 9 So as a consultant you are self employed? When you say six figure salary is that your invoicing for the company or the salary and dividends you take from the Company? What's your position on IR35?

Irons is frantically googling what type of consultants earn a 6 figure salary.

"comma, that's still more than the breakaway clubs have to pay and top of that £5 mill, we had to pay the Blades close to £30 million from their case against us"

What type of consultant?

"Happy to. I'm a consultant, Block."

"COYI - Why don't you tell us all how you make your 6 figure salary, what's your occupation?"

West Ham were fined £5.5M by the EPL for irregularities over the signing of Tevez and Maschrano.

Neither am I. What else you got?

At least I'm not a fantasist

"Stop moaning Far Cough, the sun is shining. You're like an old washer woman."

"We get a £30 million fine for an administrative error, and those cunts get a £20 million fine BETWEEN THEM Fucking ludicrous"

"Chelsea have already recouped half of that ""fine"" by selling an unknown player to us who's never played first team football. All they need to do if do it again from one of the other 750 players they have on their books."

"There will be no meaningful punishments at all even in the future as the league can't do without at least 4 of the 6. The same way UEFA aren't going to do anything against Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus as TV rights would take a knock if they excluded them. Come the end of the 23/24 season all teams will leave their respective leagues and then join the Super League as money will takeover. Amazon will be the TV broadcaster and they will pay around £5-7 billion a season to screen the games. Amazon will rake in around £15-20B a year through subscription alone. (These are my estimates)"

"Pathetic We got more than that for a poxy clause in Tevez’ contract. I can see the 6 clubs just doing it again, as if true, it could cost them a lot more for pulling out of what they signed up to. Hopefully the talk of up to a 30 point deduction happens and it isn’t shared between them."

"£20m fine. That's total, not per club. So about £3.5m each. That'll teach them!"