New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young girl who's really quite dim Let her girlfriend put cream on her quim She massaged her clit Then started sucking it, She said it was done on a whim. My new powder washes very white, They say even white nylon stays bright"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young girl who's really quite dim Let her girlfriend put cream on her quim She massaged her clit Then started sucking it, She said it was done on a whim."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

The alsation dog raised his paws And pulled down his.mistress's drawers He then came around That dirty old hound And fucked her right there on all fours A young girl who's really quite dim Let her girlfriend put cream on her quim

[Helmut Shown]

"Now. Christmas is two weeks away, That's just how I wish it would stay. The government's attitude Hiding ineptitude behind Christmas, Bah Humbug, I say The alsation dog raised his paws And pulled down his.mistress's drawers"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady called Lotte Had a big boil on her botty. In a turn for the worst, The bloody thing burst, It's contents were slimy and snotty. Now. Christmas is two weeks away, That's just how I wish it would stay."

[Helmut Shown]

Victims of Just Stop Oil demos Smeared dog shit on protesters clothes Some couldn’t tell The presence of a smell As COVID’s affected their nose There was a young lady called Lotte Had a big boil on her botty

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young kid sat on Santa's knee Caught short, he wanted a wee, He took out his winkle On Santa, did sprinkle. It's poor parenting, you see. Victims of Just Stop Oil demos Smeared dog shit on protesters clothes"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young kid sat on Santa's knee Caught short, he wanted a wee, He took out his winkle On Santa, did sprinkle. It's poor parenting, you see. Victims of Just Stop Oil demos Smeared dog shit on protesters clothes"

[Helmut Shown]

"There was an old bloke from Crouch End, Each year a Christmas card he'd send A Christmas destroyer To his former employer At the bottom ""Fuck Off"" he penned A young kid sat on Santa's knee Caught short, he wanted a wee"

[arsene york-hunt]

"She's down on her knees, on the rug And giving his willy a tug Then her face was a state, With the ejaculate, Cost him sixty five quid, What a mug. There was an old bloke from Crouch End, Each year a Christmas card he'd send"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A tourist who came from Peru Out walking got shit on his shoe The shoes were quite posh, He said ""Oh! My gosh!!!"" Then ""Fiddle-sticks! Fiddle-de-do!"" She's down on her knees, on the rug And giving his willy a tug"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A tourist who came from Peru Out walking got shit on his shoe The shoes were quite posh, He said ""Oh! My gosh!!!"" Then ""Fiddle-sticks! Fiddle-de-do!"" She's down on her knees, on the rug And giving his willy a tug"

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a rent boy who was Welsh, For forty quid gave you a felch He’d suck on your bum And swallow your cum And end it all with a belch A tourist who came from Peru Out walking got shit on his shoe"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man called Roy Caught in bed with a ladyboy A deranged old geek Who'd studied ancient Greek He thought ""she"" was Helen of Troy. There was a rent boy who was Welsh, For forty quid gave you a felch"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man called Roy Caught in bed with a ladyboy A deranged old geek Who'd studied ancient Greek He thought ""she"" was Helen of Troy. There was a rent boy who was Welsh, For forty quid gave you a felch"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man called Roy Caught in bed with a ladyboy A deranged old geek Who'd studied ancient Greek He thought ""she"" was Helen of Troy. There was a rent boy who was Welsh, For forty quid gave you a felch"

[Helmut Shown]

"I know that this may sound fickle, But I'd vote for Hammer and Pickle He counters the stories Of the fascists and Tories Humourous replies that tickle There was an old man called Roy Caught in bed with a ladyboy"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I think that we need a new poll On who's the best poster of all Put it to the scrotes, And give them all votes, I'm certain that I'd get fuck all. I know that this may sound fickle, But I'd vote for Hammer and Pickle"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"What a godawful game that was It's not despite of Moyes, its because A turgid affair, Like they couldn't care A win though, to please the site bores I think that we need a new poll On who's the best poster of all"

[Helmut Shown]

"Coco Chanel was a nazi spy She knew how to tell a whopping lie With some collaborators Getting guillotined as traitors They didn't have a perfume supply What a godawful game that was It's not despite of Moyes, its because"

[Darlo Debs]

He looked Left and crossed when in Rome And got flattened by a motorhome They sent him back In an IKEA flat pack ..and scattered his ashes in.the millennium.dome Coco Chanel was a nazi spy She knew how to tell a whopping lie

[arsene york-hunt]

"He looked *LEFT and crossed when in Rome, Got flattened by a motorhome"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I guess in anyone's books The government are a bunch of crooks Starmer Lammy, Raynor Knocking at the door. The English better sling their hooks. He looked right and crossed when in Rome, Got flattened by a motorhome"

[Helmut Shown]

"This country is getting too full Free benefits is the big pull Replaced by ponces And Asian nonces Turning in his grave, John Bull I guess in anyone's books The government are a bunch of crooks"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Lineker's now back in the news, With the ire of the four be twos. He ain't 'alf got some front For a jug eared old cսnt His rantings would block many loos. This country is getting too full Free benefits is the big pull"