NFL (since 2016)

[crystal falace]

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

[Takashi Miike]

I'm not sure I could have picked a worse fantasy team this year. its an absolute fucking disaster

[Grumpster]

Saints secondary is worse than the niners and that takes some doing.

[crystal falace]

In other news patriots on pace for 700 yards of offence and 60 points at halftime

[crystal falace]

"Feel bad for picking them for you now but ive got them too, long way to go, feel brissett will have some costly turnovers at some point, they just got stopped on 4th and 1 from the 1 yard line"

[Grumpster]

"Early days TK, we can make a comeback together. Cardinals are half the team without johnson though. Monstrous loss for 3 months."

[Takashi Miike]

cardinals? why the fuck do I ask for advice?

[Grumpster]

"Had both west (and 17/2) and Smith (13/2) for a fiver each, but I need 2 out of my other 3 to get back to evens after a stupid drunken gambling spree last night!!! Fournette - jags Stewart - Panthers Rookie rb- Kansas Had also done Jesse James, gillislee and some cսnt from Arizona. Don't gamble when pissed kids :o("

[crystal falace]

"Teally enjoying Romo in the commentary booth, he's so smart Crazy that he is younger than both of the quarterbacks playing in this game"

[crystal falace]

"I dno i think that was a great throw from brady with players in his face and unable to set his feet, Could get ugly quickly this one if the saints cant get their offense moving"

[Grumpster]

"I could have thrown those two NE touchdowns. Absolutely diabolical defense from the rookie and then whoever that gayer was with the tackle. Ha ha, my missus could have done better than that. Nice seeing gronk fully fit though, you want to see the best players."

[crystal falace]

"Joe thomas has just olayed his 10,000th straight nfl snap! Thats absurd! Especialky for a lineman! Such a shame he's soent his whole career at the browns! He's such a great player and a top bloke from everything you hear"

[crystal falace]

Brady looks in the mood today! Think he may single handedly destroy me in fantasy this week

[crystal falace]

"Think you could of gone abit bigger on the steelers, cant see case keenum being able to keep up with big ben, especially at heinz field! Big ben's home vs road stats are stunning he's a completelt different player on the riad, same as drew brees"

[Takashi Miike]

done.......... Steelers -2.5 Ravens -2.5 Cardinals -2.5 Seahwaks -3 Raiders -3 just under 2/1 cheers for the help

[crystal falace]

"The colts got dicked by the rams!! Theyre starting brissett at qb who has been there for about a week, and i saw him for new england, he's not good enough, will be such a basic playbook, expect a shitload of sacks"

[Takashi Miike]

"yes, I was thinking of taking the handicap down to the lowest point (-3 on both). you think to cardinals even without Johnson smash the colts?"

[crystal falace]

"You might aswell chuck the seahawks and raiders in too, as they'll boost your odds abit and there's no way they dont win comfirtably, maybe just go with a smaller handicap?"

[crystal falace]

"They should win, that defence is awful in new orleans, but brees is cery good at home and our injuries are piling up already Id go with the cardinals though as a banker, the colts are just awful"

[Far Cough]

"Yeah, I saw that, Case Keenum it is then? Know fuck all about him"

[Takashi Miike]

"crystal, are you confident about your mob? I need a third game after the steelers & ravens. seahawks & raiders are just too short"

[crystal falace]

"Sam bradford officially out, lump on the steelers,"

[Takashi Miike]

"yes, I think the child beater was under the impression he was going to get a bigger share of the carries üòÇüòÇ"

[Far Cough]

I hear Peterson is complaining about not getting many snaps?

[Takashi Miike]

*MIXON*

[Takashi Miike]

"I agree, Nixon should be the main runner. not sure what nfl.com is doing with the scoring as I thought I'd blanked last night but they have scored but just not updated yet"