New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"I once knew a woman who'd choose Nothing but sensible shoes. It was not just a whim, Cos she is Hasidim, And only buys then from Jews. A distraught tearful Israeli man, Said ""Should have gone to *Birobidzhan."""

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Eddie Howe is a big masturbater. Didn't know we played one game later. With him, it just might Be all black and white For colours he needs a translator. I once knew a woman who'd choose Nothing but sensible shoes."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Those tits on Match of the Day I've no interest in what they say Use catch up TV The dross? No need to see, Fast forward to watch West Ham play. Eddie Howe is a big masturbater. Didn't know we played one game later."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Those tits on Match of the Day I've no interest in what they say Use catch up TV The dross? No need to see, Fast forward to watch West Ham play. Eddie Howe is a big masturbater. Didn't know we played one game later."

[Helmut Shown]

"Those scouse cunts incur our derision, Still Whining about that decision Their manager's effrontery And serial cuntery Mo's diving never troubles his vision Those tits on Match of the Day I've no interest in what they say"

[arsene york-hunt]

"These breaks, international Are really irrational The games so boring, You end up snoring, I'd sooner watch the Grand National. Those scouse cunts incur our derision, Still Whining about that decision"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A super league's still being mooted It may be that Sp*rs will get booted Maccabi Tel Aviv Are in, I believe To make sure all sects are recruited. These breaks, international Are really irrational"

[Helmut Shown]

"It's easy as pie, I do fear, To get under the skin of some here Your opinion you tender 'gainst their political agenda While your character they besmear A super league's still being mooted It may be that Sp*rs will get booted"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was an old man from France Who didn't know how to dance But he knew how to scan Five lines, like a man And not like some Upminster nance. It's easy as pie, I do fear, To get under the skin of some here"

[joyo]

No football this week is a bore I may have to go book a whore Hope she takes it up the butt When l get her back to my mud hut I'm the raspberry called Oxbore There was an old man from France Who didn't know how to dance

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A man from Sierra Nevada Drove a clapped out old Ford Grenada He wished it could be A 3 litre Capri In fact, it was more like a Lada. No football this week is a bore I may have to go book a whore"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'm sat with a beer in my hand. It's lager, and really quite bland It's as weak as piss, My vote is a miss, What you get with Tesco's own brand. A man from Sierra Nevada Drove a clapped out old Ford Grenada"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I‚Äôm thinking of starting a petition To have Bankes sacked is my submission It's well worth a punt. The bloke is a cսnt I heartily give my permission. I'm sat with a beer in my hand. It's lager, and really quite bland"

[Helmut Shown]

The police detained him on a section. Walking naked with an erection Oh heaven forfend! He had lipstick on the end The colour didn’t match his complexion I’m thinking of starting a petition To have Bankes sacked is my submission

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Leith Fathered many ‚Äòcos he‚Äôd not wear a sheath, Whites, Chinese and blacks, All paid for by our tax, Our contempt this cսnt is beneath. The police detained him on a section. Walking naked with an erection."

[Helmut Shown]

"Oops A mate of mine, whom I'll call Dave Went down to the coast for a rave. A girl named Annie Put his hand on her fanny It was bristly in need of a shave There was a young man from Leith Fathered many ‘cos he’d not wear a sheath"

[Helmut Shown]

n a brothel in central Tangier While waiting they serve a cold beer With nuts and popcorn Sat there with the horn While an Arab girl lubes up her rear There was a young man from Leith Fathered many ‘cos he’d not wear a sheath

[Mike Oxsaw]

"In a brothel in central Tangier While waiting they serve a cold beer The old girls are wrinkly, No place for your winkie, The young ones, I'm told, are all queer. A mate of mine, whom I'll call Dave Went down to the coast for a rave."

[arsene york-hunt]

"The standard of reffing’s appalling The standards continually falling, For imaginary card, They'll come down quite hard. But stand by when others are brawling. In a brothel in central Tangier While waiting they serve a cold beer"

[Helmut Shown]

"Shout out loudly the good news We have a new star Mo Kudus,j Our goal drought to quench But he’s warming the bench Moyes has some very strange views The standard of reffing’s appalling The standards continually falling"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Middle East - back to the brink, With Hamas creating a stink Israel hit by Hamas? I thought they said Hammers, My radios a bit on the blink. A piss poor weekend for referees The business is rotten with sleaze Incompetent or bent, For big teams, heaven sent, Also the syndicates, Chinese. Shout out loudly the good news We have a new star Mo Kudus,"

[Helmut Shown]

"Your typical Newcastle louse, Now has indoor bogs in their house No shirt, beer gut Girlfriend a slut Only one step up from a Scouse A piss poor weekend for referees The business is rotten with sleaze"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Your typical Newcastle louse, Now has indoor bogs in their house, But, on the whole, They're used to store coal, And somewhere to keep a pet mouse. The Middle East - back to the brink, With Hamas creating a stink."

[arsene york-hunt]

"As a referee that Peter Bankes Is treating supporters like planks, Another of them Unfit for the Prem, Should be in the National League RANKS."

[arsene york-hunt]

"As a referee that Peter Bankes Is treating supporters like planks, Another of them Unfit for the Prem, Should be in the National League RANKS."