West Ham Online

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I think a mod has spunked all over the computer fan thinking about the exciting transfer news.

I think a mod has spunked all over the computer fan thinking about the exciting transfer news.

I started the day hopeful that it had been rebooted but.....

"The server works on punched tape. Unfortunately, this is no longer manufactured, so WHO has to recycle existing stock by filling in the holes with tippex, and the server has to wait while this dries."

"How about locking the threads with more than 10,000 replies, and starting a ‘continued’ thread, if those threads are causing the problem"

"If signing a brace of sloths slows the server down this much, imagine how it will be on the matchday thread should we string 3 decent passes together playing out of defence..."

On it *Laces up DMs*

They are far too busy working on the WHO clock