New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"A slapper from near BirmingHAM, Used to work as a strippergram As her panties came off Her clients would scoff At the size of her big hairy clam A scotsman who's rather well built Was arrested for raising his kilt"

[Helmut Shown]

"A slapper from near BirmingHAM, Used to work as a strippergram As her panties came off Her clients would scoff At the size of her big hairy clam A scotsman who's rather well built Was arrested for raising his kilt"

[Helmut Shown]

"A slapper from near BirmingHAM, Used to work as a strippergram As her panties came off Her clients would scoff At the size of her big hairy clam A scotsman who's rather well built Was arrested for raising his kilt"

[arsene york-hunt]

"In my garden a big bird of prey Ripped apart a pigeon today Ate all the best bits, And did loads of shits, Then the big bird flew away. A slapper from near BirmingHAM, Used to work as a strippergram"

[Helmut Shown]

"A lady from near Glasgow town, Got raped by a kids party clown. She was one of those dames That liked party games But baulked when he pulled her drawers down In my garden a big bird of prey Ripped apart a pigeon today"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Ongar Used weights to make his cock longer And now if you please, It hangs below his knees, And writhes like a miniature conger. A lady from near Glasgow town, Got raped by a kids party clown."

[Helmut Shown]

"For sixty years I have paid tax, And I can't get seen, at the quack's To get their attention I show my dissention At the surgery, playing my sax There was a young man from Ongar Used weights to make his cock longer"

[Helmut Shown]

"For sixty years I have paid tax, And I can't get seen, at the quack's To get their attention I show my dissention At the surgery, playing my sax There eas a young man from Ongar Used weights to make his cock longer"

[arsene york-hunt]

"When we play them Salah connives To earn penalties with his dives Big nose, ugly face, A cheat and a disgrace, At the victims, this cսnt is thriving. For sixty years I have paid tax, And I can't get seen, at the quack's"

[Helmut Shown]

Next up the scummy red scouse Each one of their fans is a louse It'll be quite a shame If you go to the game And find one of them's burgled your house When we play them Salah connives To earn penalties with his dives

[arsene york-hunt]

"A sailor aboard his ship Swabbing decks felt his trousers rip, He'd no other pairs, So went down the stairs Skived off, and went for a kip"

[arsene york-hunt]

Next up the scummy red scouse Each one of their fans is a louse

[arsene york-hunt]

"Will someone now not make a stand, And defend our own stud - Russell Brand? In my own judgement, He's an embarrassment. And from our home games, should be banned. Next up scummy the red scouse Each one of their fans is a louse"

[Helmut Shown]

"Will someone now not make a stand, And defend our own stud - Russell Brand? If he takes the blame And loses his fame He'll end up using his hand A sailor aboard his ship Swabbing decks felt his trousers rip"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A Scottish girl called Miss McDuff, Was seen walking round in the buff. When the wind caught her minge, They started to cringe, Saying ""Och, now young lassie, enough!"" Will someone now not make a stand, And defend our own stud - Russell Brand?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Robin Hood fired an arrow in the air It landed he knew not where, Went to Friar Tuck Gave him a bum fuck Girls, boys, goats, he just didn't care. A Scottish girl called Miss McDuff, Was seen walking round in the buff."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Robin Hood fired an arrow in the air It landed he knew not where, Went to Friar Tuck Gave him a bum fuck Girls, boys, goats, he just didn't care. A Scottish girl called Miss McDuff, Was seen walking round in the buff."

[Helmut Shown]

There was a gardener from Harrow Shocked folk with the thing in his barrow Although mud encrusted Most folks were disgusted By his very large penis shaped marrow Robin Hood fired an arrow in the air It landed he knew not where

[arsene york-hunt]

"I noticed a bit in the news Was clearly put there to amuse, They'd given a gong, For best ever pop song Tommy Steele's Singing the Blues. There was a gardener from Harrow Shocked folk with the thing in his barrow"

[Mike Oxsaw]

A girl from the Isle of Skye Put unusual things in a pie A whole hairy clam Some menstural jam And gallons of shit from a fly A Welshman called Rhys Went for a part in Grease His audition was such That he didn't get much They told him quite sternly to cease. I noticed a bit in the news Was clearly put there to amuse

[Darlo Debs]

"A man from the Isles of Scilly, Had a fetish for knickers (frilly) He stole them.from the line On the Wear and the Tyne ..and from the lsex shops of Caerphilly A Welshman called Rhys Went for a part in Grease"

[Helmut Shown]

"A man from the Isles of Scilly, Had a fetish for knickers (frilly). If the colour of the gusset Was a light shade of russet He'd be all day pulling his willy A girl from the Isle of Skye Put unusual things in a pie"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A geek once travelled to Ayr Attended a Dr Who festival once there, Caught a dose of the pox, In the police phone box From a Doctor groupie called Claire. A man from the Isles of Scilly, Had a fetish for knickers (frilly)."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A geek once travelled to Ayr Attended a Dr Who festival once there, Caught a dose of the pox, In the police phone box From a Doctor groupie called Claire. A man from the Isles of Scilly, Had a fetish for knickers (frilly)."

[Darlo Debs]

"You'd better take care what you say, 'cos you may well get cancelled today On Facebook and Twitter It will make you all bitter If you upset the masses, you might lose your pay. A geek once travelled to Ayr Attended a Dr Who festival once there"