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"85 million !?! Lol, if we get that I'd piss myself Bloke was fucking terrible today, showboating twat"

You think Paqueta is falling over as part of a side bet?

 

People can forgive Kudus for getting sent off as he tends to do something in the time he's on the pitch, we also know he hasnt done it as a sidebet

Maybe think about the images going round of the two prone Spuds in the Kudus red-card incident instead?

well that's a weight off my mind

Ha ha. Like I give a toss what you think.

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑22 Oct 2024, 06:49

THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑22 Oct 2024, 06:42 Has regressed into a grotesque caricature of a comedic parody of himself. Losing the ball and flailing around of the floor like a discarded trout everytime someone entered his personal space was hard to tolerate at the best of times, now it's just pathetic. He's not even worthy of a place on the bench at this point. Bomb him out of the squad entirely until the new year at the earliest. Let Irving play, he will atleast try to deliver something that resembles a competent, professional performance.

 

That’s a hilariously inept attempt at disguising a rant as some sort of analysis. Cheers, take a bow son then exit stage left.

Yeah, try not to fall off on your way out.

Who kicked your cage you fucking homunculus.

THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑22 Oct 2024, 06:42 Has regressed into a grotesque caricature of a comedic parody of himself. Losing the ball and flailing around of the floor like a discarded trout everytime someone entered his personal space was hard to tolerate at the best of times, now it's just pathetic. He's not even worthy of a place on the bench at this point. Bomb him out of the squad entirely until the new year at the earliest. Let Irving play, he will atleast try to deliver something that resembles a competent, professional performance.
 

Has regressed into a grotesque caricature of a comedic parody of himself. Losing the ball and flailing around of the floor like a discarded trout everytime someone entered his personal space was hard to tolerate at the best of times, now it's just pathetic. He's not even worthy of a place on the bench at this point. Bomb him out of the squad entirely until the new year at the earliest. Let Irving play, he will atleast try to deliver something that resembles a competent, professional performance.

Absolute fraud of a footballer and surely the worst passer of a ball that Brazil has ever produced. He use to do a couple of fancy things around the halfway line, but he doesn't even do that anymore, he either falls over or mostly passes to the opposition. Enough of this overhyped clown, and suspect he will finally be benched on Sunday for somebody that can actually pass a fucking football.

Keep those excuses coming for him, you wipes.

Wasn't Di Canio of regarded as a high-risk maverick when he first arrived?

Paqueta has proved he's got the talent, but either he needs to tune into the team, or the team need to tune into him.

I suspect he could put a pass to a team mate on a sixpence if he knew the fuck where that team mate was likely to be.

It’s clearly open season for him and he must be forced to play the holding role alone so he can hear you all wet your pants about how bad he is.

factory seconds" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2024, 17:05 and i'm not sure we have a player who wouldn't want to go to man city. even bowen if he thought it wouldn't lead to a divorce.

Nice posts factory and Hammer P,  brightened up my afternoon

..and wandering up and down the a13 in a high vis jacket with a binbag and a spike.

I think its possible that even the players at Man City want to play for Man City.

and i'm not sure we have a player who wouldn't want to go to man city. even bowen if he thought it wouldn't lead to a divorce.

i fear you missed the point of the post dear basil.

he's the club encapsulated into a player. capable of utter maverick brilliance, just as capable of inflicting a gunshot wound to the foot, with a future that lies somewhere between playing for the best club in the world and wandering up and down the a13 in a high vis jacket with a binbag and a spike.

factory - He wanted to join Man City you fucking Muppet, yes, so ''incredibly'' West Ham. Have a word with yourself. You really think that a Brazilian at our place, just for a year or so, via Milan and France, really gives a fuck about us? Do you believe in Santa too? 

anyone who doesn't appreciate how incredibly west ham paqueta is can mooch on up to n17 as far as i'm concerned. he's an untameable maverick who always gives 100%, even if that's sometimes wrapped in a bit of south american petulance. he's resisted every moyesian edict to play the most boring, one dimensional football possible and while he's capable of magic the rest of our squad couldn't even dream of, if he wants to attempt a rabona pass in our own box then there's nothing on heaven on earth that will stop him (well, perhaps a judicial committee). he may or may not be involved in getting his mates a few quid by picking up some yellow cards, but they can't seem to find the silver bullet to kill his career so he's stuck with us. between the devil and the deep (sky) blue sea resides west ham. custodians of chaos, uncertainty and undulating fortunes.
 

Of course he’s just a means to an end for that kind of internet pondlife, shorty.

It’s up to us not to click on the bait if we are taking care of our best interests as West Ham supporters.

Between flogging Grooming products. Tea Bags. And plugging Gambling Apps. I‘ll be flabbergasted if any West Ham You Tuber’s get time to even see Paqueta. Let alone have an expert opinion on him.!

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2024, 08:52 Must say the way the so-called West Ham You Tubers have been cranking up the hate on him is utterly disgraceful. 

They are twats, and totally discredited in my eyes.