New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The Do it Yourself store called Wickes. Is run by a right bunch of dicks. And the bloke at shop front Is a weapons-grade cսnt You're better of building with sticks. A Gardner known round here as ""Bill"" Is said to prefer working up-hill."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A tranny who called herself Bella Had a cock, so therefore a fella? And I'm told that ""she,"" Was once an MP ""She"" used to be called David Mellor. The Do it Yourself store called Wickes. Is run by a right bunch of dicks."

[Helmut Shown]

"A fat bald bloke from Manchester, Who looked just like Uncle Fester The gene pool he missed most of his time pissed And looks like a child molester A tranny who called herself Bella Had a cock, so therefore a fella?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As they sit on their hands and wait To buy new players too late There's plenty of those Nicked from under our nose, Our recruitment is sadly not great. A fat bald bloke from Manchester, Who looked just like Uncle Fester"

[Helmut Shown]

There once was a teenaged German Lay abed while having a sherman As he pulled on his rod The dirty little sod Dreamed of screwing that bint Uma Thurman As they sit on their hands and wait To buy new players too late

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our position in the league will not heighten Lest we beat teams like Brentford and Brighton We must cut out the frills, Improve our passing skills,, If all the crap teams we will frighten There once was a teenaged German Lay abed while having a sherman"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our position in the league will not heighten Lest we beat teams like Brentford and Brighton We must cut out the frills, Improve our passing skills,, If all the crap teams we will frighten There once was a teenaged German Lay abed while having a sherman"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So. Bournemouth away I am told, Will we come out fighting or just fold? Not too good it would seem, Away to a shit team. Pessimistic as I'm getting old. There once was a teenaged German Lay abed while having a sherman"

[Helmut Shown]

So. Bournemouth away I am told. Will we come out fighting or just fold? Our preseason preparation Leads to late season desperation Awaiting other teams to get rolled Our position in the league will not heighten Lest we beat teams like Brentford and Brighton

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady called Maud Would suck on her boyfriend 's pork sword. She swallowed, of course, All his apple sauce And never complained she was bored. So. Bournemouth away I am told. Will we come out fighting or just fold?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady called Maud Would suck on her boyfriend 's pork sword. She swallowed, of course, All his apple sauce And never complained she was bored. So. Bournemouth away I am told. Will we come out fighting or just fold?"

[Helmut Shown]

"A bloke who played in a brass band, Broke bones in his fingering hand Whether blowing a trumpet Or fingering a crumpet The output was really quite bland There was a young lady called Maud Would suck on her boyfriend 's pork sword"

[Helmut Shown]

"A bloke who played in a brass band, Broke bones in his fingering hand Whether blowing a trumpet Or fingering a crumpet The output was really quite bland There was a young lady called Maud Would suck on her boyfriend 's pork sword"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Will we kick on for next season? Will Moyes now listen to reason? Well he won't, I fear, Now I'm off to Ikea For something to put my keys on. A bloke who played in a brass band, Broke bones in his fingering hand"

[Helmut Shown]

Our chairman. His one biggest fear Is Rice will stay here one more year They've decided to sell As a makeweight Cresswell? Or is a replacement too dear? Will we kick on for next season? Will Moyes now listen to reason?

[Mike Oxsaw]

There was a young girl from.Wigan Who liked to give it the big'un But a stud from Prestwick Gave her some fierce dick So now she earns money through friggin' Our chairman. His one biggest fear Is Rice will stay here one more year.

[Darlo Debs]

Conference league is complete Now Dec will vote with his feet Will he raise a glass To going up the Arse' Or join.Pep and his financial cheats. There was a young girl from.Wigan Who liked to give it the big'un

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young lady from Brum Had klingons hanging from her bum A handsome young buck Asked her for a fuck But withdrew before he could cum Conference league is complete Now Dec will vote with his feet

[arsene york-hunt]

"Will we come out on top? Or fail at the hands of the wop? WE ONLY WON IT!!!!!! ELATED I'LL ADMIT. MY EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE SHOP.... West Ham are massive everywhere we go. West Ham are massive everywhere we go, There was a young lady from Brum Had klingons hanging from her bum"

[Helmut Shown]

Mainstream channels on our TVs. Are just for ethnic minorities Except channel 4 For the tranny and the whore They need to sort their priorities Will we come out on top? Or fail at the hands of the wop?

[arsene york-hunt]

".'m thinking that after THE game, My life left will not be the same Will we be elated Or fucking deflated, And giving Moysie the blame. Mainstream channels on our TVs. Are just for ethnic minorities"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Kier Starmer is one of those pricks, Who thinks men can have a cervix The silly old goat Needs a punch in the froat Then his cake-hole walled up with some bricks. I'm thinking that after THE game, My life left will not be the same"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So many woke dialogues The UK has gone to the dogs, There's women with cocks, And blokes dressed in frocks, Confused about using which bogs. Kier Starmer is one of those pricks, Who thinks men can have a cervix"

[Helmut Shown]

"In a nudist camp near Caerphilly. Was a man with a micro willy He got really sniffy He was sporting a stiffy And nobody noticed, how silly! So many woke dialogues The UK has gone to the dogs"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The referees are a fucking disgrace I wonder how they can show their face, Incompetent and bent, I hold them in contempt, Put the best foreign refs in their place. In a nudist camp near Caerphilly. Was a man with a micro willy"